i wonder how many sponsor hits a day GREENGUY sends

[kristian]

Originally Posted by Wazza

[insert laughs where appropriate]

it wasn't the same tree |viking|

[Alphawolf]

Most useless thread in gg&j history.

[kristian]

The history of the internet possibly...

[Greenguy]

Well, if you all would stop posting to it & bumping it up so that people think there's something going on in here.....

NO WAIT!

[kristian]

You had a homer moment

[Alphawolf]

Let's start a story. I'll begin.

Once upon a time, in a land far away there was a princess who....

[kristian]

...thought Alpha Wolf was guy.
































































j/k

[kristian]

Oh dear, I think I've hurt AWs feelings

[Useless]

Originally Posted by Alphawolf

Once upon a time, in a land far away there was a princess who....

...was locked in a castle tower by Cleo, the omnipotent ruler of Perversion. Queen Cleo kept the princess for her own amusement. When Cleo first captured the princess three years earlier, she had not yet had her breast augmentation surgery and still looked rather manly.

[Cleo]

Look for new content coming next month…

[Greenguy]

OK - enough's enough

[Linkster]

Actually I happen to KNOW how much GG sends to a sponsor - but Im not gonna tell

And if we are going to get a damn princess - I get first dibs on the ribs

|linkster

[Alphawolf]

Originally Posted by kristian

Oh dear, I think I've hurt AWs feelings

Respect your elders, poopie head.

[Wazza]

Originally Posted by kristian

...thought Alpha Wolf was guy.
































































j/k

You stole my bit!

"oh no, he's killed the original Alfalfa!"

|viking|

[Greenguy]

If I posted "OK - enough's enough" with this would you guys stop posting to this thread?

[Alphawolf]

Originally Posted by Greenguy

If I posted "OK - enough's enough" with this would you guys stop posting to this thread?

You just bumped it again. LOL.

Okie dokie...

RIP useless viking kristians little 'font' thread...

Lock it up.

[Chop Smith]

Originally Posted by Greenguy

If I posted "OK - enough's enough" with this would you guys stop posting to this thread?

I hear you, but Gabbo has not spoken a single word in this thread. He said that Greenguy was not sending enough hits to sponsors and that he need to tighten his jock strap.

[dillinger]

this has got to stop

next one to bump this will be an ugly ass licking gobling

[Mishi]

Originally Posted by kristian

A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and
found his name missing from the town register. His wife
insisted on complaining to the local civic official who
apologized profusely, saying, "I must have taken Leif off
my census."

|viking|

(You got me.)

[Mishi]

Originally Posted by grandmascrotum

Of course, we could do Viking poetry
http://www.vikinganswerlady.com/meters.htm

Boyish you were, bane of, staying,
barest wolf-greed, men unruly;
helmsman ran with hostile thinking,
high-ship-front's, from you and country

Or Vogon poetry:

O Feedled Gruntbuggly,
? ... Thy nacturations are to me!
As plurdled gabbleblochits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I emplore thee, my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles
or I will rend thee in gabberwarts with my burglecruncheon,
See if I don't!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
*Dashes off to hide self in towel...*

[Mishi]

Originally Posted by dillinger

this has got to stop

next one to bump this will be an ugly ass licking gobling

Oh crap, I didn't read ahead.