Stuck going to see Paul Simon

[pvtspanky]

I was pissing in a public urinal at a bar a couple years ago. I noticed a couple of large men walk in, out of the corner of my eye, and check out the bathroom. I thought it was kind of strange. Then, one of the dudes holds the door open and this little dude is standing at the urinal next to me, taking a piss. I finish up and realize that it's Paul Simon. I don't care, but, the bodyguards were looking at me like I was about to do something. So, I pissed next to him. Werd.

Probably would be a decent show.