Goddamn that pimpdog guy is a dick...

[GonZo]

Originally Posted by xxxjay

What's that supposed to mean? I'm a nobody. Pimpdog isn't here.

I call foul for encroachment on my gimmick.

[Chop Smith]

Originally Posted by xxxjay

What's that supposed to mean? I'm a nobody. Pimpdog isn't here.

My reply had nothing to do with this Pimpdog character. As far as know he is not an invited guest on this board.

I am sure that you are somebody and respected in this business by some.

I was just expressing a common opinion about you that you are sold on yourself and toot your own horn way too much. I am probably one of the few that would ever say it to your face, but I think you need a realty check.

[xxxjay]

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

My reply had nothing to do with this Pimpdog character. As far as know he is not an invited guest on this board.

Uhh, duh...I could tell you were being a dick. Apperently you are intelligent enough to grasp the sarcam.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

I am sure that you are somebody and respected in this business by some.

Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. Who knows. And you are?

Why do you submit freesites to me if I suck so bad? You send some real mixed signals.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

I was just expressing a common opinion about you that you are sold on yourself and toot your own horn way too much.

What was I supposed to do have that shit go on forever? I hammered that guy pretty good, nobody else has done that. I wanted an apology from him and I drug his ass and everybody associated with him till I got it. That was also at the expense of a lot of other business relationships that were strained by the fued.

That's a long way from selling out.

I didn't sell out. I got back to work.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

I am probably one of the few that would ever say it to your face, but I think you need a realty check.

LOL - Anytime you want to cowboy.

[Useless]

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Apperently you are intelligent enough to grasp the sarcam.

Sorry, I just thought that sentence was a keeper.

Jay, I find you to be very difficult to like, but since you're here - what does the OC stand for? Honest question. I asked a few others and no one seems to know.

[xxxjay]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Sorry, I just thought that sentence was a keeper.

Jay, I find you to be very difficult to like, but since you're here - what does the OC stand for? Honest question. I asked a few others and no one seems to know.

That's ok, if you like me you like, if you don't you don't...I could really care less. I do good business. I have traffic. I don't rip people off...I am willing to help out new guys and not be pigheaded.

On the OC thing...yeah, that is kind of fucked up. It stand for Orange County (CA) -- which was where I lived for a while, but after spending a few months there I couldn't stand it and moved up to LA. OC is taken from that lame show "The OC"...and the big irony of all of this is OCCash is pretty much an interracial sponsor and there is hardly one black person in all of Orange County.

It was all a comedy of errors I suppose, but it's our name - we've grown to be a big program with it -- so, I guess we are stuck with it.

[docholly]

Originally Posted by xxxjay

On the OC thing...yeah, that is kind of fucked up. It stand for Orange County (CA) -- which was where I lived for a while, but after spending a few months there I couldn't stand it and moved up to LA. OC is taken from that lame show "The OC"...and the big irony of all of this is OCCash is pretty much an interracial sponsor and there is hardly one black person in all of Orange County.

*hands on wide hips glaring at UW*.. so you didn't believe me??
Never underestimate the power of the goodhead!!

[Chop Smith]

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Uhh, duh...I could tell you were being a dick.

You did mean to say I was acting like a dick? Because I am not the one that runs in and out this board pissing on the floor. Only a real dick would do that.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Apparently you are intelligent enough to grasp the sarcam.

Yes, someone taught me how to read and write.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. Who knows.

I was making an effort to say something nice before blasting you.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

And you are?

No, not at all. I openly admit and have stated publicly on this board that I am a small player in this business. However, I am appreciative of the trust and the respect that I have from my fellow webmasters. Even if I was highly successful, I doubt if I would go around telling folks. I enjoy being just another redneck from Mississippi. I can retain friends longer that way as it is always best to expect friends to look down rather than up. They can get a much nicer view of the real person.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Why do you submit freesites to me if I suck so bad? You send some real mixed signals.

First, I never said you sucked. Without calling your name, I implied that you were an egotistical prick . I have submitted to you in the past for two reasons: 1) I am a whore and 2) daretwo is a good member of this board and I like him. However, submitting to you is not that important to me so I can and will stop. You don't even have to ask. (Damn there goes the grand babies' shoes)

Originally Posted by xxxjay

I hammered that guy pretty good, nobody else has done that.

