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			 I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 Luckily I wasn't sucked in, having previously PM'd 2 board members with strange requests after that sparky done this trick in his sig lol 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 You can now put whatever you want in this space :) 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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		 Iv' been offline for a while due to continuing problems with my system and when I just checked the board I saw this thread title, it freaked me out LOL, I was starting to doubt my sanity  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos! 
			
			
		
			
			
								
		
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			 Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos! 
			
			
		
			
			
								
		
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		 koolkat, this is pretty funny 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 You can now put whatever you want in this space :) 
			
			
		
			
			
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			 Rock stars ... is there anything they don't know? 
			
			
		
			
			
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			 A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 Actually it is funny....I sat here and read it all.....lol.. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Damn it! I freaked out when I read that, I didn't call anyone. Then I read some of the posts....  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I understand, you just jerking off. But it was nice!  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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	I think , it works some times.... So I was need try it! I know it's not good way, to disturb big guys. But I like this joke! Are you really think what i belive, you going to ask for me some sponsor? Anyway I love your joke about me!  | 
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			 And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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		 15 minutes ago seen what it really is......................... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I have been ignoring this thread for way too long.. so there. I have posted in it and i can now move on! HAHA 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Christ, that just fucked with my head. I *just* registered on the board, and see the thread "PhoneSexChick just called me" 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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