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Optic · 2005-05-27, 10:13 AM

A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the mens room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the mens room door, it was "OCCUPIED". The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he go ahead and use the ladies room, but cautioned him against using any of the buttons inside. The buttons were marked "WW, WA, PP and ATR".
Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway.
He carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and immediately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom. He thought, "WOW, the women really have it made!". Still curious, he pressed the button marked "WA" and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters. He thought that was out of this world! The button marked "PP" yielded a large powder puff which delicately applied a soft talc to his rear. Well, naturally he couldn't resist the last button marked "ATR".
When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse. When she appeared, he cried out, "What happened to me?! The last thing I remember is I was in the ladies room on a business trip!" The nurse replied, "Yes, you pressed the "ATR" button which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover... Your penis is under your pillow!"

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Optic · 2005-05-30, 09:41 AM

Lesbian Joke.

A young woman, in the course of her college life, came to terms with her homosexuality and decided to come out of the closet.

Her plan was to tell her mother first; so on her next home visit, she went to the kitchen, where her mother was busying herself stirring stew with a wooden spoon. Rather nervously, she explained to her that she had realized she was gay.

Without looking up from her stew, her mother said, "You mean, lesbian?"

"Well... yes."

Still without looking up: "Does that mean lick women down below?"

Caught off guard, the young woman eventually managed to stammer an embarrassed affirmative; whereupon her mother turned to her and, brandishing the wooden spoon threateningly under her nose, snapped:
"Don't you *EVER* complain about my cooking again!"

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Optic · 2005-06-03, 07:19 AM

An old woman saved a fairy's life. To repay this, the fairy promised to grant the old woman three wishes. For the first wish, the old lady asked to become young and beautiful. Poof! She became young and beautiful.

For the second wish, the old lady asked to be richest woman in the world. Poof! She was the richest woman in the world.

For the last wish, she pointed at the cat she had kept for years. She asked that he be turned into the most handsome man on earth. After all, he had been her best friend for so many years. Poof! The fairy turned the cat into the most handsome man on earth.

The old lady and the fairy said their goodbyes. After the fairy left, the handsome man strolled over to her and asked, "Now aren't you sorry you had me neutered?"

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Optic · 2005-06-07, 08:41 AM

A farmer had 5 female pigs and times were getting tough, so he went to the country fair to sell his pigs. At the fair, he came across a farmer who had 5 male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The two farmers lived 60 miles away from each other so they agreed to each drive 30 miles, and find a field to mate their pigs.
The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5:00 am., loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the only vehicle he had left, and drove the 30 miles. While the pigs were going at it, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know if they're pregnant?"
The other farmer replied, "If they're in the grass grazing in the morning, then they're pregnant, if they're in the mud, then they're not.
The next morning they were rolling in the mud so he hosed them down, loaded them again into the family station wagon and proceeded to try again.
The following morning, MUD again! This continued all week until one morning the farmer was so tired that he couldn't get out of bed. He called to his wife and said, "Honey, look outside the window and tell me if the pigs are in the mud or in the field."
"Neither one," yelled his wife, "They're in the station wagon and one of them is beeping the horn!"

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Optic · 2005-06-17, 06:33 AM

10 Warning Signs That Your Net Girlfriend is a Freak

She sends you virtual flowers every hour on the hour...and then sends you an email every 5 minutes to ask if you got them.

You're 10 minutes late for a scheduled online meeting...and she sends you 5 emails demanding to know where you are and who you are with.

She tells you about all of her past net girlfriends...and tells you how you'll be different from them.

She asks about your ex-net girlfriends...and tells you what you will have to do differently this time.

You're telling her about the woman who broke your heart...and she asks "Do you think she's still single? Do you still have her phone number?"

She starts calling you at home just to tell you that she's online...but she refuses to tell you how she got your phone number.

She starts planning your online wedding the day after you meet.

She asks for your mother's email address...so she can ask her for your virtual hand in cyber union.

She emails your mother....and stops emailing you.

She invites you to be the maid-of-honor at their cyber wedding.