I know that feeling. It takes balls to go public with a pissing contest and you never know which skunk will win. Most likely both will lose something. Anyway, who gives a shit about you hammering the guy? That was old news to this board. It sounds personal to me and I think you should have pissed on your own floor or gone to the zoo.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

LOL - Anytime you want to cowboy.

I am not a cowboy. Played one before but not in this business. I assume that you are implying here that I meant someone needed to open a drum of whoop ass on you. Not at all! I meant that you need to take a hard look at your tactics. Too late for an ass whooping as you can probably grow pubic hair by now. Anyway, it was just some friendly advice. I know since you did not ask for advice it is not worth a damn.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

...we've grown to be a big program with it...

A typical comment from you. We are happy that you are successful and truly wish you future success, but give us a break. We know you are a fantastic musician, a great author, SEO guru, owner of a big link list, master statistician, a busy man, soon to be worth millions and anything else that you have shared with us. Around here being XXXJay will do.

Finally, remember that NATS' thread that you started ages ago? Did it ever occur to you that some knowledgable folks were willing to help you with a solution? No you just pissed and left. So I get this nice email from Sammy and Brett, updating me and saying thanks for my small input. I then emailed your program asking when the encode/unencode feature would be turn on. They didn't have a clue as to what I was speaking of. Emailed your guy back and pointed him to your thread here. It was like, bastard child, we have version 2 installed so fuck off. So I said to self, "Self, fuck a bunch of egotistical pricks" and never took a look again until a few minutes ago. The feature is not there. You started some shit but when the fix was made you never installed it. The feature is on most if not all the other NATS users' sites and I have been told by many that the feature is installed as a default. Got to be a reason for keeping those bull shit codes.

Jay, we can stop this at any point. I had much rather be known as a good ole boy.

[xxxjay]

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

You did mean to say I was acting like a dick? Because I am not the one that runs in and out this board pissing on the floor. Only a real dick would do that.

Dude. You really have no clue about me.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Yes, someone taught me how to read and write.

Yeah man, I know 2nd grade is considered your senior year in Mississippi. (sorry Linkster...)

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

I was making an effort to say something nice before blasting you.

You blasted me? Where?

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

|No, not at all. I openly admit and have stated publicly on this board that I am a small player in this business.

OK.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

However, I am appreciative of the trust and the respect that I have from my fellow webmasters. Even if I was highly successful, I doubt if I would go around telling folks. I enjoy being just another redneck from Mississippi. I can retain friends longer that way as it is always best to expect friends to look down rather than up.

I am a redneck from Georgia. Always good me chat with a fellow Southerner.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

First, I never said you sucked. Without calling your name, I implied that you were an egotistical prick..

Whatever dude. I got the message loud and clear.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

I have submitted to you in the past for two reasons: 1) I am a whore.

So you want to insult me out of one side of my mouth and take my traffic out the other? "Whore" is a poor choice of words..."idiot", "leach", and "hypocryte" come to mind quickly. I'm sure I can come up with a lot more.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

and 2) daretwo is a good member of this board and I like him..

LOL...yeah, Daretwo is great. Ask him who pays him every week, on time, would gladly lend him money, gives him nice bonuses on holidays, and pretty much lets him keep his own schedule?

I'm not a good member of this board? I know I've gotten in beefs with a person or two here (including Greenguy), but all of that has been settled. I've supported this board since day one and wil continue to. A link to GG&Jim is on every page a webmaster sees after submission, on my resource page, bought advertsing, and if they have a problem with being listed...I send them here. End of story.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

However, submitting to you is not that important to me so I can and will stop..

I don't care one way or the other. I not going to blacklist you.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

You don't even have to ask. (Damn there goes the grand babies' shoes).

Stop if you want to stop, submit if you want to submit...I see that you have quite a few sites listen in the queue already.

I hope you enjoyed the sales. Even if it did come from a scumbag like myself.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

I know that feeling. It takes balls to go public with a pissing contest and you never know which skunk will win. Most likely both will lose something..

As you will soon learn.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Anyway, who gives a shit about you hammering the guy? That was old news to this board. It sounds personal to me and I think you should have pissed on your own floor or gone to the zoo..

