Happy Niagara Falls Friday - Page 2

Cleo · 2005-08-05, 08:20 AM

And people wonder why I prefer to be single…

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Originally Posted by http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/12306949.htm

A man got the death penalty for killing his wife -- bashing her 70 times with a claw hammer -- because she annoyed him while he tried to watch a sports show.

Christopher Offord's wife wanted to cuddle after sex. But he wanted to watch ESPN's Sports Center to see clips of a Mike Tyson boxing match.

When she kept insisting he come back to bed, he complied -- bringing along a steak knife and a hammer. He struck her 70 times with the claw end, until she was dead.

Offord got the death penalty for his crime this week -- a sentence with which his wife's family, Offord himself and even his own mother agreed.

''My son is evil. He deserves to die,'' Offord's mother told his lawyer.

Dr Bizzaro · 2005-08-05, 08:25 AM

Just about ready to walk out the door.
See you in a few hours.

Please have a car waiting for me at the airpoirt.
|king|

cockNballs · 2005-08-05, 09:28 AM

I have some stuff to take care of in the office then heading out

8 hour drive for me probably bi in anywhere from 5 - 8 tonight

Torn Rose · 2005-08-05, 09:31 AM

Bi between 5-8pm only?

I think once you go bi, your always bi.... right Useless?

Cleo · 2005-08-05, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Torn

Bi between 5-8pm only?

I think once you go bi, your always bi.... right Useless?

Torn would know, he did shoot with Angel.

MindyBlingBucks · 2005-08-05, 09:52 AM

Hahaha, you guys are hilarious. Good Friday Morning!!

I'm so glad this week's over. Last night I had to deal with this woman I got into an accident with last week. I cracked her tail light, and had to replace it (my car was dented all to hell, but I don't care, it's a junk car), and she had the nerve to go to my house yesterday and disrespect my roomate. . .

I delivered the part to her house yesterday, only to have her give me attitude to my face. You would think since I replaced her part, and didn't want anything fixed on my car that she would be a little nicer. . .Oh well

The weekend's here, and I'm glad of it!

docholly · 2005-08-05, 10:06 AM

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Looks like Dunkin Donut will be providing my morning coffee.

Pack a few gallons and send to me.. i need it for over drive. Extra cream and sugar please.

Shoe/Foot Fetish show is here and they are having a field day. Chyna went on 3 calls last night ..all to smell and touch her beautiful black feet @500.00 per hour.

*wonders if she can have Jacko discarded skin tone*....

The funny thing is this is a serious show from shoe manufacturers and companies like Candies etc that are selling to retail store buyers.. amazing what cums out of the wood work.

Look for "Daisy Dukes" in your admins today.. Just in time for the movie release today.. we are timely!!!

tjchuck · 2005-08-05, 10:06 AM

Morning all

Will be major fish tank cleaning this weekend for I.

Gonna try to hit the mountains for a spin (mountain bike not Harley...I wish) tomorrow morning as well

Hope everyone has a good weekend and drive safe

cockNballs · 2005-08-05, 09:35 AM

:-)

yup only bi for 3 hours a night

unless you count masturbation as sex with myself and being a man that would make me bi quite a bit actually

swedguy · 2005-08-05, 09:50 AM

bi, midgets, douched Harley's and rhino lining.

These morning threads has it all

swedguy · 2005-08-05, 10:32 AM

$500/h to smell and touch her feet? GOD DAMNED!

I took a long bath this morning, so unfortunately my feet aren't smelly. But my feet are open for business and enquires can be sent to swedguy@footslut.com. If you like them dirty, I can take a quick jog outside since it has been raining for a week or two now.

If you are located outside of my town, 1st class tickets can be sent to my home address, I might even consider a return ticket with a chicken bus if you're a cheap bastard but HOT.

Looking forward to your business

ps. My feet are eagerly awaiting your tender touches!

Cleo · 2005-08-05, 10:45 AM

Cleo just wants everyone to know that she also has feet, two of them in fact.

It's getting cloudy but I'm going to try to take my feet to the beach for a little bit. If anyone is into sandy salty feet then your fantasies can soon be yours for a small fee…

swedguy · 2005-08-05, 11:00 AM

My feet are very dissolute and I love to wrap my toes in imported colorful russian fabric.
If you don't speak English, I can Babelfish with you or we can speak the language that knows no boundaries that only feet lovers know!

