Welcome to Snowed in Saturday

[docholly]

Which is the only reason I can think of why you East Coasters/Euros haven't started the AM thread...

So Good Morning...

I have a party to go to tonight with a theme "The Nightmare Before Christmas" due to the Economic meltdown. Yes I'll be taking pictures and it should be fun...

Have a safe Saturday.. and make some $$$

[hashbury]

Good Morning All
I think its going to be a rough day.

[MrMaryLou]

Good Morning from Winter Wonderland

[Tekster]

Good Morning Everyone, OTB and tree decorating today.

[Maj. Stress]

Morning everyone
I'm up way to early today but lots to do. Hopefully I will find time for OTB today.

[Simon]

Good morning world

Just back from a morning at the flea market, grabbed some fresh veggies for the week and did some xmas shopping. Now time to get some work done so I can hit OTB later today.

See some of ya in the chatroom.

[pc]

Good Morning All.
Snow is here also, about 2-3 inch.
I don't know if I make it on OTB , friends coming over and my father is bringing his dog for next week because he's leaving to Canada for a week.

Maj.Stress I hope you gonna make a good deal on triplexworld with Lowry.

[digifan]

Good day folks.

[RedCherry]

Morning all

Finished up my re-design of xXx Porn Tastic yesterday. It is the first time I've put a hardcore ad on the index page, so testing that out. I also pulled off all the dead links to free sites from hosted free sites by Chop Smith. Now I'm just adding new links to new sponsors.

Thank God for GG's stats, that has helped a lot with where can I go to get sponsors in this niche question. That and my usual submits and oblivion playing is on tap for today.

Have a good one all.

[bluebrit]

Good morning all

Do you ever get emails that actually make you smile?
I got an email containing these and thought you'd like them.

Signs To Make You Smile !


Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals--on Wheels
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At a Proctologist's door:
To expedite your visit, please back in.
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On another Plumber's truck:
Don't sleep with a drip; Call your plumber!
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On a Church's Billboard:
7 days without God makes one weak.
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At a Towing company:
We don't charge an arm and a leg: We want tows.
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On an Electrician's truck:
Let Us Remove Your Shorts
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On a Maternity Room door:
Push. Push. Push!
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At an Optometrist's Office:
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
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On a Taxidermist's window:
We really know our stuff.
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On a Fence:
Salesmen Welcome! Dog Food Is Expensive!
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At a Car Dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet: miss a car payment.
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
No appointment necessary; We hear you coming.
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
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At the Electric Company
We will be de-lighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be.
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In a Restaurant window:
Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
Drive carefully! We'll wait...
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Chicago radiator shop:
Best place in town to take a leak
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Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
CAUTION - This Truck is Full of Political Promises

Have a good one all

[JackDaniel's]

Good Morning Everyone

[Useless]

I've spent a little over two hours snowblowing. I've decided not to clear my two neighbors' sidewalks, as I have every year, since they don't seem to be considerate enough to tell their plow driver (douche, asshole, cunt, cocksucker) to not put a snowbank through my fence, though I've gently complained about it every mother fucking year. They'll learn when my dogs get out and shit in their yards.

[Cleo]

Originally Posted by docholly

Which is the only reason I can think of why you East Coasters/Euros haven't started the AM thread...

Yeah that was it, snowed in.

Up really early, food, espresso, shower, gym, ATM, (no not that kind of ATM) grocery store, clean bird cage, clean patio, feed animals, put food, drinks, snacks out for the humans, take another shower, and finally post in morning thread.

I feel exhausted. Time to relax before guests start dropping by.

[bDok]

Morning. Just getting up. Have some semi little cold going right now. Nothing that's taking me out. Sleeping in I'm hoping has helped things.

Going to go get a book on CD at the Library for the drive tomorrow. Then later today it's time to go to holiday parties. I'd really just actually like to sit and work a little, listen to music, and watch a bunch of TV shows I have queued up. I guess that can wait though until after xmas.

Have a good saturday everyone.

[scarlettohara]

sounds a boreing life when you have snow

[Torn Rose]

It is still snowing/blowing here, we have no clue what to actually expect, I've never seen so many local weather experts come out and actually say on tv "We have no idea what is going to happen". This is pretty crazy here, they are saying it’s the worse winter since 2004 for the area, the mountains we expect 20"+ a day, but down here “on the floor” we hardly ever get snow and when we do its gone within 2 hours until this year. They keep pushing the 40F days 1 day farther away which irks me since I want this white crap gone for good.

We watched “House of Saddam” last night and wow didn’t see that ending coming. We both liked it, but I find it unfortunate that they really sugar coated Saddam’s sons antics and they made his first wife and daughters out to be victims when they was just as bad as the rest, but still, it was a good 4 hour movie.

[LeRoy]

Good morning my snow shoveling porn buddies. I have quite a bit of work to do around the house. Hopefully build a page or two.

Hope everyone has a nice day.

Nice redesign on xXx Porntastic Red Cherry

[Dollpix]

Good morning to ya'll from warm Alabama! No here!
No dildos, no porn movies, no...... blah blah blah.
Hope everybody has a great Caturday!

[Cleo]

Originally Posted by Dollpix

No dildos, no porn movies, no......

This is why the Flying Spaghetti Monster created cucumbers.

[John-ACWM]

That should be a fun party, we all expect your promised pictures. Have fun!

[Dollpix]

Originally Posted by Cleo

This is why the Flying Spaghetti Monster created cucumbers.

I especially like the nice smooth waxed ones from Winn Dixie!
One doesn't even want to use one of those prickly ones right
out of the garden! OUCH!

[NY Jester]

"It's beginning to look alot like Christmas, everywhere I go...frikken foot of snow will do that to a person. Ugg spent most of last night digging out cause it seems my town's plow drivers dont understand that the curb doesnt start in the middle of the frikken road...

Finished up shopping today and Im trying to catch the Cowbo game, I think I will watch it on nfl.com/live 'cause going out tonight doenst seem to be agreeing with me.


Have a fun and profit filled weekend everyone.

Originally Posted by Cleo

This is why the Flying Spaghetti Monster created cucumbers.

Ahh, the ole FSM - what a wonderous creature

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I've spent a little over two hours snowblowing.

..and boy are your lips tired

[JustRobert]

Good Eve
Dentist first thing in the morning and then went Holiday shopping right after. Why in the hell did I agree to do that with my wife

[Preacher]

I'm up in Grass Valley. I've seen snow! In California no less.

One of the biggest reasons we're up here may get rained out tomorrow.

Oh well.

[Mike-mijen]

Good Sunday To Everyone!
Peace Mike