AVN Wrote About Us... YAY

[Useless]

They wrote about me too...

...one is his biggest gripes, even more than the dreaded chargeback, is self-promoting cunts, who aren't board sponsors, yet create frivolous spam threads on the main board while barely cloaking their true intentions. Mr. Warrior has often been heard to say, "What a bunch of cocksuckers."

Admittedly, I believe they misquoted me. I would never call anyone a cocksucker.

[MrYum]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

They wrote about me too...


Admittedly, I believe they misquoted me. I would never call anyone a cocksucker.

Classic UW

[virgohippy]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Admittedly, I believe they misquoted me. I would never call anyone a cocksucker.

Classic indeed!

UW, are you half as funny in person as you are in writing? I'd pay good money to see you do standup.

[Useless]

Originally Posted by virgohippy

UW, are you half as funny in person as you are in writing? I'd pay good money to see you do standup.

Sadly no. By all accounts, I'm rather dull in person. I don't do standup, but I am willing to publicly masturbate for $10. Throw in an extra $10 and I'll publicly masturbate someone else.

[virgohippy]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Sadly no. By all accounts, I'm rather dull in person. I don't do standup, but I am willing to publicly masturbate for $10. Throw in an extra $10 and I'll publicly masturbate someone else.

Oh yeah? How much to give a BJ to me and the guy who wanders my street in the middle of the night wearing nothing but dolphin shorts?

I heard your a real cocksucker.