Wake the fuck up it's TGIF

[Simon]

Good morning world

Or whatever it is where you are. Been up since before dawn putting together a newsletter which just went out so now I can fuck off the rest of the day aside from monitoring the mailing.

Another good thing to do in the grocery store is to ask the person behind you or the cashier if they think you're buying the correct amount of toilet paper for the amount of groceries in your cart. Some laugh, some seem disgusted, and a few actually think about it and try to give you a real answer.