Come be dissolute with me!

docholly · 2005-08-05, 11:47 AM

i think there is a foot fetish catagory for everything.. however no one has responded to my ad to worship my fat feet..even tho i can cross my toes.. dammit..

This is a 500/hr foot...

swedguy · 2005-08-05, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by docholly

This is a 500/hr foot...

I'll change my hourly rate to $5 and a cup of coffee!

sue-fl · 2005-08-05, 12:04 PM

Morning all! This is a great good morning thread LMA0!! My weekend is not nearly as exciting as most of yours. Same old stuff here.

Cleo rent a girlfriend??

Jim why are you not riding those Harley's instead of driving them on a truck? Shame on you......

GreenGuy sounds like a really fun weekend in store at your house!! Wish I was your neighbor!!

Well everyone have fun at greenguys and at the internext!! I'm very boring I'll be at my pc all weekend.

Rocco · 2005-08-05, 11:50 AM

good morning all, never made it for the Niagara Falls but hope I'll be able to go there once in my life

but I have been to the Rhein Falls what is a very nice place

Robbo · 2005-08-05, 03:02 PM

Jim have fun and wave to the left as your going over that first bridge from Greenguys!

Ahh my old home town...

2005-08-05, 08:25 AM	#2
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2005-08-05, 10:45 AM	#12
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2005-08-05, 11:50 AM	#17
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2005-08-05, 03:02 PM	#18
Robbo No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Greenguy County, NY Posts: 236	Jim have fun and wave to the left as your going over that first bridge from Greenguys! Ahh my old home town... __________________ The hardest thing for an intelligent man to understand is stupidity.

2005-08-05, 09:28 AM	#3
cockNballs FKA AdultLegal-Jim Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 565	I have some stuff to take care of in the office then heading out 8 hour drive for me probably bi in anywhere from 5 - 8 tonight

2005-08-05, 09:31 AM	#4
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	Bi between 5-8pm only? I think once you go bi, your always bi.... right Useless?

2005-08-05, 09:52 AM	#6
MindyBlingBucks Guest Join Date: May 2005 Location: Glen Cove, NY USA Posts: 181	Hahaha, you guys are hilarious. Good Friday Morning!! I'm so glad this week's over. Last night I had to deal with this woman I got into an accident with last week. I cracked her tail light, and had to replace it (my car was dented all to hell, but I don't care, it's a junk car), and she had the nerve to go to my house yesterday and disrespect my roomate. . . I delivered the part to her house yesterday, only to have her give me attitude to my face. You would think since I replaced her part, and didn't want anything fixed on my car that she would be a little nicer. . .Oh well The weekend's here, and I'm glad of it!

2005-08-05, 10:06 AM	#8
tjchuck And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is. Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alberta Posts: 225	Morning all Will be major fish tank cleaning this weekend for I. Gonna try to hit the mountains for a spin (mountain bike not Harley...I wish) tomorrow morning as well Hope everyone has a good weekend and drive safe

2005-08-05, 09:35 AM	#9
cockNballs FKA AdultLegal-Jim Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 565	:-) yup only bi for 3 hours a night unless you count masturbation as sex with myself and being a man that would make me bi quite a bit actually

2005-08-05, 09:50 AM	#10
swedguy Vagabond Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 2,374	bi, midgets, douched Harley's and rhino lining. These morning threads has it all

2005-08-05, 10:32 AM	#11
swedguy Vagabond Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 2,374	$500/h to smell and touch her feet? GOD DAMNED! I took a long bath this morning, so unfortunately my feet aren't smelly. But my feet are open for business and enquires can be sent to swedguy@footslut.com. If you like them dirty, I can take a quick jog outside since it has been raining for a week or two now. If you are located outside of my town, 1st class tickets can be sent to my home address, I might even consider a return ticket with a chicken bus if you're a cheap bastard but HOT. Looking forward to your business ps. My feet are eagerly awaiting your tender touches!

2005-08-05, 12:04 PM	#16
sue-fl You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: May 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 2,837	Morning all! This is a great good morning thread LMA0!! My weekend is not nearly as exciting as most of yours. Same old stuff here. Cleo rent a girlfriend?? Jim why are you not riding those Harley's instead of driving them on a truck? Shame on you...... GreenGuy sounds like a really fun weekend in store at your house!! Wish I was your neighbor!! Well everyone have fun at greenguys and at the internext!! I'm very boring I'll be at my pc all weekend.