Sorry, when you piss on a very good friends grave like that asshole did it really adds insult to injury. I hope you are never in the same situation.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

I am not a cowboy. Played one before but not in this business..

Brokeback Mountain perhaps?

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

I assume that you are implying here that I meant someone needed to open a drum of whoop ass on you..

Nah, not at all. You don't have the guts.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Not at all! I meant that you need to take a hard look at your tactics. Too late for an ass whooping as you can probably grow pubic hair by now..

LOL - from whom?

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Anyway, it was just some friendly advice. I know since you did not ask for advice it is not worth a damn..

I am breaking out my notebook.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

A typical comment from you. We are happy that you are successful and truly wish you future success, but give us a break. We know you are a fantastic musician, a great author, SEO guru, owner of a big link list, master statistician, a busy man.

And having talent is wrong, why?

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Finally, remember that NATS' thread that you started ages ago?

No.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Did it ever occur to you that some knowledgable folks were willing to help you with a solution?.

If it is the unencrypted link code that you speak of. We were the first ones to have them. We were the 4th client NATS ever had. We also found those codes to be buggier than a Mississippi swamp. That is why we do not use them currently...sales we being lost, credited to wrong affiliates, all kinds of shit.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

No you just pissed and left. So I get this nice email from Sammy and Brett, updating me and saying thanks for my small input. I then emailed your program asking when the encode/unencode feature would be turn on..

See above.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

They didn't have a clue as to what I was speaking of. Emailed your guy back and pointed him to your thread here. It was like, bastard child, we have version 2 installed so fuck off. So I said to self, "Self, fuck a bunch of egotistical pricks" and never took a look again until a few minutes ago. The feature is not there. You started some shit but when the fix was made you never installed it. The feature is on most if not all the other NATS users' sites and I have been told by many that the feature is installed as a default. Got to be a reason for keeping those bull shit codes..

Yes, they don't work correctly. This becomes even more apparent when you are running a few hundred sales a day through NATS. If you look at most NATS programs now, you will see that they are no longer there. We are getting Version 3 this week, I'll let you know how it goes.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Jay, we can stop this at any point. I had much rather be known as a good ole boy.

Hell yeah buddy...last I checked there wasn't anything "good" about you. In fact, if you want to see the arrogant prick in this thread...you had better go grab a mirror. Fact is, I don't know anything about you other than Dare was listing your sites, you had bashed me a bunch (quite rudely) about my 2257 views (which I've wound up being right about so far...I'll be at the FSC meeting Thursday if you need to know what goes on), and you and your cronies have pretty much pissed on me at every opportunity.

You can say I'm egotistical or whatever you want, but last I checked being smart, talented, or successful isn't a crime…and, after all, not so long ago…I was just a little webmaster from the South…just like you.

Rip on me all you want dude…I’ll make you feel so low that you will need a parachute to jump off a dime if you want to go down that road.

Hell, I enjoy it.

If you want to stop...thats cool too.

[Useless]

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Rip on me all you want dude…I’ll make you feel so low that you will need a parachute to jump off a dime if you want to go down that road.

Hell, I enjoy it.

I've made my final decision. Jay - you are a rotten fuck. Feel free to go fuck yourself, your traffic, and OC Cash. You are certainly not needed here, and I have the impression that you are not wanted here. Go away and play with your shit-tossing monkey brethren at the zoo.

You never come here to help anyone. You just strut in screaming, "Look at my balls! Look at my cock! They're wonderful!" Well, good for you and all of your wonderful successes. Hope life is good in that little golden closet you live in. I'd like to be there the day you step outside of it to the startling realization that you are the only one who sees the glitter. The rest of just see some tattooed kid who still thinks a man is made of the girls he screws and the beers he drinks. Grow up.

[xxxjay]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I've made my final decision. Jay - you are a rotten fuck. Feel free to go fuck yourself, your traffic, and OC Cash. You are certainly not needed here, and I have the impression that you are not wanted here. Go away and play with your shit-tossing monkey brethren at the zoo.

You never come here to help anyone. You just strut in screaming, "Look at my balls! Look at my cock! They're wonderful!" Well, good for you and all of your wonderful successes. Hope life is good in that little golden closet you live in. I'd like to be there the day you step outside of it to the startling realization that you are the only one who sees the glitter. The rest of just see some tattooed kid who still thinks a man is made of the girls he screws and the beers he drinks. Grow up.

