i wonder how many sponsor hits a day GREENGUY sends - Page 2

Wazza · 2005-02-01, 10:56 PM

There once was a bloke called Greenguy
Who made a porn site whose non 3rd party counter did fly
How much traffic does he send to sponsors? wondered the hicks
And Wazza the smartarse said it was a multiple of six
UW's poem doesn't even come close to rhyming... I think he's high

|shocking|

Useless · 2005-02-02, 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wazza

UW's poem doesn't even come close to rhyming... I think he's high

|shocking|

Good poetry doesn't rhyme. A forced rhyme destroys the natural ebb and flow of the poetic process. Or so I'm told.

Wazza was a fucker from down under,
Kristian called him a cunt and stole his thunder,
So Wazza headed off to the U.K.,
And broke into his house while he was away,
He tossed Kristian's dolls in the back of a truck,
And now Buddy Christ has no one to fuck.

Mishi · 2005-02-02, 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Good poetry doesn't rhyme. A forced rhyme destroys the natural ebb and flow of the poetic process. Or so I'm told.

Wazza was a fucker from down under,
Kristian called him a cunt and stole his thunder,
So Wazza headed off to the U.K.,
And broke into his house while he was away,
He tossed Kristian's dolls in the back of a truck,
And now Buddy Christ has no one to fuck.

Well, heckfire, UW, I responded to your beautiful poem, but I don't see my post. Poo and wah. Anyway, it rocks!

venturi · 2005-02-02, 05:25 AM

There once was a Jim from Nantucket,
who had traffic o'erflowing his bucket.
Then he saw a Green Guy,
and exclaimed "OH MY MY!"
And last I heard they were engaged.

(I'm following UW's suggestion that forced rhyming is bad for poetry.)

kristian · 2005-02-02, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Good poetry doesn't rhyme. A forced rhyme destroys the natural ebb and flow of the poetic process. Or so I'm told.

Wazza was a fucker from down under,
Kristian called him a cunt and stole his thunder,
So Wazza headed off to the U.K.,
And broke into his house while he was away,
He tossed Kristian's dolls in the back of a truck,
And now Buddy Christ has no one to fuck.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wazza · 2005-02-02, 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Good poetry doesn't rhyme. A forced rhyme destroys the natural ebb and flow of the poetic process. Or so I'm told.

Wazza was a fucker from down under,
Kristian called him a cunt and stole his thunder,
So Wazza headed off to the U.K.,
And broke into his house while he was away,
He tossed Kristian's dolls in the back of a truck,
And now Buddy Christ has no one to fuck.

It's funny cause it's true

Alphawolf · 2005-02-01, 11:13 PM

Using sponsortracker, he sends 268,317 uniques per day.

Greenguy · 2005-02-02, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alphawolf

Using sponsortracker, he sends 268,317 uniques per day.

That's not divisible by 6

Porn Meister · 2005-02-01, 11:27 PM

There is a green man
his middle finger upraised
sponsors smile on him.

Porn Meister · 2005-02-01, 11:30 PM

My first name is Ralph
my cats breath smells like catfood
I bent my Wookie

babymaker · 2005-02-02, 01:14 AM

ahhhh just did the division, wazza was off lol not a multiple of 6

44719.5 just a little off

LB · 2005-02-02, 07:55 AM

I saw greenguy's stats last year and almost fainted. The traffic he gets from google is staggering.

Wazza · 2005-02-02, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LB

I saw greenguy's stats last year and almost fainted. The traffic he gets from google is staggering.

Crack a crap joke or fuck off

j/k

Useless · 2005-02-02, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wazza

Crack a crap joke or fuck off

Yeah! When did this thread suddenly turn to GG's stats?

When would one use this smiley: |viking| ?

kristian · 2005-02-02, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Yeah! When did this thread suddenly turn to GG's stats?

When would one use this smiley: |viking| ?

A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and
found his name missing from the town register. His wife
insisted on complaining to the local civic official who
apologized profusely, saying, "I must have taken Leif off
my census."

|viking|

Mishi · 2005-02-04, 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristian

A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and
found his name missing from the town register. His wife
insisted on complaining to the local civic official who
apologized profusely, saying, "I must have taken Leif off
my census."

|viking|

(You got me.)

amadman · 2005-02-02, 09:27 AM

Ok..ok... here is mine.

My oh my I wonder how much
greenguy sends to sponsors and such
I guess it don't matter
its my money I'm after
Cause I can spend those bucks

Alphawolf · 2005-02-02, 03:10 PM

What's this thread about?

