What a fucking tool...

[communicate]

Originally Posted by SheepGuy

Fuck, who brought Sheep into this ????
And rugby for that matter Rugby is a damn fine brutal sport like hockey, that I used to play when I needed to get my rage out or cure my hangover, or both.
You might be able to tell from my avatar that I wasn't a winger, I ran those fuckers over, and 118 kilos just means you're too fat to move away from your puter.
But fuck? What's with the sheep?

huh? where in the fucking world is 118kg too fat when you play rugby league? you must be thinking of that other fairy sport, rugby union. 118kg in rugby union is fat... you can't GET fat playing league... it's the running game, doofus.

118 kg is ideal at 6"4

(not so great if you are only 4"10 but.....)

sheep? who mentioned sheep? what sheep?

anyway, like i said, that was in the last season... now i weigh less but with more fat.... ANYWAY, WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT MY BODY FOR? YOUR THE ONE EXPOSING YOUR FAT DATE!

[Useless]

Originally Posted by communicate

what the fuck are you talking about you grubby little homo?

Gay bashing is not tolerated in this industry, so I'll kindly ask you to stop sounding your homophobia here.

Originally Posted by communicate

what PR0 ????? where is this PR0 you speak of?
fucking idiot...

On that shitty little toy shop of yours. You know, the one you were requesting to purchase traffic for...

Originally Posted by communicate

It's fuckwits like you that used to be the school bully,

Those here whom have met me are getting a chuckle out of this.

Originally Posted by communicate

butting yourself into every conversation because you think, like DrB, that the universe revolves around you, whilst everyone else actually learned something and made something out of themselves.

And we've stumbled upon another point of agreement, since I did quite admittedly butt into this conversation. Though I don't necessarily believe that the universe revolves around me - that's just silly. I don't have the gravitational force necessary for such a feat, so really, I can't make anything revolve around me. I do believe, as the Hopi did, that where ever I am, that point is the center of the universe. If everything else in the universe chooses to revolve around that point, well - there's nothing that I can really do about that.

Originally Posted by communicate

and now you are an adult, and i DO use that term loosely, you think you are still the man.

Wait, let me check. Yup, still got the twig and berries.

Originally Posted by communicate

...my guess is your father probably used to beat the shit out of you for being a little smart ass, and that's where your inferiority complex stems from.

Wrong again. He was too busy beating my mother. Bet you feel dumb. And I don't feel inferior at all - certainly not to you. I'm not here struggling to make a point. I'm just chatting. So, I'm not sure where this diagnosis is coming from.

Originally Posted by communicate

well you know something, useless? you don't know everything, you don't have the answer to everything,

This is true. I don't know why my balls itch so much or why finger nails grow. I also don't understand how a professed SEO cannot achieve a measly PR1 on a domain's root after six months of marketing and optimizing.

Originally Posted by communicate

you aren't even that bright... I would suggest that you probably have an IQ of a fucking field mouse at the very most,

Is my ignorance really that obvious? This is something I'll need to work on. I'm sitting here, watching my spelling and punctuation - editing and re-editing, yet I'm still appallingly ignorant. Damn.

Originally Posted by communicate

and a serious case of small man syndrome to boot.

First I'm the school bully, now I have a Napoleon Complex (that's the technical name for it, btw)? Speaking of boots, do Aussies refer to a car's rear compartment as a "boot" too? I once owned an '85 Jaguar XJ6 (I loved that car, even if you see it as some kind of validation of my Napoleon Complex - sorry, small man syndrome). Anyway, I always got a small chuckle when the owner's manual would refer to the boot. Of course, we stupid Yanks call that a trunk. But that was due to the fact that, in the days of the horse and buggy, a passenger's luggage trunks were lashed to rear of the buggy. But I digress...

Originally Posted by communicate

your comebacks are not funny, nor do they have a point.

Then I apologize. I'll work on the funny. I can't do much about creating a point though. You don't have any other purpose here other than simply insulting the good doctor and yet you expect ME to be the one with a point? That's not fair at all.

Originally Posted by communicate

you just trade blows like a punch-drunk boxer.

No one serves punch anymore. I like Guiness. Could you change that to Guiness-drunk boxer?

Originally Posted by communicate

you have your little fan club but that's not enough to win the round - you actually need intelligence to do that, which is something god really fucked you over on, isn't it?

I'm an aethiest - so I fucked him right back.