I just don't get it...I go this whole thread without name calling, without accusing anyone of being haters...I get called an arrogant prick or whatever...and now I get crucified for having a small degree of success in this business?

I don't get it. Should I just submit free sites for the rest of my life? Then would I have your respect? Maybe you should screw a few chciks, get a tat...drink a beer or something.

The whole reason I started this thread is becasue I was curious what PD did to get banned over here and I got some answers.

I stopped beefing with him on GFY becasue the shit would go on forever. We're not freinds. We don't do business. I don't send him or anyone he's affilaited with any traffic.

I really don't understand all of the frush.

[xxxjay]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I've made my final decision. Jay - you are a rotten fuck.

I'm crestfallen.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Feel free to go fuck yourself, your traffic, and OC Cash.

Stop submitting then.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

You are certainly not needed here, and I have the impression that you are not wanted here.

You're right, I'm not. I do a lot of good business with Ramster, Linkster, Bill, and a number of other guys on this board.

Do you all want to get together and vote me off the island? If you do that successfully...I'll never post again.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Go away and play with your shit-tossing monkey brethren at the zoo.

Very mature.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

You never come here to help anyone.

That fucking bullshit. I've given SE advice, answered stats questions, ask Bill Eichman who the only person who never dropped a link trade was, and I've helped people get listed. Yeah, I may have slowed down, but I'm also spread a lot thinner than I used to be.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

You just strut in screaming, "Look at my balls! Look at my cock! They're wonderful!"

Please wake up from your homosexual fantasy.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Well, good for you and all of your wonderful successes. Hope life is good in that little golden closet you live in. I'd like to be there the day you step outside of it to the startling realization that you are the only one who sees the glitter.

You should put that on a Hallmark Card.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

The rest of just see some tattooed kid who still thinks a man is made of the girls he screws and the beers he drinks.

I'll take that as a compliment.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Grow up.

Wouldn't if I could.

BTW: You look kind of like Les Claypool from Primus.

[Greenguy]

[Useless]

Listen, you dumb fuck - let me just start by saying that YOU HAVE ALREADY REPLIED and I didn't bother posting back to you. I already let you have the last word. I'm good that way, I don't need the last word. I've already said all that I intended on saying, but since you seem to have some sick fucking need to continue the drama, you dysfunctional bastard, here goes....

Originally Posted by xxxjay

I'm crestfallen.

As am I.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Stop submitting then.

Um, check your records. Do you have any idea how long it's been since I submitted anything to anyone? I know you love thinking that everyone is dependent on your oh-so-wonderful traffic, but guess what smart ass - I'm not. This is nothing more than a schoolyard shouting match to me. I don't need you you or childish pierced face for a fucking thing. I'm not some goddamned sheep who is afraid to tell you what I think of you cause I'm afraid you'll pull my links. This is me saying go for it. Drop whatever listing you still have of mine. I'm sure you're sending simply tons of traffic all this time later.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

You're right, I'm not. I do a lot of good business with Ramster, Linkster, Bill, and a number of other guys on this board.

Like I give one solid fuck, you name-dropping douche sipping retard. I don't do any business with any of them and, oddly enough, I still sleep well at night. Doesn't mean I don't respect them - and they know I do - but their business with you effects me less than an outbreak of anal warts in Mongolia.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Do you all want to get together and vote me off the island? If you do that successfully...I'll never post again.

Sorry Jay, but real life isn't a reality show. There's no tribal meetings here. You can do what you want. Come and go as you please. You obviously don't give two fucks about what people really think of you, especailly those you "do a lot of good business with". You just keep working on projecting that rock star image of yours with hopes that some newbies will fall for all your bullshit. "Oh, he's so cool!"

Originally Posted by xxxjay

That fucking bullshit. I've given SE advice, answered stats questions, ask Bill Eichman who the only person who never dropped a link trade was, and I've helped people get listed. Yeah, I may have slowed down, but I'm also spread a lot thinner than I used to be.

