hope this one succeeds (toby)

Useless · 2008-03-11, 02:30 PM

Now if we can get you to capitalize the first letter each word and names, so that you don't appear to be a 16 year-old girl editing her MySpace page, we'll be off to a wonderful fresh start.

Yes, at this point, I am picking on you. But in a grouchy old man, not a hateful, sort of way.

StaciEroticy508 · 2008-03-11, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Now if we can get you to capitalize the first letter each word and names, so that you don't appear to be a 16 year-old girl editing her MySpace page, we'll be off to a wonderful fresh start.

Yes, at this point, I am picking on you. But in a grouchy old man, not a hateful, sort of way.

would you agree better to be a 16 year old girl on myspace than a grouchy bitter old man.

Useless · 2008-03-11, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by StaciEroticy508

would you agree better to be a 16 year old girl on myspace than a grouchy bitter old man.

Depends on the girl, I suppose.

Oh, let me translate for you:
dpends on the gurl i spose.

StaciEroticy508 · 2008-03-11, 03:11 PM

everyone keeps saying shit about me being a sig whore with my whopping 20 posts. you guys are the ones just trying to find something to pick on so you can post something.

nice- take your own advice fellas.

listen. im done with this thread- you guys wanna have your fun witht the way i speak or my sig or whatever go for it. i have more important things to post about and to focus my attention on. have a great week!

Useless · 2008-03-11, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StaciEroticy508

you guys are the ones just trying to find something to pick on so you can post something.

Take another look at this thread. YOUR thread. I don't even have a sig. Take a look at my posting activity. I have posted more often in this thread than I have across the entire board for a couple of weeks. You simply managed to annoy this grumpy old codger.

Almost any board is like a large group of friends, but this board tends to be an especially close-knit group of webmasters. And believe it or not, most of us are very nice. At least to each other.

If we were all sitting together at a table, drinking and discussing whatever, and you pulled up a chair and started telling jokes, we'd have the same reaction. "Who the fuck is this?" Take your time. Get to know us. Maybe send each of us an envelope with a couple hundred dollars and your business card. That's been known to work very well. Me, I warm up pretty quickly to girls who sit on my lap when I'm drunk and tell me how much they love cock. Even if I do discover how skanky they are when I sober up. (Yes, Preacher, fuck you!

)

StaciEroticy508 · 2008-03-11, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Take another look at this thread. YOUR thread. I don't even have a sig. Take a look at my posting activity. I have posted more often in this thread than I have across the entire board for a couple of weeks. You simply managed to annoy this grumpy old codger.

Almost any board is like a large group of friends, but this board tends to be an especially close-knit group of webmasters. And believe it or not, most of us are very nice. At least to each other.

If we were all sitting together at a table, drinking and discussing whatever, and you pulled up a chair and started telling jokes, we'd have the same reaction. "Who the fuck is this?" Take your time. Get to know us. Maybe send each of us an envelope with a couple hundred dollars and your business card. That's been known to work very well. Me, I warm up pretty quickly to girls who sit on my lap when I'm drunk and tell me how much they love cock. Even if I do discover how skanky they are when I sober up. (Yes, Preacher, fuck you!

)

see, the funny thing is i actually like you, grumpy cranky butt and all. lol i know why you are picking on me, cuz im new and i dont know very many of you. and i get it. i can take it. i just think its funny. and honestly that wasnt directed at you. it was directed to someone else who seems to have taken out something personal against me. which is fine, not everyone is goin to like you in this world. but as you said- get to know ME and maybe you would see that im actually a very nice girl who enjoys her job, and just enjoys a good laugh every now and again and thought u might as well

LD · 2008-03-12, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by StaciEroticy508

see, the funny thing is i actually like you, grumpy cranky butt and all. lol i know why you are picking on me, cuz im new and i dont know very many of you. and i get it. i can take it. i just think its funny. and honestly that wasnt directed at you. it was directed to someone else who seems to have taken out something personal against me. which is fine, not everyone is goin to like you in this world. but as you said- get to know ME and maybe you would see that im actually a very nice girl who enjoys her job, and just enjoys a good laugh every now and again and thought u might as well

Personally I loved the joke. Got any more? Can I buy you a drink?

Bobc01 · 2008-03-13, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by StaciEroticy508

see, the funny thing is i actually like you, grumpy cranky butt and all. lol i know why you are picking on me, cuz im new and i dont know very many of you. and i get it. i can take it. i just think its funny. and honestly that wasnt directed at you. it was directed to someone else who seems to have taken out something personal against me. which is fine, not everyone is goin to like you in this world. but as you said- get to know ME and maybe you would see that im actually a very nice girl who enjoys her job, and just enjoys a good laugh every now and again and thought u might as well

Join in on the work bench every saturday at 3PM EST, you'll see a completely different side to the people who've posted in this thread.

Preacher · 2008-03-11, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Take another look at this thread. YOUR thread. I don't even have a sig. ...