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Optic · 2005-07-12, 03:54 AM

Reasons a Vibrator is Better Than a Man

A vibrators only function is to please you.
They don't watch televised sports when you want to talk.
They don't talk when you want to watch a movie on TV.
You'll never have to put your vibrator in your mouth.
Vibrators never pick their nose in bed.
Vibrators move.
Vibrators find all the right spots.
Vibrators don't do household chores--- but you don't care.
A vibrator never leaves you or flirts with your friends.
Vibrators never make a mess.
You never worry about where your vibrator has been before.
A vibrator will never call out someone else's name when it is with you.
A vibrator will never ask you to bring it a beer.
Even if your vibrator is working overtime, you know exactly where it is.
A vibrator is easy to turn on and off.
You can spend hours in a bar with your vibrator, and it will still be able to perform when you get it home.
A vibrator doesn't care how long it takes to satisfy you.
Your mother will never ask what your vibrator does for a living.
A vibrator won't get pissed of when dinner isn't cooked.
Vibrators can't get you pregnant, give you a disease, or make you watch auto racing.
Vibrators take up very little room on the bed.
Vibrators never bother you when you want to sleep.
Vibrators never compare size with other vibrators.
You'll never have to share your vibrator with another woman.
Your vibrator doesn't mind if you forget to shave.
Vibrators never fart in bed.
A vibrator won't turn off before you finish.
It is ok to have more than one vibrator in bed with you at a time.
If you have a headache or your period, you won't find a vibrator turned on when you get into bed.
Vibrators are ALWAYS hard.

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Optic · 2005-07-04, 05:44 AM

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard, which is full and bushy.
'Are you the manager?' she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
'Actually, no,' he replies.
'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she says, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
'I'm afraid I can't,' breathes the barman, clearly aroused. 'Is there anything I can do?'
'Yes there is. I need you to give him a message,' she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them. 'Tell him,' she says, 'that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies' toilet.'

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Optic · 2005-07-08, 07:25 AM

Jim and his best friend Bob were talking late one night at one of the local bars. Jim turned to his friend, and asked "How do you manage to stay out late every night, and never have your wife get mad?"

"Well Jim, there's a trick to it. When I get home, I slip quietly into the house, sneak quietly up the stairs and into the bedroom. Then I get quietly into bed, take my wife's panties off, and give her oral sex until she has an explosive orgasm and passes out."

"Oh, wow Bob, that sounds easy enough. I'm going to try that tonight."

That night Jim did just as Bob said. He crept quietly into the house, up the stairs, and quietly into bed. He carefully pulled his wife's panties off, and gave her the best oral sex she ever had! She had an explosive orgasm and fell into a deep sleep.

"Wow, it really worked!" He thought to himself. He then decided he should go into the bathroom to clean his hands off. When he opened the door, there stood his wife.

"What the heck are you doing in here? Why aren't you in bed sleeping?" He asked her.

"Well honey, my mother came for a surprise visit, so I let her have our room. We have to sleep in the spare room........

So, keep staying updated.

30 new galleries for just released new Voyeur tour - Voyeur Real Time.
3 movies 20 seconds long. Made by the same designer as the tour itself was made.
Sample gallery.

Welcome to MovieRevenue and have a great day!

2005-05-27, 10:13 AM	#1
Optic WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school? Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 44	A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the mens room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the mens room door, it was "OCCUPIED". The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he go ahead and use the ladies room, but cautioned him against using any of the buttons inside. The buttons were marked "WW, WA, PP and ATR". Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway. He carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and immediately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom. He thought, "WOW, the women really have it made!". Still curious, he pressed the button marked "WA" and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters. He thought that was out of this world! The button marked "PP" yielded a large powder puff which delicately applied a soft talc to his rear. Well, naturally he couldn't resist the last button marked "ATR". When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse. When she appeared, he cried out, "What happened to me?! The last thing I remember is I was in the ladies room on a business trip!" The nurse replied, "Yes, you pressed the "ATR" button which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover... Your penis is under your pillow!" New gree hosted galleries for Voyeur Real Time. 3 movies 20 seconds each! click here for sample. New tour for Voyeur Real Time is almost ready, although the first one converts very impressively. Good luck and have a great day! __________________ MovieRevenue - our Movies and your Revenue.