Maybe eons ago, but you've been nothing but a bitch for a long time here. Let me think for a moment...what was the problem..? Oh yeah, you spammed the fuck out this board when OC first launched without ever purchasing advertising as promised. I believe the on board fallout from that was what suddenly sent you packing to other pastures.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Please wake up from your homosexual fantasy.

Um, what? Speaking of childish...I think someone needs his diaper changed.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

You should put that on a Hallmark Card.

And that's the first fucking thing you've said here that I can agree with.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

BTW: You look kind of like Les Claypool from Primus.

That's not me in the avatar - I'm dead sexy. Of course, I haven't added to my natural features with ink and gold, but luckily I don't suffer from body dysmorphic disorder.

BTW - don't let this little tiff make you think that I won't let you buy me a drink if we ever meet sometime. I prefer Corona with lime. Yes, I know - it's a little gay, but that's what I like. (the beer, not the gay thing)

[Chop Smith]

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Dude. You really have no clue about me.

Now see you opened your mouth again. Clues and opinions is about all that I have about you. However, in real life, I did introduced myself to you once. As a fact, that was when I formed my initial opinion of you. The opinion that you thought your shit did not stink.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Yeah man, I know 2nd grade is considered your senior year in Mississippi. (sorry Linkster...)

I am proud of my second grade education and I don't think you need to be worried about Linkster as I believe that he was educated in other states.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

You blasted me? Where?

Not sure if we at a vocabulary class in second so 'blast' might have been a bad choice of words. I do know being tagged as an egotistical prick is not complimentary.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

I am a redneck from Georgia. Always good me chat with a fellow Southerner.

Yeah, I recall reading your writings of being held in Georgia.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

So you want to insult me out of one side of my mouth and take my traffic out the other? "Whore" is a poor choice of words..."idiot", "leach", and "hypocryte" come to mind quickly. I'm sure I can come up with a lot more.

Sport, you are letting your fingers fly too quickly. Neither of those three words could ever apply to me. Well, 'idiot' perhaps because it is idiotic to waste the time on this reply. 'Leach', not at all, I have always paid my way or did not travel. 'Hypocrite', in what way? By submitting to an open submission form? Anyway, this one can come off the table. I agree not to submit to you. If I owe an apology for doing submitting in the past, accept it.

Seriously, Jay I appreciate folks that list my stuff and you are no exception. But it is not a big deal as my 'bubble gum' sites do not do well with your traffic. Before you jump, I am sincere and not trashing your traffic.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

I hope you enjoyed the sales. Even if it did come from a scumbag like myself.

I will stick will calling you an egotistical prick, you use whatever you like.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

LOL...yeah, Daretwo is great. Ask him who pays him every week, on time, would gladly lend him money, gives him nice bonuses on holidays, and pretty much lets him keep his own schedule?

Thanks for offering up Dare's opinion of you.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

I'm not a good member of this board?

No.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

I know I've gotten in beefs with a person or two here (including Greenguy), but all of that has been settled. I've supported this board since day one and wil continue to. A link to GG&Jim is on every page a webmaster sees after submission, on my resource page, bought advertsing, and if they have a problem with being listed...I send them here. End of story.

This makes you different from the rest of us? The only difference I know is that you shit on their floor caused a big ole stink and then blamed it on your partners. Why didn't they ban you ass anyway? Most of your post on this board are self-serving and you expect your spam to get top billing. Hell, you were whining about it, yesterday, over there in that stats thread.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

As you will soon learn.

Sounds threatening. Should I be worried?

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Sorry, when you piss on a very good friends grave like that asshole did it really adds insult to injury. I hope you are never in the same situation.

First, death is personal and this not the place to discuss it.
Second, this thread was not about the death of your friend, it was about you slamming this pimpdog character, someone that came here and shit all over my friends' floor. He was banned. You should have been.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Brokeback Mountain perhaps?

So you got around to bashing gays now? I am not sure if you will suck one but you damn sure look like you would hold it in your mouth.

It use to be women that you degraded and then come back with some lame excuse as to be misunderstood. What group is next with you? You got God and Easter recently I hear.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Nah, not at all. You don't have the guts.

Are you medicating for LMS? I don't want to fight you. Besides, if you beat my ass, who will you brag. It is not a major accomplishment when you whoop an old man's ass. And at that I am not sure that a snooty nose kid can even whip my ass today. They damn sure would not be getting a virgin.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

LOL - from whom?

