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Old 2008-11-22, 12:24 PM   #1
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Good Boogie With Stu Saturday

I slept for 11 hours FOR NO REASON last night. Same thing happened last weekend. I know that normal people catch up on sleep on the weekends, but normal people also use an alarm clock 5 days a week instead of 5 days a year

I watched a fantastically bad movie last night called Gummo - it was by Harmony Korine, who is the brilliant kook that made Kids. Don't watch the movie if you like cats

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...I've created a needy monster. The Hyacinth Macaw that I took in has finally warmed up to me and has stopped plucking all his feathers out but now he wants to sit on my and cuddle all the time. His home is in our patio but he is always coming up to the sliding glass doors or the kitchen window tapping on the glass until we let him in. He will walk around the house chasing the cats, he is bigger then them, following me from room to room. He seems to have turned me into a human perch...
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Snapped this photo this morning of BlueBoy our Hyacinth Macaw greeting me as I'm using the kitchen sink.
$4 for a vat of Germ-X is a good deal
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Old 2008-11-22, 01:54 PM   #2
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What's the monster's feelings on this? They get along?
He doesn't seem to have a problem at all with the kitchen sink but he seems to view our cats as play things that are fun to chase.
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$4 for a vat of Germ-X is a good deal
You should see the deal we on on toilet paper after we followed Simon's advice.
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Old 2008-11-22, 02:02 PM   #3
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He doesn't seem to have a problem at all with the kitchen sink but he seems to view our cats as play things that are fun to chase.
Sorry, I was referring to the big white monster that tried to eat my arm last time.|linkster
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He has yet to bite anyone but next time you are in town stop by and maybe you will be the lucky first.
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He has yet to bite anyone but next time you are in town stop by and maybe you will be the lucky first.
Carlos is the monster I have been referring to and I know he has bite someone, I have a scar to prove it.
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Carlos is the monster I have been referring to and I know he has bite someone, I have a scar to prove it.
Carlos takes great joy in pretending that he is going to be nice and then removing a small chunk of your flesh.

The scary thing about BlueBoy is that if he ever decided to he could very easily remove a finger or more. His stainless steel food dishes are full of holes from him and I've seen him snap steel bars. When you pet him you can feel the massive jaw that dwarfs his skull.
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