Would You List An Odd Title?

[Simon]

It'd be interesting to see how a link site would do with traffic and conversions if all of its titles and descriptions were rewritten in a more 'highbrow' style.

So "Cum Drenched Whores" could become
"Strumpets Inundated With Suspended Spermatazoa"
and instead of "Hot MILFs!" you could have
"Torrid Materfamilias With Whom This Writer Would Relish Copulation!"

I mean, who knows what kind of perverts are lurking in academia.

[Tekster]

Originally Posted by Simon

It'd be interesting to see how a link site would do with traffic and conversions if all of its titles and descriptions were rewritten in a more 'highbrow' style.

So "Cum Drenched Whores" could become
"Strumpets Inundated With Suspended Spermatazoa"
and instead of "Hot MILFs!" you could have
"Torrid Materfamilias With Whom This Writer Would Relish Copulation!"

I mean, who knows what kind of perverts are lurking in academia.

I am thinking you are on to something, I am sure there are a few perverts in academia. I might just run a test, and see what happens.

Simon, I might just steal the title and description from you. Do you have anymore? Maybe fetish related?

[Useless]

Originally Posted by Simon

"Torrid Materfamilias With Whom This Writer Would Relish Copulation!"

Now I'm going to spend the rest of the day with George Clooney's line from O Brother, Where Art Thou? stuck in my head. "I am the paterfamilias." I may need to rent that film and watch it today. "The Lord's done warshed away all my sins and transgressions."

For the record, I have been known to insult the submitter, the content AND the surfer in my descriptions. Fortunately, I think some porn surfers enjoy the abuse. Twisted fuckers.

[ronnie]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

For the record, I have been known to insult the submitter, the content AND the surfer in my descriptions. Fortunately, I think some porn surfers enjoy the abuse. Twisted fuckers.

Hey, it's some personality, better than the blah/same'o most of us and the submitters write for descriptions..

[ronnie]

Originally Posted by Simon

It'd be interesting to see how a link site would do with traffic and conversions if all of its titles and descriptions were rewritten in a more 'highbrow' style.

So "Cum Drenched Whores" could become
"Strumpets Inundated With Suspended Spermatazoa"
and instead of "Hot MILFs!" you could have
"Torrid Materfamilias With Whom This Writer Would Relish Copulation!"

I mean, who knows what kind of perverts are lurking in academia.

Maybe some new categories in the near future. "Porn for the Sophisticated", "Sophisticated Copulation".