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2005-09-23, 08:57 PM
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A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
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Why won't "come" as "cum" just die?!
Anyone else extremely tired of seeing cum being used as come in a terrible pun as old as the internet itself?
ie: Cum and watch our beautiful models. If you cum to our site you'll see more movies like these. etc. etc. |
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2005-09-23, 09:22 PM
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LOL - I'm guilty of that more often than not
 I usually use it as a double meaning tho, not just to replace c-o-m-e. ie: "Cum with the hotties at paysite.com" not "Cum and see the hotties at paysite.com". Do you see the difference? why? well I just like the word spelled like that - it's so, well, suggestive  don't forget, what may seem old to us may be titillating for a surfer. I use as many dirty words as I can Ponygirl |
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2005-09-23, 09:27 PM
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
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Oh cum on now…
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2005-09-23, 09:40 PM
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If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English
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I don't see this thread going anywhere, but I didn't see it cumming either.
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2005-09-23, 09:40 PM
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Oh no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert
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It's definetly one of my pet peeves in adult. I put it right up there with "how r u". Which isn't pertinent to adult, but it still bugs me.
As do online vampire role players who "smyle". |
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2005-09-23, 09:47 PM
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Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs!
Join Date: May 2004
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Cum cum now...how r u going to cum to such a silly cumclusion
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2005-09-23, 09:50 PM
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Someone Turn Off The Damn Heat!
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shit, i gotta go find some new cum galleries to get surfers interested in cum to cum to my tgp
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2005-09-23, 09:58 PM
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you know, I love that word so much I think I'm gonna....ok well we won't go there
Ponygirl |
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2005-09-23, 10:02 PM
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No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you
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You have to admit though as we progress more and more of our audience will have been weened on internet shorthand and chat speak. lol lmao afk ttly to name a few. But yeah the cum one is definitely well used!
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2005-09-23, 10:26 PM
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No offence Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must have been out taking a whizz
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I don't understand so much of what my viewers say in cam shows. They are all hip to the latest stupid-ass abbreviations, so I like look a confused old lady on WebTV when they have to school me on what everything means.
I've always been one for complete sentences, decent spelling and grammar, and real words, but I'm surely in the minority of internet users. |
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2005-09-24, 12:57 AM
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The sun? That's the hottest place on Earth
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what's this complete sentence thing you're talking about...I used to be really bad at flipping back and forth between English and internet English when I was writing but I can pretty much do everything from send an email to my boss (day job) to talk likE tHiS U No?????
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2005-09-24, 02:13 AM
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HEY NOW!
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there is a party in your mouth and we are all gonna cum... or are we all gonna come? maybe just some of us are gonna cum.... or come for that matter... who cares, we are having a party
 I personally love a really bad pun.... it is the dumb asses that use come instead of cum that piss me off "watch me shoot come all over her face" fuckin' morons
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2005-09-24, 03:04 AM
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If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance
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2005-09-24, 08:01 AM
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Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer.
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How cum this bothers you so much?
I'm just wondering how many people that have English as a second language see "cum" being used all the time and are now writing it else where  |
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2005-09-24, 08:53 AM
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I Love Turkish Delight, they're very moreish.
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The abbreviation will never go away. Its just plain easier to write, and spell cum than come.
Come has 33% more letters than cum, and cum has 25% less letters than come. I need to get out more. 
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2005-09-24, 10:42 AM
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NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them.
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2005-09-24, 12:21 PM
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Lord help me, I'm just not that bright
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lol, using cum is a bit silly
however, I typically use it because it sticks out. Most surfers scan text and don't really spend time reading whatever you have written - whether it is a large, quick text link or a long paragraph of text. Cum gets their attention, is more playful and more sexually related. I think some people get confused when someone uses "come" when reffering to semen. |
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2005-09-24, 03:33 PM
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I always thought that this is why you will see words misspelled on tours and whatnot - it catches the eye. If cum is what they're thinking of when they surf porn, then their eye will pick that out as an aside, I just looked at my last submit & I did use both 'cum' and 'come' on it Ponygirl |
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2005-09-25, 10:29 AM
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I Love Turkish Delight, they're very moreish.
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Use it - it might increase your incum
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2005-09-26, 06:58 PM
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A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
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The same as using "kewl" for "cool". A magazine I sunscribe to uses that word (kewl) constantly, and that drives me crazier than "cum"! (of which I am also guilty of over-using)
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2005-09-26, 09:33 PM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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There is a street and a GO (Government of Ontario) transit station in Toronto called (no shit) Old Cummer! I'll stop when they change the name to Old Commer!!! ---art
P.S. ... and don't get me started about Coxwell subway station. |
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2005-09-27, 06:36 AM
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Lord help me, I'm just not that bright
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you cum, we cum, everybody cum cum
i couldnt sleep all night... can you tell |
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2005-09-27, 12:44 PM
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Internet! Is that thing still around?
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2005-09-27, 03:04 PM
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Someone Turn Off The Damn Heat!
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hey beefcake
where ya been????
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2005-09-27, 03:09 PM
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They have the Internet on computers, now?
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It's funny that no one's mentioned its value as a keyword. Using "cum" instead of come could bring in a few extra search engine hits.
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