The Official "Why Didn't My Site Get Accepted To Hoes.com" Thread

[jonnydoe]

Licker4u...probably because you forgot to make your sponsor links console free on the main page. That is my unprofessional observation anyway.

From the Hoes submit page...

We don't list the following types of sites:
TGP Galleries
Circle Jerk Sites
Sites hosted on freehosts
Banner Farms
Sites with consoles
Sites that use dialers or spyware

QUALITY RULES
Does your site have personality? We don't like "cookie cutter" sites that look like they were mass produced through a TGP auto-submit program. The surfers get bored with them and so do we.
No Popups!!! They piss off surfers and will get you banned.
No illegal looking or illegal sounding sites will ever be accepted. That includes rape, beastiality, ******, or anything else which we find distasteful.
Blind or mis-leading links won't get you listed. This includes "Continue", "Next" and other tricks.
Your site has to have at least 20 pictures. It's best to have two separate galleries of 10 pages behind your initial warning page.
Don't use banner ads with ENTER HERE on your first page. It tricks surfers.