You know you've been in porn too long when...

[bunky2u]

Here's mine...


You might be an adult webmaster if you coffee consumption frightens even the most hardened barista at your favorite cafe...

You might be an adult webmaster if you see "wardrobe malfunctions" as prime content.

You might be an adult webmaster if...

a) the words "massive traffic at..." makes your heart skip a beat.
b) you feel crushed when you realize that it's some doofus on tv talking about cars.

You might be an adult webmaster if...

a) at your part time job you start evaluating your co workers in terms of marketable content.
b) you run around your work area examining where the best lighting is and what angle shot would be best for the photo shoot.

You might be an adult webmaster if...

a) you can name 10 different porn stars, in both pro and amateur leagues.
b) you are on first name basis with 5 of them.
c) of those 5 you know at least one of their family members