Only 7 days til Global Orgasm!

[Simon]

Well, they have devices that allow you to actually feel yourself having long distance virtual sex with your girlfriend. And they have devices which are designed to allow the disabled to fire real guns and even hunt real animals remotely, all from the comfort of their home. So how long before someone comes out with a site which will allow you to feel what it feels like to actually fuck a sheep, all from the comfort of your LazyBoy chair?

[lorsha]

Oh My! |shocking|

[ponygirl]

Originally Posted by bluemoney

Hurt me ladies

Originally Posted by Simon

Well, they have devices that allow you to actually feel yourself having long distance virtual sex with your girlfriend.

so where can we get one of these things?

Originally Posted by SheepGuy

WTF! Shaved Sheep as well , Just got to talk ole Rich up in Shelburne into bringing Bessie to the city for the afternoon

careful SheepGuy, people will start wondering where you got your nic (believe me, I know ) Well, unless it does have something to do with sheep.....in which case I don't wanna know )

Originally Posted by Simon

So how long before someone comes out with a site which will allow you to feel what it feels like to actually fuck a sheep, all from the comfort of your LazyBoy chair?

gives a whole new meaning to 'don't try this at home' LOL

[Cleo]

Originally Posted by Simon

how long before someone comes out with a site which will allow you to feel what it feels like to actually fuck a sheep, all from the comfort of your LazyBoy chair?

Isn't modern wonderful!
Soon you will be able to eat the flesh of a Goat or Panda Bear without guilt using vat grown flesh.

Or even better taste a filet of your own ass.

Puts a whole new meaning to eating cunt.

Guess Eating Raoul was ahead of its time.

[virgohippy]

I dunno about lab meat. I much prefer the natural, accidental flesh sacrifice to the potato shredder... this year's Hanukah latkis had just a hint of vegatarian hippie finger flavor!

[ponygirl]

Originally Posted by virgohippy

I dunno about lab meat. I much prefer the natural, accidental flesh sacrifice to the potato shredder... this year's Hanukah latkis had just a hint of vegatarian hippie finger flavor!

that made me laugh!
having grown up in a semi-jewish household I remember making those...I'm sure I've eaten my share of finger food LOL but they're sooo good (better than a slice of roasted human butt, I would think)

so are we doing a countdown?

[virgohippy]

Originally Posted by ponygirl

that made me laugh!
having grown up in a semi-jewish household I remember making those...I'm sure I've eaten my share of finger food LOL but they're sooo good (better than a slice of roasted human butt, I would think)

The family kept giving me a hard time, saying, "You ate flesh!" I had to remind them that eating my own flesh is neither canibalism nor a violation of veggie-lifestyle, it's self-appreciation; I think it depends on who's butt I'm munchin.

Originally Posted by ponygirl

so are we doing a countdown?

Only five days left until I silently play the voyeur and watch the dirty Ponygirl and sexy Sue-fl ravish the charming Blue-wonder.

Mind if I use my tongue to help clean up the mess, ladies?

[ponygirl]

Hey, is anyone warming up yet??

[virgohippy]

Originally Posted by ponygirl

Hey, is anyone warming up yet??

I try to maintain a constant state of warm-up-ed-ness.

[bluemoney]

Originally Posted by ponygirl

Hey, is anyone warming up yet??

Hell I’m more than ready! I’ve been holding back since Thanksgiving. I think once PG and Sue are done with me I may have enough left to give Lorsha a Creamsicle