Sell me your traffic

[Useless]

For $500 I'll gladly click the entrance page of your site for 48 hours straight. That's bound to be more than 60,000 hits, right?

There's a few different types of traffic. Their value depends on what type of site the traffic is directed to, and what your need for traffic is (ie. traffic trade kick start, productive hits). There is clicked, ppc, exit, popunder, gallery, banner, and more. I've been told that clicked is the most productive, but frankly, I really don't know my ass from a hole in the ground.

Doh, time to sniff my finger.