Wanna hear a crazy fuckin story?

juggernaut · 2006-02-04, 08:56 PM

Nice Bill. Being it was a Friday night, I take it at that time in the morning the guy was drunk? Cool you were there. I never understood how cops and firemen can drive around without things to open car doors.
This past Wednesday I was picking up my friend for work when he had a diabetic seizure. The 1st group of people to show up at the house was the firemen. They had nothing to help the guy. All they did was yell in his hear while he was flopping around and try to give him the orange juice. Basically the same thing I was doing with the kids’ dad.
But Bill very very cool. Feels good to save a life don't it. Now if the guy is a nice guy he will buy you a new flashlight.

Bill · 2006-02-06, 03:18 AM

Wow, that kinda wiped me out, I haven't been able to accomplish much this weekend. My ankle is sore from banging it on rocks in the stream.

What a sound! It woke my wife up from a sound sleep.

Yeah, the guy was drunk. He managed to get his truck up on top of a guardrail and slid along it for about 50 yards until the nose of the truck caught a post solidly, whereupon he was launched into the air, flying end over end, so that the truck ended up upside down in the creek, pointing in the opposite direction of the way he's been traveling.

Another wierd thing - a strange visual from the night - the guy apparently had a gun and several boxes of shells in his truck, because the stream bed was littered with the shining brass of shotgun shells and more closed boxes of shells, and a gunstock was sticking out the truck window.

Oddly enough none of my neighbors seemed to hear or react to it. If I hadn't been around to hear it the guy would have been lying in the stream all night, because there is no easy way to see down to the stream from the road.

I hope I never have to see that many cop cars in my front yard again. It makes me feel kinda paranoid. I never expected to see anything like that, except in my dark fantasies of a neocon/american taliban roundup of adult webmasters. ;-}

virgohippy · 2006-02-06, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Bill

I hope I never have to see that many cop cars in my front yard again. It makes me feel kinda paranoid. I never expected to see anything like that, except in my dark fantasies of a neocon/american taliban roundup of adult webmasters. ;-}

Shh!!! You're scaring me!

Seriously, that's quite a story there Bill. Glad to hear someone as compassionate and dedicated as you was around to help out.

docholly · 2006-02-06, 10:03 AM

yeah I can see how that would be a very bad nightmare. Good thing you heard the crash otherwise to wake up to a yard full of police cars might send someone into an early coranary.

I've been watching THIS site in case they put it up but I'm thinking very doubtful given the fact they'd have to admit they didn't have the RIGHT tools.

Hope you are feeling a bit better, Bill.

2006-02-06, 10:03 AM	#4
docholly Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Sin-City USA Posts: 4,973	yeah I can see how that would be a very bad nightmare. Good thing you heard the crash otherwise to wake up to a yard full of police cars might send someone into an early coranary. I've been watching THIS site in case they put it up but I'm thinking very doubtful given the fact they'd have to admit they didn't have the RIGHT tools. Hope you are feeling a bit better, Bill. __________________ Support Indie Porn Sites OMGoddess You know you need some Bling!!

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2006-02-04, 08:56 PM	#1
juggernaut Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Central Jersey! If I was rich and powerful I would dress as my avatar does. Posts: 1,448	Nice Bill. Being it was a Friday night, I take it at that time in the morning the guy was drunk? Cool you were there. I never understood how cops and firemen can drive around without things to open car doors. This past Wednesday I was picking up my friend for work when he had a diabetic seizure. The 1st group of people to show up at the house was the firemen. They had nothing to help the guy. All they did was yell in his hear while he was flopping around and try to give him the orange juice. Basically the same thing I was doing with the kids’ dad. But Bill very very cool. Feels good to save a life don't it. Now if the guy is a nice guy he will buy you a new flashlight.

2006-02-06, 03:18 AM	#2
Bill Selling porn allows me to stay in a constant state of Bliss - ain't that a trip! Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,914	Wow, that kinda wiped me out, I haven't been able to accomplish much this weekend. My ankle is sore from banging it on rocks in the stream. What a sound! It woke my wife up from a sound sleep. Yeah, the guy was drunk. He managed to get his truck up on top of a guardrail and slid along it for about 50 yards until the nose of the truck caught a post solidly, whereupon he was launched into the air, flying end over end, so that the truck ended up upside down in the creek, pointing in the opposite direction of the way he's been traveling. Another wierd thing - a strange visual from the night - the guy apparently had a gun and several boxes of shells in his truck, because the stream bed was littered with the shining brass of shotgun shells and more closed boxes of shells, and a gunstock was sticking out the truck window. Oddly enough none of my neighbors seemed to hear or react to it. If I hadn't been around to hear it the guy would have been lying in the stream all night, because there is no easy way to see down to the stream from the road. I hope I never have to see that many cop cars in my front yard again. It makes me feel kinda paranoid. I never expected to see anything like that, except in my dark fantasies of a neocon/american taliban roundup of adult webmasters. ;-}