Originally Posted by communicate

did you hate being the dunce at school? i could see you joining a gang or something so you don't have to stand alone...
you would always have your homies at your side to spur you on. you live in a world of pack mentality, and you will die alone when the rest of the morons around you eventually grow up. but you won't, will you? you'll be a bald, retarded little hobbit the rest of your life.

What, are you like 15, 16 years old? Same old blah bla-fucking-blah over and over again. Seriously, you're beginning to bore me. You argue like a chimpanzee. Throw some poo. Jerk off. Throw more poo.

Originally Posted by communicate

How about thinking to yourself, 'why am i even commenting on this whole issue?... I don't know the people involved, never met them, don't know if they are stand up people or not, this is not about me at all, maybe i should just take a backseat for a change instead of trying to be the DrB's champion and all round hero of the greenguy forum'...

Trust me, lover, DrB doesn't need me to be his champion. I'm here for my own amusement. I, we - find you amusing. You're like a little rat racing through the labrynth in search of the cheese. Except, for this experiment, the rat has been shaved, has three broken legs, and one of the lab assistants ate the cheese. Poor little rat.

Originally Posted by communicate

Unfortunately I don't think you will take this advice... but hey! I don't fucking care what you do, buddy.. I'm off for a swim.

If you don't care, then why such a long and meaningless attempt at a retort? I care. I'm a caring kind of guy. I want you to like me, love me, rub cocunut cream on my testes while whispering, "I want to go camping".

Enjoy your swim!

[Dr Bizzaro]

What is this GFY?
Not only are we entertaining this foolish nonsense but we’re stooping to this moron’s level of name calling?

I called this guy out on the boards because he was an immature asshole when I was nothing but cordial.
He and I both know that I never lied or altered the email at all. That is a fact. (Justin, it doesn’t matter how many times you say it, no one here is going to believe you.)
He’s obviously embarrassed because he over reacted in his initial response to me, made a fool of himself by coming here and on top of it all makes it painfully clear that he’s lying.

His only defense at this point is to act like a child, throw his hissy-fit and call people names. Most of which are Australian slang, which we have to look up in the Urban Dictionary.
(Like we’d take any offence to them anyway.)

Plus, if he has this much time to waste coming to the boards to call people names, (In all caps, no less) we know that he does not have a lot of work to do.

Why are we wasting this much time with this?

[Dr Bizzaro]

Originally Posted by Dr Bizzaro

Why are we wasting this much time with this?

I mean other than the entertainment value for Useless. But now even HE is getting bored.

[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by Dr Bizzaro

...Most of which are Australian slang, which we have to look up in the Urban Dictionary...

I'm using a book titled "Great Aussie Slang"

This guy is a ningnong that's off his kadoova. I hope all his chooks turn into emus and knock his dunny door down!

[SirMoby]

Originally Posted by Dr Bizzaro

Why are we wasting this much time with this?

I'm doing some very repetitive manual entry work that has to be done by hand and it gets a little tedious. This idiot provided me with a bit of laughter which I needed last night There's nothing he could do to anger me in any way possible but if he's going to let us laugh at him then it's a fun thread

[Jim]

I read this when you first posted it, Doctor. For some reason, I decided to read the whole thing this morning. That is about 45 mins I won't get back.

[GonZo]

Originally Posted by SirMoby

"and decided to act like a spoiled child when he didn't get the answer that he wanted ..."

Communicate, I'd be happy to buy you a beer. If you're this entertaining when you're sober I'd love to see you drunk

I think he was at the Pai Gow table screaming at Esmerelda.

[Simon IA Cash]

Originally Posted by communicate

You are truly a prime example of why the English sent you fuckwits off to a cold wintery climate and sent us to paradise instead.

However much our climate may be "wintery", that the British made an err in judgment about where to shipped their criminals is no fault of Canada's.