I was referencing that your parents probably should administered a few ass whippings to you.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

And having talent is wrong, why?

Nothing wrong with having talent. But the more you brag about your accomplishments the more that your talent comes into question.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

No.

If it is the unencrypted link code that you speak of. We were the first ones to have them. We were the 4th client NATS ever had. We also found those codes to be buggier than a Mississippi swamp. That is why we do not use them currently...sales we being lost, credited to wrong affiliates, all kinds of shit.

Yes, they don't work correctly. This becomes even more apparent when you are running a few hundred sales a day through NATS. If you look at most NATS programs now, you will see that they are no longer there. We are getting Version 3 this week, I'll let you know how it goes.

Now dumb me in thinking you would recall a thread you started. And your response to you disappearing is not valid as you just left another stream of piss on the floor.

Your NATS explanation has to be some of your fantasy bull shit. All those NATS users can not be running a buggy script.

This would be another another good spam topic for you. "NEWSFLASH!! OC Cash is the only NATS User With Correct Stats"

Get a life. Consider how many folks suspect you of shaving by using that encrypted code bull shit.

No need to let me know about an update. There is only one man in the world that could cause me to list it as I gave up after the rude emails.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Hell yeah buddy...last I checked there wasn't anything "good" about you.

Damn, wondering who has been talking?

Originally Posted by xxxjay

In fact, if you want to see the arrogant prick in this thread...you had better go grab a mirror.

I will take a quick look. No, it is not me.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Fact is, I don't know anything about you other than Dare was listing your sites, you had bashed me a bunch (quite rudely) about my 2257 views (which I've wound up being right about so far

What is it about reality that bugs you. This is not true at all. Did I agree with your scare tactics for driving membership to FSC? No. Was I rude? Sure did not mean to be. Direct probably.

06/05/05 http://greenguysboard.com/board/showthread.php?t=20707 . My comments here was about you crying about your thread being moved. Hell, we beat that issue to death before you decided to join us.

07/01/05 http://greenguysboard.com/board/show...1&postcount=60 . Just making a point about the membership drive. In this thread, I considered you inviting me to a pissing contest and declined out of respect to Greenguy and Jim and the other board members,

Originally Posted by xxxjay

...I'll be at the FSC meeting Thursday if you need to know what goes on)

Saw that over there in Bill's thread. Nice resume material. I will just way for the fuckers to send me a newsletter and a dues statement.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

and you and your cronies have pretty much pissed on me at every opportunity.

Who are my cronies? Sorry I will speak for myself.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Rip on me all you want dude…I’ll make you feel so low that you will need a parachute to jump off a dime if you want to go down that road.

Damn, you are bad in your own eyes. But you are just an egotistical prick.

[xxxjay]

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Now see you opened your mouth again. Clues and opinions is about all that I have about you. However, in real life, I did introduced myself to you once. As a fact, that was when I formed my initial opinion of you. The opinion that you thought your shit did not stink.

Lord, you can come in the bathroom anytime right after I've smashed, trust me, it stinks.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

I am proud of my second grade education and I don't think you need to be worried about Linkster as I believe that he was educated in other states.

Just a little Mississippi humor there.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Not sure if we at a vocabulary class in second so 'blast' might have been a bad choice of words. I do know being tagged as an egotistical prick is not complimentary.

OK

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Yeah, I recall reading your writings of being held in Georgia.

Yep.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Sport, you are letting your fingers fly too quickly. Neither of those three words could ever apply to me. Well, 'idiot' perhaps because it is idiotic to waste the time on this reply. 'Leach', not at all, I have always paid my way or did not travel. 'Hypocrite', in what way? By submitting to an open submission form? Anyway, this one can come off the table. I agree not to submit to you. If I owe an apology for doing submitting in the past, accept it.

If you really think that ill of me...don't take my traffic...that was my whole point. You are a real certified piece of steaming dogshit, if this is how you want to conduct yourself.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Seriously, Jay I appreciate folks that list my stuff and you are no exception. But it is not a big deal as my 'bubble gum' sites do not do well with your traffic. Before you jump, I am sincere and not trashing your traffic.

