Things that Gripe my Phat ASS!!

[spazlabz]

people who want to save my soul by destroying my business.
people who jerk off on on line porn friday night, then give piles of cash to get rid of it on sunday morning
O'Reilly
Parasite surfers
getting in the car to find a farts worth of gas in the tank
the fact that all tastey food is fattening
that 'good for you' food tastes like shit and costs twice as much
people who say "walk there, it'll be good for you." (Fuck YOU!)
people who can eat anything and not gain weight. I got something for ya to swallow LOL
wearing glasses I hate mine and long for the days of perfecxt eyesight. Oh yeah, try getting laid when your legally blind in one eye, I can start forrest fires with my left lens!!
not making money
making money and having everyone trying to get me to spend it (they are rarely unsuccessful.....hey I do my part to improve the economy)

spaz