[communicate]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Gay bashing is not tolerated in this industry, so I'll kindly ask you to stop sounding your homophobia here.
On that shitty little toy shop of yours. You know, the one you were requesting to purchase traffic for...
Those here whom have met me are getting a chuckle out of this.
And we've stumbled upon another point of agreement, since I did quite admittedly butt into this conversation. Though I don't necessarily believe that the universe revolves around me - that's just silly. I don't have the gravitational force necessary for such a feat, so really, I can't make anything revolve around me. I do believe, as the Hopi did, that where ever I am, that point is the center of the universe. If everything else in the universe chooses to revolve around that point, well - there's nothing that I can really do about that.
Wait, let me check. Yup, still got the twig and berries.
Wrong again. He was too busy beating my mother. Bet you feel dumb. And I don't feel inferior at all - certainly not to you. I'm not here struggling to make a point. I'm just chatting. So, I'm not sure where this diagnosis is coming from.
This is true. I don't know why my balls itch so much or why finger nails grow. I also don't understand how a professed SEO cannot achieve a measly PR1 on a domain's root after six months of marketing and optimizing.
Is my ignorance really that obvious? This is something I'll need to work on. I'm sitting here, watching my spelling and punctuation - editing and re-editing, yet I'm still appallingly ignorant. Damn.
First I'm the school bully, now I have a Napoleon Complex (that's the technical name for it, btw)? Speaking of boots, do Aussies refer to a car's rear compartment as a "boot" too? I once owned an '85 Jaguar XJ6 (I loved that car, even if you see it as some kind of validation of my Napoleon Complex - sorry, small man syndrome). Anyway, I always got a small chuckle when the owner's manual would refer to the boot. Of course, we stupid Yanks call that a trunk. But that was due to the fact that, in the days of the horse and buggy, a passenger's luggage trunks were lashed to rear of the buggy. But I digress...
Then I apologize. I'll work on the funny. I can't do much about creating a point though. You don't have any other purpose here other than simply insulting the good doctor and yet you expect ME to be the one with a point? That's not fair at all.
No one serves punch anymore. I like Guiness. Could you change that to Guiness-drunk boxer?
I'm an aethiest - so I fucked him right back.
What, are you like 15, 16 years old? Same old blah bla-fucking-blah over and over again. Seriously, you're beginning to bore me. You argue like a chimpanzee. Throw some poo. Jerk off. Throw more poo.
Trust me, lover, DrB doesn't need me to be his champion. I'm here for my own amusement. I, we - find you amusing. You're like a little rat racing through the labrynth in search of the cheese. Except, for this experiment, the rat has been shaved, has three broken legs, and one of the lab assistants ate the cheese. Poor little rat.
If you don't care, then why such a long and meaningless attempt at a retort? I care. I'm a caring kind of guy. I want you to like me, love me, rub cocunut cream on my testes while whispering, "I want to go camping".

Enjoy your swim!

just to clear one little issue up for you, which you seem unable to grasp... wildnwicked.com has a PR5

not that pagerank is significant, but I get sick of your bs about PR0 or PR1...

your responses are slightly better this time around... did your mommy help you with that? or did you spend the last 5 hours typing that out?

Either way, I hope you enjoy the respect of your peers (YOUR peers, not mine) for your lightening fast responses and debonaire wit. Water finds it's own level, so you really do fit in with this forum... good to see the pack mentality is still working for you.

Anyway, write what you like after this, as I will be closing this account. I'm sure you can entertain your net-friends (pfft) for a while.

BTW, the US has more pedophiles, animal fuckers, rapists, serial killers and junkies than the entire population of Australia - congratulations on that..... keep up the good work... USA! USA! USA!

[Useless]

Originally Posted by communicate

BTW, the US has more pedophiles, animal fuckers, rapists, serial killers and junkies than the entire population of Australia - congratulations on that..... keep up the good work... USA! USA! USA!

Did you enjoy your swim?

[communicate]

Originally Posted by Dr Bizzaro

What is this GFY?
Not only are we entertaining this foolish nonsense but we’re stooping to this moron’s level of name calling?

I called this guy out on the boards because he was an immature asshole when I was nothing but cordial.
He and I both know that I lied and altered the email. That is a fact. (Justin, it doesn’t matter how many times you say it, no one here is going to believe you.)
He’s obviously embarrassed because he over reacted in his initial response to me, made a fool of himself by coming here and on top of it all makes it painfully clear that I'm lying.

His only defense at this point is to act like a child, throw his hissy-fit and call people names. Most of which are Australian slang, which we have to look up in the Urban Dictionary.
(Like we’d take any offence to them anyway.)

Plus, if he has this much time to waste coming to the boards to call people names, (In all caps, no less) we know that he does not have a lot of work to do, blah blah blah

Why are we wasting this much time with this?