2005-05-30, 09:41 AM	#2
Optic WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school? Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 44	Lesbian Joke. A young woman, in the course of her college life, came to terms with her homosexuality and decided to come out of the closet. Her plan was to tell her mother first; so on her next home visit, she went to the kitchen, where her mother was busying herself stirring stew with a wooden spoon. Rather nervously, she explained to her that she had realized she was gay. Without looking up from her stew, her mother said, "You mean, lesbian?" "Well... yes." Still without looking up: "Does that mean lick women down below?" Caught off guard, the young woman eventually managed to stammer an embarrassed affirmative; whereupon her mother turned to her and, brandishing the wooden spoon threateningly under her nose, snapped: "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!" 3 new Free Hosted Sites for Lesbian Screen. --- Shaved pussy licked --- Sweet tongue clitoring --- Threesome lesbian action Welcome to promote! I wish I could recieve more of your feedback concerning our Free Hosted Sites. Thank you in advance and have a great day! __________________ MovieRevenue - our Movies and your Revenue.

2005-06-03, 07:19 AM	#3
Optic WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school? Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 44	An old woman saved a fairy's life. To repay this, the fairy promised to grant the old woman three wishes. For the first wish, the old lady asked to become young and beautiful. Poof! She became young and beautiful. For the second wish, the old lady asked to be richest woman in the world. Poof! She was the richest woman in the world. For the last wish, she pointed at the cat she had kept for years. She asked that he be turned into the most handsome man on earth. After all, he had been her best friend for so many years. Poof! The fairy turned the cat into the most handsome man on earth. The old lady and the fairy said their goodbyes. After the fairy left, the handsome man strolled over to her and asked, "Now aren't you sorry you had me neutered?" 30 new FHG for Mature Porn Clips. 10x10 format. Sample gallery. 3 new Free Hosted Sites are also available for Mature Porn Clips. --- Big mouth babe --- Mature bitch fucking --- Horny blonde mom Have a great day and feel always free to contact me on anything concerning MovieRevenue. __________________ MovieRevenue - our Movies and your Revenue.

2005-06-07, 08:41 AM	#4
Optic WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school? Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 44	A farmer had 5 female pigs and times were getting tough, so he went to the country fair to sell his pigs. At the fair, he came across a farmer who had 5 male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The two farmers lived 60 miles away from each other so they agreed to each drive 30 miles, and find a field to mate their pigs. The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5:00 am., loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the only vehicle he had left, and drove the 30 miles. While the pigs were going at it, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know if they're pregnant?" The other farmer replied, "If they're in the grass grazing in the morning, then they're pregnant, if they're in the mud, then they're not. The next morning they were rolling in the mud so he hosed them down, loaded them again into the family station wagon and proceeded to try again. The following morning, MUD again! This continued all week until one morning the farmer was so tired that he couldn't get out of bed. He called to his wife and said, "Honey, look outside the window and tell me if the pigs are in the mud or in the field." "Neither one," yelled his wife, "They're in the station wagon and one of them is beeping the horn!" 3 new Free Hosted Sites for XXX Fatty Movies. --- Abominably fat slut --- Bonita chick dildoing --- Pig-like bitch I'm really glad that FHS feature attracts more and more webmasters to our program and I believe they won't be disappointed ever. Have a great day! __________________ MovieRevenue - our Movies and your Revenue.

2005-06-17, 06:33 AM	#5
Optic WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school? Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 44	10 Warning Signs That Your Net Girlfriend is a Freak She sends you virtual flowers every hour on the hour...and then sends you an email every 5 minutes to ask if you got them. You're 10 minutes late for a scheduled online meeting...and she sends you 5 emails demanding to know where you are and who you are with. She tells you about all of her past net girlfriends...and tells you how you'll be different from them. She asks about your ex-net girlfriends...and tells you what you will have to do differently this time. You're telling her about the woman who broke your heart...and she asks "Do you think she's still single? Do you still have her phone number?" She starts calling you at home just to tell you that she's online...but she refuses to tell you how she got your phone number. She starts planning your online wedding the day after you meet. She asks for your mother's email address...so she can ask her for your virtual hand in cyber union. She emails your mother....and stops emailing you. She invites you to be the maid-of-honor at their cyber wedding. ----------------------- 30 new Free Hosted Galleries for Lesbian Screen "3x20" format, Sample Gallery. ----------------------- New banners for all 5 sites are ready to use. See an example below. Enjoy and thank you for cooperation! __________________ MovieRevenue - our Movies and your Revenue.

