Go Yankees!

[Alphawolf]

Baseball is perhaps the most boring so-called Sport to exist.

Either the guy hits it or he doesn't.

If he hits it either it's a foul or fair ball.

If it's a fair ball either he gets to his base or not.

Where is the physical competition? Where is the violence?

There is no impending doom in baseball. Maybe a blister or athlete's foot. <shrug>

3+ HOURS of that- I can't take.

Now, Torn's version sounds very cool!