I don't know... because what it all comes down to is this:

1. i think you were fucking rude to me
2. you think i was rude to you
3. you couldn't leave well-enough alone and you had to post it here
4. i couldn't leave well-enough alone and i had to have my say
5. other fuckwits in this forum had to have THEIR opinions
6. and this is how we start wars...

So, let me end this by saying:

1. Americans are arrogant cunts who think the world revolves around their fat fucking asses
2. Australians are beer drinking, swearing bastards who don't give a fuck what anyone else thinks
3. Canadians got fucked over by the English and think they should be here in Australia rather than in arctic fucking conditions
4. People who live their lives in forums are just plain fucked in the head with no fucking friends and small cocks.
5. god hates homos... but doesn't mind tabouille

end of discussion *** thread closed

[Useless]

At 6:46pm EST

Originally Posted by communicate

Anyway, write what you like after this, as I will be closing this account. I'm sure you can entertain your net-friends (pfft) for a while.

At 6:56pm EST

Originally Posted by communicate

So, let me end this by saying:

What a surprise that a homophobic, nationalistic cunt like you couldn't keep your word. And readying your next reply...

[communicate]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

At 6:46pm EST

At 6:56pm EST

What a surprise that a homophobic, nationalistic cunt like you couldn't keep your word. And you are continuing to view this thread...

of course i am... i like hearing your response to the last message.... what can i say... i'm human after all...

i think it's a bit silly for you to call ME nationalistic when all americans are fucking fruitloops when it comes to national pride (and gay pride).

but anyway, truth is i'm not homophobic. i couldn't care less what you and your 'wife' get up to in private...

why do you keep replying anyway? i'm going to fuck off, why don't you? you just want the last word don't you? lol

have it, ya bit sooky la-la

[communicate]

Originally Posted by communicate

of course i am... i like hearing your response to the last message.... what can i say... i'm human after all...

i think it's a bit silly for you to call ME nationalistic when all americans are fucking fruitloops when it comes to national pride (and gay pride).

but anyway, truth is i'm not homophobic. i couldn't care less what you and your 'wife' get up to in private...

why do you keep replying anyway? i'm going to fuck off, why don't you? you just want the last word don't you? lol

have it, ya bit sooky la-la

big, even

[Thumbler]

REAL men play Union

[babymaker]

holy crap a long thread i didn't read most of it, but was funny been along time since i saw UW go after someone

[GonZo]

Originally Posted by communicate

I don't know... because what it all comes down to is this:

1. i think you were fucking rude to me
2. you think i was rude to you
3. you couldn't leave well-enough alone and you had to post it here
4. i couldn't leave well-enough alone and i had to have my say
5. other fuckwits in this forum had to have THEIR opinions
6. and this is how we start wars...

So, let me end this by saying:

1. Americans are arrogant cunts who think the world revolves around their fat fucking asses
2. Australians are beer drinking, swearing bastards who don't give a fuck what anyone else thinks
3. Canadians got fucked over by the English and think they should be here in Australia rather than in arctic fucking conditions
4. People who live their lives in forums are just plain fucked in the head with no fucking friends and small cocks.
5. god hates homos... but doesn't mind tabouille

end of discussion *** thread closed

Gimmick infringemnt strike #2!!!

FREE GREG "Shiraz" Lasardo and ScottPB!!!

[BuddyChrist]

I Am Everywhere

[Bluey]

Gee i hope everybody doesnt judge all Australians,
by how this penut communicate has carried on ......

This bloke has had way to much red cordial.

Get it through his head he has fucked up, gone way to far.

Apologize and move on.

All this fucker is doing is giving Australia a bad name.

Pull your fucken head in communicate, stop acting like a kid.
You are making a fuckwit of yourself and our country.......

[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by AA.

Gee i hope everybody doesnt judge all Australians, ......

Most of us - myself included - know that not all Aussies are like this drongo.

For the most part, you're a good bunch of blokes

[murray]

Originally Posted by BuddyChrist

I Am Everywhere

HAHAHAH

[Selenia]

This was a beautiful thread to wake up to. ROFL.

[selena]

I gotta say that this is the best breakfast-reading thread that I have read in a long time.

I only wish DD would have posted in it.

He's my hero.

Plus I was all curious what that guy was on it about not bringing DD into it, or there being a fight.

[SirMoby]

Originally Posted by selena

I gotta say that this is the best breakfast-reading thread that I have read in a long time.

The thought of waking up and having breakfast with you just made my nipples hard. Is that wrong?