Thanks for not trashing my traffic. I will, however trash your program. You sites look like the north end of a southbound mule. Nobody wants to buy that shit. They look like they haven't been updated since the late 90's...it really some repugnant shit.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

I will stick will calling you an egotistical prick, you use whatever you like.

I'll save my name calling for the end.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Thanks for offering up Dare's opinion of you.

Have you heard anything different?

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

This makes you different from the rest of us? The only difference I know is that you shit on their floor caused a big ole stink and then blamed it on your partners. Why didn't they ban you ass anyway? Most of your post on this board are self-serving and you expect your spam to get top billing. Hell, you were whining about it, yesterday, over there in that stats thread.

Is the GGandJim Board Sport over here beating dead horses? How does that affect you anyways? Like I said above, we made good on our promises, not on the timetable expected, but we did keep our word.

You know, maybe in the past my board etiquette may not have been so good, but you live and learn...or I do anyway.

Go read the stats thread now. There is some good info on it from GG and I going back and forth.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Sounds threatening. Should I be worried?

I don't know. Should you?

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

First, death is personal and this not the place to discuss it.

Sean was an industry guy. Yes, it's a place to discuss it.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Second, this thread was not about the death of your friend, it was about you slamming this pimpdog character, someone that came here and shit all over my friends' floor. He was banned. You should have been.

I was just curious what he did over here. Prior to this whole debacle one of his cronies hit me up and was asking me if I could help him get back in the good graces of the linklist crew. I said "no".

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

So you got around to bashing gays now?

OK, 1 Brokeback Mountain Joke = Gay Bashing? I think not.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

I am not sure if you will suck one but you damn sure look like you would hold it in your mouth.

That's the oldest one in the book...and the proper way to say the joke is:

"I am not sure if you will suck one but he would keep one in his mouth till the swelling went down."

Don't quit your day gig for comedy! Burger King will be short one fry chef!

Hahaha -- now THAT'S FUNNY!

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

It use to be women that you degraded and then come back with some lame excuse as to be misunderstood. What group is next with you? You got God and Easter recently I hear.

I'm an equal opportunity offender. I hate everyone.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Are you medicating for LMS? I don't want to fight you. Besides, if you beat my ass, who will you brag. It is not a major accomplishment when you whoop an old man's ass. And at that I am not sure that a snooty nose kid can even whip my ass today. They damn sure would not be getting a virgin.

That makes no sense. I'm not as young as you think anyways. I thank my parents for passing along the good genetics.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

I was referencing that your parents probably should administered a few ass whippings to you.

They did.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Nothing wrong with having talent. But the more you brag about your accomplishments the more that your talent comes into question.

I don't really see where I've been bragging. If you are looking at the sum of things I've done with my life in this short time on Earth and are intimidated by it...use it as inspiration to make something out of yourself.

Don't just sit around and get jealous, lame, and bitter.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Now dumb me in thinking you would recall a thread you started. And your response to you disappearing is not valid as you just left another stream of piss on the floor.

I like a spirited debate. Nothing wrong with that.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Your NATS explanation has to be some of your fantasy bull shit. All those NATS users can not be running a buggy script.

Show me a program still using the unencrypted codes then.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

This would be another another good spam topic for you. "NEWSFLASH!! OC Cash is the only NATS User With Correct Stats"

Thanks, no need now. You just did it for me.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Get a life. Consider how many folks suspect you of shaving by using that encrypted code bull shit.

Please explain that theory. Make sure to include FACTS!

Asshole.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

No need to let me know about an update. There is only one man in the world that could cause me to list it as I gave up after the rude emails.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

What is it about reality that bugs you. This is not true at all. Did I agree with your scare tactics for driving membership to FSC? No. Was I rude? Sure did not mean to be. Direct probably.

Join the FSC if you want. Don't if you don't want to. They are the only people I know that have a lobby for this industry. That shit ain't free.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

06/05/05 http://greenguysboard.com/board/showthread.php?t=20707 . My comments here was about you crying about your thread being moved. Hell, we beat that issue to death before you decided to join us.

Dead horses.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

07/01/05 http://greenguysboard.com/board/show...1&postcount=60 . Just making a point about the membership drive. In this thread, I considered you inviting me to a pissing contest and declined out of respect to Greenguy and Jim and the other board members,

See above...more dead horses.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Saw that over there in Bill's thread. Nice resume material. I will just way for the fuckers to send me a newsletter and a dues statement.

