What Can I Say, It's Monday (2014-12-22)

Cleo · 2014-12-22, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I have been gassy for weeks and weeks. Not overly gassy, but much more flatulant than I used to be. Is that the fault of aging or might I be rotting away on the inside?

Have you been doing a lot of anal double penetration or maybe a recent alien probing?

Useless · 2014-12-22, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Cleo

Have you been doing a lot of anal double penetration or maybe a recent alien probing?

Neither, as far as I know.
|cheese|

Useless · 2014-12-22, 09:36 PM

We no longer have that cool UFO emoticon, but we have an artichoke. |artichoke|

ecchi · 2014-12-23, 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

We no longer have that cool UFO emoticon, but we have an artichoke. |artichoke|

If you have been probed by an alien artichoke, that would explain the flatulence.

2014-12-22, 09:36 PM	#3
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