i am chinese i know .....advice here

[MrYum]

Muwahahaha!

Now, THIS was a thread diverted to FUN time!

Oh, sorta back on topic...Stu, your rule sounds fine. If they're too stupid or too busy to read it...well, that's certainly not your fault. And it's their fault then end up on your blacklist...plain and simple.

UW

[Cleo]

cunt

[RawAlex]

Short, to the point.

Gotta love it.

Alex

[Cleo]

tea anyone?

[Simon]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

You are an idiot. If one states "MOVIES ONLY", one shouldn't have to write seven other rules excluding all other content.

1. Movies only
2. No cheese balls covered in sliced almonds.
3. No lead-based paint.
4. No dogs with hair longer than 5 centimeters.
5. Absolutely no hair pulling, biting or spitting.

I've been working on a simple MGP site (and a TGP and LL) to learn more about what owners/reviewers have to do. Eventually I'll open some of them for submissions. UW, your post got me to thinking that maybe the "universal disclaimer" needs to be incorporated in my eventual rules page.

Simon

[Useless]

Warranty does not cover claims arrising from improper installation, unauthorized repair, misuse, neglect, accident, lightning, flood, tornados, tsunamis, volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, hurricanes, extraterrestrial impacts and/or other Acts of God, incorrect line voltage and/or frequency, improper or unauthorized reading, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, magnetic fields, sonic boom vibrations, chemical reactions, unauthorized customer adjustments, and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, explosive decompression, falling rocks, falling on rocks, leaky roofs, broken glass, broken glasses, mud slides, slipping on mud, forest fires, fires not in forests, or any form of projectiles (which can include, but not be limited to: sticks, stones, arrows, bullets, buckshot, BBs, shrapnel, torpedoes, flares, lasers, or emissions of x-rays, microwaves, alpha, beta, gamma and/or cosmic rays, or knives, swords, spears, boomerangs, etc.); warranty will also not apply in any incidents involving divine intervention, alien encounters, demonic possessions, exorcisms, or in the unfortunate event that life as we know it ceases to exist on this planet.

I like this last sentence. That's a mouthful.

[stuveltje]

Warranty does not cover claims arrising from improper installation, unauthorized repair, misuse, neglect, accident, lightning, flood, tornados, tsunamis, volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, hurricanes, extraterrestrial impacts and/or other Acts of God, incorrect line voltage and/or frequency, improper or unauthorized reading, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, magnetic fields, sonic boom vibrations, chemical reactions, unauthorized customer adjustments, and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, explosive decompression, falling rocks, falling on rocks, leaky roofs, broken glass, broken glasses, mud slides, slipping on mud, forest fires, fires not in forests, or any form of projectiles (which can include, but not be limited to: sticks, stones, arrows, bullets, buckshot, BBs, shrapnel, torpedoes, flares, lasers, or emissions of x-rays, microwaves, alpha, beta, gamma and/or cosmic rays, or knives, swords, spears, boomerangs, etc.); warranty will also not apply in any incidents involving divine intervention, alien encounters, demonic possessions, exorcisms, or in the unfortunate event that life as we know it ceases to exist on this planet.
i think i will pick out one linksite of mine with those strange rules.......if they dont read,it doesnt matter what i will put up then

[HitHunter]

If you don't accept picture free sites, why is there a f.. photo camera there?

[Useless]

Originally Posted by HitHunter

If you don't accept picture free sites, why is there a f.. photo camera there?

A year between your two posts and you came back just to be a dick? It's not a bad point, but it's very badly stated.

By the way, big kids don't censor themselves. They say fuck when they mean fuck.

[stuveltje]

Originally Posted by HitHunter

If you don't accept picture free sites, why is there a f.. photo camera there?

ah now i understand, some cant read, so they only can look at the images of the site and hope what they submit is by the rules

[gilbert]

I receive about 30% sites with pics content at my MOVIES LL every day It's very hard to be owner of movies link list...
I think, we need to write something like this in our rules:
1. NO PICTURE FREE SITES! MOVIES ONLY!
2. MOVIES ONLY!
3. MOVIES ONLY!
4. MOVIES ONLY!
5. MOVIES ONLY!
6. MOVIES ONLY!
...
122. And last rule: only MOVIES content on your free sites.
Also, I`m plan to translate these rules to other 6,912 languages.

[stuveltje]

Originally Posted by gilbert

I receive about 30% sites with pics content at my MOVIES LL every day It's very hard to be owner of movies link list...
I think, we need to write something like this in our rules:
1. NO PICTURE FREE SITES! MOVIES ONLY!
2. MOVIES ONLY!
3. MOVIES ONLY!
4. MOVIES ONLY!
5. MOVIES ONLY!
6. MOVIES ONLY!
...
122. And last rule: only MOVIES content on your free sites.
Also, I`m plan to translate these rules to other 6,912 languages.

hahahah i like those rules.....................i am gonna steal your idea with your aproval! watch me

[stuveltje]

http://www.moviepornlist.com/cgi-bin/links/add.cgi thats how it will be, and yes for the people who get confused about the camera on the page, the site is already going under a makeover for the third time, so i will make it that way, that even people who cant read would understand its a fucking movie linksites A LINKSITE WHERE ONLY MOVIE FREE SITES GET LISTED...............IF THEY ARE BY THE FUCKING RULES........aaahhh that feels better, and for real i am realy a nice woman

[gilbert]

Originally Posted by stuveltje

http://www.moviepornlist.com/cgi-bin/links/add.cgi thats how it will be, and yes for the people who get confused about the camera on the page, the site is already going under a makeover for the third time, so i will make it that way, that even people who cant read would understand its a fucking movie linksites A LINKSITE WHERE ONLY MOVIE FREE SITES GET LISTED...............IF THEY ARE BY THE FUCKING RULES........aaahhh that feels better, and for real i am realy a nice woman

[HitHunter]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

A year between your two posts and you came back just to be a dick? It's not a bad point, but it's very badly stated.

By the way, big kids don't censor themselves. They say fuck when they mean fuck.

Actually, I did'n mean to be mean, it was some kind of a joke, I guess a bed one or I just did'n show it well. I apologize anyway.