Women talk more than men

[SheepGuy]

LOL!
That couch is going to come in handy bud!
I've noticed one other thing about women, and I'll say it quickly, then duck for cover. They talk about other women all the time
Guys don't talk about their buddies unless something actually happened, but women, sheesh!
"She said, oh, and then I said, but then she had the nerve to say....."
Maybe I'm just talking about my wife here (who says I never listen)
And then has the nerve to get pissed off when I say "What was that honey?"
I'm ducking!