If you don't want to support them. Don't. I can't say it enough times. I choose to and some other people here do too. I've been over that issue for a while anyways. Don't worry, my money is backing them in their efforts (which have been effective) and you sadly enjoy the benifits of now. You know if it wasn't for that injuction you would be locked in your office all week long looking a file cabinent of records that you probably don't have in the right order and waiting on the feds to come to call?

You are a true parisite.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Who are my cronies? Sorry I will speak for myself.

You, UW, and a few other have a little clique over here. It's very elementry school really. Especially for a bunch of geriatric old farts.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Damn, you are bad in your own eyes. But you are just an egotistical prick.

And you are a self-proclaimed redneck. Lets run down a quick word association for "redneck":

Ignorant.
Uneducated
Racist
Lower class
Unclean
Drunken (I really think you are drunk when you post)
Inbred (your family tree goes straight up)
Stupid
Angry
Stubborn
Slow
Dim-witted
Brainless
Xenophobic

And still haven’t forgotten about the Civil War?

You're lame. Face it.

[spookyx]

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Now see you opened your mouth again. Clues and opinions is about all that I have about you. However, in real life, I did introduced myself to you once. As a fact, that was when I formed my initial opinion of you. The opinion that you thought your shit did not stink.

Well, this is where I have to add my 2 cents. I met Jay last year at internext and I did not get that opinion at all.
In fact he was very pleasant and friendly.

I do wish all this xxxjay, UW and chop bashing would stop,
since I consider all of the above my friends.

[Useless]

Originally Posted by spookyx

I do wish all this xxxjay, UW and chop bashing would stop,
since I consider all of the above my friends.

Luckily, no one is asking you to choose sides. Otherwise you'd have to admit that Jay is an immature egotistical fuckwad and that I'm am wicked sexy when I'm angry.

[Greenguy]

If this thread has taught us anything, it's how to properly reply to other posts with quotes

[plateman]

Originally Posted by Greenguy

If this thread has taught us anything, it's how to properly reply to other posts with quotes

yeah thats what I was gonna post and you beat me to it....

sure is a bunch of fancy to the points quotes in there

[MrYum]

Originally Posted by Greenguy

If this thread has taught us anything, it's how to properly reply to other posts with quotes

I know I'm in 'Quotes' awe

[Mr. Blue]

Originally Posted by Greenguy

If this thread has taught us anything, it's how to properly reply to other posts with quotes

LOL, it's kind of like dueling banjos, only with quotes, umm...must be a southern thing.

[Useless]

Why the fuck am I the only one not laughing? Oh, that's right - it's not just fucking entertainment for me.

[docholly]

Originally Posted by Mr. Blue

LOL, it's kind of like dueling banjos, only with quotes, umm...must be a southern thing.

that's pretty fucking funny and i was just practicing my "quotability* usage.

[ClickBuster]

Originally Posted by Greenguy

If this thread has taught us anything, it's how to properly reply to other posts with quotes

I have to print this on a T-Shirt

[Useless]

I suppose I should post my closing comments or everyone will assume that I'm sitting somewhere, punching my scruffy testicles until my knuckles bleed, while screaming "IT RUBS THE FUCKING LOTION ON ITS SKIN" at the wife.

As some of you know, I enjoy volleying insults to and fro. It's the great American pastime, after all. It effects me not, what Jay thinks of me, as I am sure this is a reciprocal relationship. Neither of us really know who the other is and don't care to know and that's just fine. Much of this thread has given me a few laughs. And again, I wouldn't besurprised if Jay laughed quite a few times himself. However, you all know very well that I react quite differently when a friend is insulted. I know Chop certainly doesn't need any of help with any battle (especially with my highly refined manner of worsening things), but I like to support my friends - I'm still fucked up that way. I'm not one to sit idly by when I have so many wonderful things to add to an argument.

Anyway, I guess this onboard brawl is over for now. I'll hold my tongue and not resond the long list of bullshit names (racist, ignorant, drunken, etc) Jay called my buddy Chop. The sheep can go on loving and respecting Jay for being another fool who was lucky enough to get in the business when he did so he can continue to treat you all like little half-retarded puppies.