Spitoons!

[GunnCat]

Now I know 98% of you probably don't have this problem, but I wanted to offer it up to the public as a great goddamned idea. Feel free to sell it to whomever you want!
See the problem is if you dip or chew tobacco, you have to spit it somewhere(unless you're my neighbor who actually swallows the shit). Someone should make a spitoon cover that would go over a 1 liter water bottle(the ones with the big mouths). There's nothing more disgusting than seeing a dip bottle after a few days. To illustrate this point I have attched an image.
Please someone invent one of these and make some quick money!