Zachary Disease

[Surfn]

Zachary Disease

There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion. She went to single bars, singles dances etc., but she could never meet anyone who would go on a date with her, much less sleep with her. So in her desperation she went to see a sex doctor, named Dr. Chang.

She asked Dr. Chang, "Doctor, please help me find out what's wrong with me!"

So Dr. Chang said, "Take off all yur cwothes."

So she did.

Then he said, "Now, get on yur hands and knees and crawl wreal fas away from me, ten craw wreal fas back to me."

So the young lady did.

Dr. Chang looked at her said, "You got wreal bad case of Zachary disease."

The lady asked, "What's that?"

Dr. Chang replied, "That's wen yur face lok zachary like yur ass".

[Surfn]

Mrs. Prezocki walks into a sex store and says to the salesman, "Where are the dildos?"
The clerk points and says, "On the wall over there."
She looks and says, "I want one of the red ones."
The salesman says, "No, lady. The dildos are the ones next to the fire extinguisher."

[zack2004]

A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking,
smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool.
He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there good
looking, how's it going?" having already had a few
power pops, she turns around, faces him, looks him
straight in the eye and says, "Listen! I'll screw
anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place,
front door, back door, it doesn't matter. I've been
doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat
ass love it."
He says, "No kidding, I'm a lawyer too! What firm
are you with?"

[MrYum]

Originally Posted by Surfn

Mrs. Prezocki walks into a sex store and says to the salesman, "Where are the dildos?"
The clerk points and says, "On the wall over there."
She looks and says, "I want one of the red ones."
The salesman says, "No, lady. The dildos are the ones next to the fire extinguisher."

Ok...that one's actually pretty funny

Errrr...the others are groaners though

[digifan]

Originally Posted by Surfn

Mrs. Prezocki walks into a sex store and says to the salesman, "Where are the dildos?"
The clerk points and says, "On the wall over there."
She looks and says, "I want one of the red ones."
The salesman says, "No, lady. The dildos are the ones next to the fire extinguisher."

My favorite also.. good to see you are doing well again.. about time

[virgohippy]

brilliant!