Mars Needs Women - c'mon Beagle 2!

Bill · 2003-12-25, 04:35 PM

Come on Brits! Bring the signal home...

Thank the universe we have more interplanetary robots coming on right behind. Sorry Mars, no women coming just yet, but if our wealth and political will do not fail, perhaps sometime in our lifetimes.

Go Beagle. Wake up and call home. Dig and sniff boy! Give Earth one hell of a saturnalia present.

Come on you little english son-of-a-bitch... Show we yanks a thing or two.

Cleo · 2003-12-25, 05:02 PM

All I can say is that I hope Mars comes to its senses and lets out inspectors in or Bush is going to invade looking for alleged weapons of mass destruction, no more destroying our probes.

Soon Bush is going to invade and start a big war and Mars is going to be forced to take action. Next thing we are all going to have to learn to speak Martian, celebrate their holidays and worship their Martian gods. Damn I'm still trying to learn Spanish.

Oh well go with the flow I always say. Let me be the first to welcome the new Martian Overlords to earth.

Bill · 2003-12-25, 08:40 PM

Beagle 2 missed the 2nd call in oppurtunity. Little fella is probably eaten by Mars. Next chance at 1:15 pm friday.

Bush definitely wants mars to be dead, dead, dead. Life on mars would be a kick in the balls to the competing monotheisms.

I was hoping the brits would pull off a coup. Give we americans something to think about and get excited about. Something to be proud of, if we did better in space again. Not to mention that for every dollar we spend on space research we get hundreds of potential dollars worth of new technology.

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Cleo · 2003-12-25, 09:35 PM

It doesn't look good but we can hope that they hear from it on the next attempt. Yeah finding any form of life would sure knock the wind out of all the self righteous bible thumpers. I'm sure we will, will be interesting to see if it has DNA like us.

I would really like to see us make a permanent base on the moon. Using radio telescopes on the dark side of the moon we could do some awesome research being free of the radio pollution from the earth. Plus it just seems a whole lot more exciting then just keeping a few people in a tin can orbiting the earth. Our space program lacks excitement, you need a destination for the maned rockets, not just flying them around in circles overhead. Its like getting a new car and then never going anyplace in it.

Hopefully there will be more funding for the space program. The technology that comes out of it fuels our progress in the world. Three old space shuttles designed in the seventies just isn't cutting it.

finnbear · 2003-12-26, 05:34 AM

Martian War Lords? You mean those little green men? We finns will beat them any day, space ships or not!

Are Martian women also green? Green pussy, green pussy...

2003-12-25, 04:35 PM	#1
Bill Selling porn allows me to stay in a constant state of Bliss - ain't that a trip! Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,914	Mars Needs Women - c'mon Beagle 2! Come on Brits! Bring the signal home... Thank the universe we have more interplanetary robots coming on right behind. Sorry Mars, no women coming just yet, but if our wealth and political will do not fail, perhaps sometime in our lifetimes. Go Beagle. Wake up and call home. Dig and sniff boy! Give Earth one hell of a saturnalia present. Come on you little english son-of-a-bitch... Show we yanks a thing or two.

2003-12-25, 05:02 PM	#2
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	All I can say is that I hope Mars comes to its senses and lets out inspectors in or Bush is going to invade looking for alleged weapons of mass destruction, no more destroying our probes. Soon Bush is going to invade and start a big war and Mars is going to be forced to take action. Next thing we are all going to have to learn to speak Martian, celebrate their holidays and worship their Martian gods. Damn I'm still trying to learn Spanish. Oh well go with the flow I always say. Let me be the first to welcome the new Martian Overlords to earth. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2003-12-25, 09:35 PM	#4
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	It doesn't look good but we can hope that they hear from it on the next attempt. Yeah finding any form of life would sure knock the wind out of all the self righteous bible thumpers. I'm sure we will, will be interesting to see if it has DNA like us. I would really like to see us make a permanent base on the moon. Using radio telescopes on the dark side of the moon we could do some awesome research being free of the radio pollution from the earth. Plus it just seems a whole lot more exciting then just keeping a few people in a tin can orbiting the earth. Our space program lacks excitement, you need a destination for the maned rockets, not just flying them around in circles overhead. Its like getting a new car and then never going anyplace in it. Hopefully there will be more funding for the space program. The technology that comes out of it fuels our progress in the world. Three old space shuttles designed in the seventies just isn't cutting it. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2003-12-26, 05:34 AM	#5
finnbear You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Finland Posts: 534	Martian War Lords? You mean those little green men? We finns will beat them any day, space ships or not! Are Martian women also green? Green pussy, green pussy... __________________ My free porn sites

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2003-12-25, 08:40 PM	#3
Bill Selling porn allows me to stay in a constant state of Bliss - ain't that a trip! Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,914	Beagle 2 missed the 2nd call in oppurtunity. Little fella is probably eaten by Mars. Next chance at 1:15 pm friday. Bush definitely wants mars to be dead, dead, dead. Life on mars would be a kick in the balls to the competing monotheisms. I was hoping the brits would pull off a coup. Give we americans something to think about and get excited about. Something to be proud of, if we did better in space again. Not to mention that for every dollar we spend on space research we get hundreds of potential dollars worth of new technology. Then everybody can buy more porn, and we webmaster types all get richer. ;-}