So does that mean your sig is for sale, because I'm looking to buy!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I warm up pretty quickly to girls who sit on my lap when I'm drunk and tell me how much they love cock. Even if I do discover how skanky they are when I sober up. (Yes, Preacher, fuck you!

)

As seen in my avatar!

papagmp · 2008-03-12, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Take another look at this thread. YOUR thread. I don't even have a sig. Take a look at my posting activity. I have posted more often in this thread than I have across the entire board for a couple of weeks. You simply managed to annoy this grumpy old codger.

Almost any board is like a large group of friends, but this board tends to be an especially close-knit group of webmasters. And believe it or not, most of us are very nice. At least to each other.

If we were all sitting together at a table, drinking and discussing whatever, and you pulled up a chair and started telling jokes, we'd have the same reaction. "Who the fuck is this?" Take your time. Get to know us. Maybe send each of us an envelope with a couple hundred dollars and your business card. That's been known to work very well. Me, I warm up pretty quickly to girls who sit on my lap when I'm drunk and tell me how much they love cock. Even if I do discover how skanky they are when I sober up. (Yes, Preacher, fuck you!

)

Trust me, Useless is a grumpy old fuck but he's pretty harmless if you don't crawl into his cage with him. But I imagine he'd get real pissed of if I sat on his lap

Agent · 2008-03-12, 02:49 PM

About the sig lengths: the easiest way to NOT mistakenly go over the text limit is to write your text in a text editor and look at the column count (usually in the lower right hand corner of the app.) It eliminates the possibility of human error when counting out the characters by hand in the web browser. Then just paste the text in the sig text box. But I think the board's script catches long sigs anyway and it should tell you it's over the limit (I could be wrong.)

LeRoy · 2008-03-13, 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Take another look at this thread. YOUR thread. I don't even have a sig. Take a look at my posting activity. I have posted more often in this thread than I have across the entire board for a couple of weeks. You simply managed to annoy this grumpy old codger.

Almost any board is like a large group of friends, but this board tends to be an especially close-knit group of webmasters. And believe it or not, most of us are very nice. At least to each other.

If we were all sitting together at a table, drinking and discussing whatever, and you pulled up a chair and started telling jokes, we'd have the same reaction. "Who the fuck is this?" Take your time. Get to know us. Maybe send each of us an envelope with a couple hundred dollars and your business card. That's been known to work very well. Me, I warm up pretty quickly to girls who sit on my lap when I'm drunk and tell me how much they love cock. Even if I do discover how skanky they are when I sober up. (Yes, Preacher, fuck you!

)

Isn't that the girl who told me it was ok to kiss her on the lips because she didn't blow anyone yet for the day

papagmp · 2008-03-13, 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by D2222

Isn't that the girl who told me it was ok to kiss her on the lips because she didn't blow anyone yet for the day

Hell D2222, you would have kissed her anyway.

Useless · 2008-03-13, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by D2222

Isn't that the girl who told me it was ok to kiss her on the lips because she didn't blow anyone yet for the day

Yes - the girl that YOU put on my lap. You know, the only one at the bar dressed like the type of prostitute who gives $10 blowjobs in parking lots.

Tekster · 2008-03-11, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by StaciEroticy508

....listen. im done with this thread- you guys wanna have your fun witht the way i speak or my sig or whatever go for it. i have more important things to post about and to focus my attention on. have a great week!

I needed a good laugh today. Thank You All!

Motorhead · 2008-03-12, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by StaciEroticy508

everyone keeps saying shit about me being a sig whore with my whopping 20 posts. you guys are the ones just trying to find something to pick on so you can post something.

nice- take your own advice fellas.

listen. im done with this thread- you guys wanna have your fun witht the way i speak or my sig or whatever go for it. i have more important things to post about and to focus my attention on. have a great week!

I am new to this business and to this board. This board is an excellent learning tool and a great exposure to different webmasters and companies who are looking for affiliates. Your posts, especially the post above, have destroyed any professional interest I might have had in the company you are trying to represent. With the attitude you have displayed, I would not take the chance of ever doing business with your company. At the very least, your actions have prompted hesitancy in clicking on your link. I truly do not understand what you are trying to do or achieve.

JackDaniel's · 2008-03-11, 03:16 PM

Damn, this is fun

Seriously...I can't understand why would someone, willing to learn from experienced people, start fighting with them, instead of apologizing and move on, trying to do better in the future

StaciEroticy508 · 2008-03-11, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by JackDaniel's

Damn, this is fun

Seriously...I can't understand why would someone, willing to learn from experienced people, start fighting with them, instead of apologizing and move on, trying to do better in the future

actually if you look up jack about 3 posts i did try that.

pc · 2008-03-13, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by StaciEroticy508

actually if you look up jack about 3 posts i did try that.

ohhh please stop already

2008-03-11, 03:11 PM	#4
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2008-03-12, 02:49 PM	#11
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Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Now if we can get you to capitalize the first letter each word and names, so that you don't appear to be a 16 year-old girl editing her MySpace page, we'll be off to a wonderful fresh start. Yes, at this point, I am picking on you. But in a grouchy old man, not a hateful, sort of way.