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2011-04-16, 03:01 AM | #1 |
Women might be able to fake orgasms But men can fake whole relationships
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Good Morning 1286500121...er...8437243009...fuck it...SATURDAY!
Just in From NOLA
Fucking Southwest and their cracking planes, two hours late on my direct to NOLA, 3 hrs late on my Return to Weather Heaven....trust me I've been everywhere and South Florida is the best I was totin' my pack along the long dusty Winnemucca road, When along came a semi with a high an' canvas-covered load. "If you're goin' to Winnemucca, Mack, with me you can ride." And so I climbed into the cab and then I settled down inside. He asked me if I'd seen a road with so much dust and sand. And I said, "Listen, I've traveled every road in this here land!" I've been everywhere, man. I've been everywhere, man. Crossed the desert's bare, man. I've breathed the mountain air, man. Of travel I've had my share, man. I've been everywhere. I've been to: Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota, Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota, Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma, Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma, Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo, Tocapillo, Baranquilla, and Perdilla, I'm a killer. I've been everywhere, man. I've been everywhere, man. Crossed the desert's bare, man. I've breathed the mountain air, man. Of travel I've had my share, man. I've been everywhere. I've been to: Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana, Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana, Monterey, Faraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa, Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa, Tennessee, Hennessey, Chicopee, Spirit Lake, Grand Lake, Devils Lake, Crater Lake, for Pete's sake. I've been everywhere, man. I've been everywhere, man. Crossed the desert's bare, man. I've breathed the mountain air, man. Of travel I've had my share, man. I've been everywhere. I've been to: Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika, Schefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica, Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport, Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond du Lac, Davenport, Idaho, Jellico, Argentina, Diamantina, Pasadena, Catalina, see what I mean-a. I've been everywhere, man. I've been everywhere, man. Crossed the desert's bare, man. I've breathed the mountain air, man. Of travel I've had my share, man. I've been everywhere. I've been to: Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravelbourg, Colorado, Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado, Larimore, Admore, Haverstraw, Chatanika, Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska, Opelika, Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City, Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City, what a pity. |
2011-04-16, 04:09 AM | #2 |
Former pr0n slinger.
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A good moning to you all!
I'm a bit surprised to see a morning when it's actually morning over here Already up since 7:30 AM, which is very early for me, to give the son his bottle. One of the TV stations had "Magnum PI" on. Boy, did that take me back in time I'm going to play my first soccer game in 7 months this afternoon. I just hope my ankle will do fine. Other than that I've got nothing. |
2011-04-16, 07:19 AM | #3 | |
Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Southeast Florida
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Just opening my eyes...
Still looking at places to stay in the Keys for a few days. The only time Christy can get away is the weekend of Easter. Not sure if a lot of people go to the Keys for Easter but it does seem like a lot of places or booked so it may not be the best time to go. While reading reviews I found this one that really stood out. Quote:
Smut, gym, errands, more smut is today's agenda. |
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2011-04-16, 07:36 AM | #4 |
Shift Out / X-On
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Good morning all Some off line errands for me, pay bills then haunting for food at local Wegmans. Tonight more upgrading to my scripts. Have a good day everyone.
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2011-04-16, 08:51 AM | #5 |
You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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Good morning.
I think today is an eBay day. I sold a few items and made a small dent a few weeks ago but there is more crap to be sold. Other than that, I will likely play cards tonight with some friends. Have a great day! |
2011-04-16, 10:22 AM | #6 |
You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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Good Morning and Happy Saturday Everyone!
I prefer this version... I was havin’ me a burger In a dirty greasy spoon café I was eatin it with relish When a man beside me turned to say What’s that pubic hair Doin layin on your bun I said I never saw it sittin there Are sure it’s really one He stood up on the counter And said now look here Blair I’ve traveled all over this country And I’ve seen pubic hair I’ve seen pubic hair man And I’ve never liked’em there man I’ve even got my share man Beneath my underwear man Stickin out here and there man I’ve seen pubic hair I’ve seen great ones, straight ones, on my dinner plate ones, Long ones, strong ones, little curly blonde ones Red ones, dead ones, layin on the head ones Black ones, brown ones, little ducky down ones Short ones, thick ones, growin from your dick ones, Growin ones, showin ones, flowin ones, blowin ones. I’ve seen pubic hair man And I’ve never liked’em there man I’ve even got my share man Beneath my underwear man Stickin out here and there man I’ve seen pubic hair I’ve seen bushy ones, pushy ones, up against your mushy ones, Slave ones, save ones, floatin in your gravy ones, Pretty ones, dirty ones, fluffin up your birdy ones, Neat ones, sweet ones, on a toilet seat ones, Heffer ones, whipper ones, catch’em in your zipper ones, Throw’em ones, show’em ones, flowin ones, glowin ones. I’ve seen pubic hair man And I’ve never liked’em there man I’ve even got my share man Beneath my underwear man Stickin out here and there man I’ve seen pubic hair I’ve seen bit ones, lit ones, around your sphincter lip ones, Dear ones, queer ones, find’em in your beer ones, Proud ones, loud ones, drop’em in the crowd ones, Quiet ones, diet ones, burger, shake and fry ones, Pop ones, quaff ones, floatin in the top ones, Triple ones, frozen ones, shardin in the hoser ones. I’ve seen pubic hair man And I’ve never liked’em there man I’ve even got my share man Beneath my underwear man Stickin out here and there man I’ve seen pubic hair Ain’t no kind he hasn’t seen I’ve seen Pubic hair Maclean And Maclean - I've Seen Pubic Hair |
2011-04-16, 01:42 PM | #7 |
Bow Ties Are Cool
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Location: California
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Good Morning
Well yesterday I was burnt out and pissed off so it only makes sense that my old company would call me out of the blue to offer up a project that should run thru the end of the year. Can't believe I am writing this, I took it. I am a bit surprised since I am making more this year than last year and last year was better than the year before. Of course my network just got bitch slapped by G and quite frankly I needed a change of pace. Not quitting the biz at all. EroticToNaughty will continue to be updated and new projects to work on. Enjoy your weekend |
2011-04-16, 01:49 PM | #8 |
Someone Turn Off The Damn Heat!
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Hi all just another rainy day still figuring out where i am moving to, this sux.
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2011-04-16, 01:53 PM | #9 |
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine
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Oh man I miss Maclean and Maclean, RIP.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhpXnYxwpfk&NR=1
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2011-04-16, 01:55 PM | #10 |
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine
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Location: Canada
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Congrats Robert! And very glad to hear you're not leaving the biz!
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2011-04-16, 02:46 PM | #11 |
bang bang
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Good morning. Just up having some coffee and sending off a nba bracket for a pool i'm in. Filled it out the other day. Just need to get it to the person running the show.
Going to head to the beach here soon as it's going to be a hot one here. |
2011-04-16, 03:20 PM | #12 |
Along for the ride and loving it.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Canada
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Hi people long time no see
I am still here and working but I have been up to my armpits in odds and sods and that's eaten into my time. WTG on the job Robert, I hope it goes well for you. Have a good one all. |
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