Why Me?

ecchi · 2014-12-11, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I'm not a Christian, yet lately.........

If you like I'll give your details to a nice Christian evangelist who will come round to your place and explain to you why all your problems are because you reject God. And then they will explain how, if you let Jesus into your life, things will get better and you will live a life of happiness and peace where everything is lovely and filmed in soft focus.

Would you like me to do that for you, friend?

ecchi · 2014-12-11, 02:33 PM

Or I could come round myself and explain how, if you use my affiliate program, you will make so much money you will be able to pay off your "student loan" and resign from your job by holding your boss down, sitting on his face, and farting directly up his nose.

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2014-12-11, 02:33 PM	#2
ecchi Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: About to be evicted!!!! Posts: 4,082	Or I could come round myself and explain how, if you use my affiliate program, you will make so much money you will be able to pay off your "student loan" and resign from your job by holding your boss down, sitting on his face, and farting directly up his nose.