2005-07-12, 03:54 AM	#6
Optic WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school? Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 44	Reasons a Vibrator is Better Than a Man A vibrators only function is to please you. They don't watch televised sports when you want to talk. They don't talk when you want to watch a movie on TV. You'll never have to put your vibrator in your mouth. Vibrators never pick their nose in bed. Vibrators move. Vibrators find all the right spots. Vibrators don't do household chores--- but you don't care. A vibrator never leaves you or flirts with your friends. Vibrators never make a mess. You never worry about where your vibrator has been before. A vibrator will never call out someone else's name when it is with you. A vibrator will never ask you to bring it a beer. Even if your vibrator is working overtime, you know exactly where it is. A vibrator is easy to turn on and off. You can spend hours in a bar with your vibrator, and it will still be able to perform when you get it home. A vibrator doesn't care how long it takes to satisfy you. Your mother will never ask what your vibrator does for a living. A vibrator won't get pissed of when dinner isn't cooked. Vibrators can't get you pregnant, give you a disease, or make you watch auto racing. Vibrators take up very little room on the bed. Vibrators never bother you when you want to sleep. Vibrators never compare size with other vibrators. You'll never have to share your vibrator with another woman. Your vibrator doesn't mind if you forget to shave. Vibrators never fart in bed. A vibrator won't turn off before you finish. It is ok to have more than one vibrator in bed with you at a time. If you have a headache or your period, you won't find a vibrator turned on when you get into bed. Vibrators are ALWAYS hard. 30 new galleries for Big Toy Movies. 10 movies x 10 seconds. Sample gallery. Welcome to promote and have a great day!!! __________________ MovieRevenue - our Movies and your Revenue.

2005-07-04, 05:44 AM	#7
Optic WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school? Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 44	a1 vrt A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard, which is full and bushy. 'Are you the manager?' she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. 'Actually, no,' he replies. 'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she says, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair. 'I'm afraid I can't,' breathes the barman, clearly aroused. 'Is there anything I can do?' 'Yes there is. I need you to give him a message,' she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them. 'Tell him,' she says, 'that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies' toilet.' I am very happy to announce a new tour for Voyeur Real Time pay site: There are 60 FHG ready for this tour. Check a sample one. Voyeur Real Time is tons of quality hidden cam videos and exclusive 24/7 voyeur cams. Welcome to promote and have a really great day!! __________________ MovieRevenue - our Movies and your Revenue.

2005-07-08, 07:25 AM	#8
Optic WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school? Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 44	Jim and his best friend Bob were talking late one night at one of the local bars. Jim turned to his friend, and asked "How do you manage to stay out late every night, and never have your wife get mad?" "Well Jim, there's a trick to it. When I get home, I slip quietly into the house, sneak quietly up the stairs and into the bedroom. Then I get quietly into bed, take my wife's panties off, and give her oral sex until she has an explosive orgasm and passes out." "Oh, wow Bob, that sounds easy enough. I'm going to try that tonight." That night Jim did just as Bob said. He crept quietly into the house, up the stairs, and quietly into bed. He carefully pulled his wife's panties off, and gave her the best oral sex she ever had! She had an explosive orgasm and fell into a deep sleep. "Wow, it really worked!" He thought to himself. He then decided he should go into the bathroom to clean his hands off. When he opened the door, there stood his wife. "What the heck are you doing in here? Why aren't you in bed sleeping?" He asked her. "Well honey, my mother came for a surprise visit, so I let her have our room. We have to sleep in the spare room........ So, keep staying updated. 30 new galleries for just released new Voyeur tour - Voyeur Real Time. 3 movies 20 seconds long. Made by the same designer as the tour itself was made. Sample gallery. Welcome to MovieRevenue and have a great day! __________________ MovieRevenue - our Movies and your Revenue.