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I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES
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iTit
ANNOUNCEMENT
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This has been hailed as a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. 
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2008-08-29, 07:09 AM
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And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest
energy source there is. Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Kansas City
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lol
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2008-08-29, 07:12 AM
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Banned
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LOL, where can we pre-order!?!
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2008-08-29, 07:27 AM
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Perverted Empress
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sign me up!
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2008-08-29, 08:26 AM
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Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button
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