Useless · 2005-02-02, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alphawolf

What's this thread about?

|viking| Vikings! |viking|

kristian · 2005-02-02, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Vikings!

I can't believe it!! You just missed your opportunity to use |viking|

Useless · 2005-02-02, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristian

I can't believe it!! You just missed your opportunity to use |viking|

Thank

for the EDIT button...

Greenguy · 2005-02-02, 03:20 PM

If the Vikings made it to the Super Bowl, we'd look like fucking geniuses

kristian · 2005-02-02, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy

If the Vikings made it to the Super Bowl, we'd look like fucking geniuses

The Vikings challenged the Packers to an ice-fishing contest. When it came time for weigh-in, the Packers had 100 lbs. of fish and the Vikings had zero. The Vikings demanded a rematch for the next Saturday. This time the Packers came in with 200 lbs. of fish and the Vikings had zero.

The Vikings decided the Packers must be cheating so they demanded another rematch and sent a spy dressed in green and yellow to check it out. This time the Packers came in with 300 lbs. of fish and the Vikings STILL had zero.

The Vikings then asked their spy if the Packers were cheating.

"Hell yes, they're cheating. They're drilling holes in the ice!!"

Alphawolf · 2005-02-02, 03:48 PM

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Greenguy · 2005-02-02, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alphawolf

>> CLICK HERE NOW! << to INDULGE ALL YOUR VIKING FANTASIES!!!

Quit spamming Kristian's UK sites

2005-02-01, 10:56 PM	#1
Wazza I'm a jaded evil bastard, I wouldn't piss on myself if I was on fire... Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 808	There once was a bloke called Greenguy Who made a porn site whose non 3rd party counter did fly How much traffic does he send to sponsors? wondered the hicks And Wazza the smartarse said it was a multiple of six UW's poem doesn't even come close to rhyming... I think he's high \|shocking\| __________________ I sale Internet My sites have no traffic and no PR - let's trade - PM me

2005-02-02, 05:25 AM	#4
venturi No offence Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must have been out taking a whizz Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: An Oasis atop a High Desert Mesa Posts: 282	There once was a Jim from Nantucket, who had traffic o'erflowing his bucket. Then he saw a Green Guy, and exclaimed "OH MY MY!" And last I heard they were engaged. (I'm following UW's suggestion that forced rhyming is bad for poetry.) __________________ Please Re-Read The Rules For Sig Files

2005-02-01, 11:13 PM	#7
Alphawolf Don't come to Florida for vacation. We're closed. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Orlando, Florida Posts: 1,874	Using sponsortracker, he sends 268,317 uniques per day. __________________ Regards, AW Weekly Pay. Sites That Convert. Start Pimpin' Today!

2005-02-01, 11:27 PM	#9
Porn Meister Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 214	There is a green man his middle finger upraised sponsors smile on him. __________________ I like Pimproll.

2005-02-01, 11:30 PM	#10
Porn Meister Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 214	My first name is Ralph my cats breath smells like catfood I bent my Wookie __________________ I like Pimproll.

2005-02-02, 01:14 AM	#11
babymaker Someone Turn Off The Damn Heat! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: The Sewer....err.philly i mean Posts: 1,366	ahhhh just did the division, wazza was off lol not a multiple of 6 44719.5 just a little off __________________ *Get ElevatedX W/Hosting 99MO!*

2005-02-02, 07:55 AM	#12
LB I want to set the record straight - I thought the cop was a prostitute Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 291	I saw greenguy's stats last year and almost fainted. The traffic he gets from google is staggering.

2005-02-02, 09:27 AM	#17
amadman I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, been over the edge for yonks.... Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: padded room Posts: 861	Ok..ok... here is mine. My oh my I wonder how much greenguy sends to sponsors and such I guess it don't matter its my money I'm after Cause I can spend those bucks

2005-02-02, 03:10 PM	#18
Alphawolf Don't come to Florida for vacation. We're closed. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Orlando, Florida Posts: 1,874	What's this thread about? __________________ Regards, AW Weekly Pay. Sites That Convert. Start Pimpin' Today!

2005-02-02, 03:20 PM	#22
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	If the Vikings made it to the Super Bowl, we'd look like fucking geniuses __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-02-02, 03:48 PM	#24
Alphawolf Don't come to Florida for vacation. We're closed. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Orlando, Florida Posts: 1,874	>> CLICK HERE NOW! << to INDULGE ALL YOUR VIKING FANTASIES!!! __________________ Regards, AW Weekly Pay. Sites That Convert. Start Pimpin' Today!