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Old 2004-02-15, 10:35 PM   #1
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My son saw the grossest thing at the races

My 9 year-old spent the weekend with some friends in the infield at Daytona. After he gets home and takes his shower, he's telling me he saw some really gross stuff at the races...


Seems that alot of the guys had strings of beads... and *insert shock and horror* girls were showing their boobies and wouldn't stop until they got them! I really had to stiffle my laughter, because he was just so disgusted because girls are nasty, you know..

This is one of those things you just mark in your memory for when they are older
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Old 2004-02-15, 10:41 PM   #2
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Old 2004-02-15, 10:45 PM   #3
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No doubt.. I was sitting there listening and thinking "dayum! I shoulda went!"

The look on his face as he was telling me was priceless tho.. he really thought the guys were giving them beads in order to get them to put their shirts down
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Old 2004-02-16, 03:24 AM   #4
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No doubt.. I was sitting there listening and thinking "dayum! I shoulda went!"

The look on his face as he was telling me was priceless tho.. he really thought the guys were giving them beads in order to get them to put their shirts down
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Old 2004-02-16, 05:38 AM   #5
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I wonder.....my son is 7.....he always nagg girls are stupid and he is going to live alone when he is a big guy, still last time i found some magazines under his pillow from playboy and hustler and realy i laughed my butt off when i found them, i have ask him, heeee you didnt like girls .......he smiled and said but these have hugeeeeeeeeeee boobs...........i almost choked...
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Old 2004-02-16, 07:15 AM   #6
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Old 2004-02-16, 07:49 AM   #7
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Naked boobies?? That's just disgusting
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Old 2004-02-16, 07:51 AM   #8
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I was gonna ask if the boy had a camera, but I thought that'd be a little to GFY'ish
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Old 2004-02-16, 08:06 AM   #9
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Nope no camera.. and this morning he told me that he spent the money we gave him in a betting pool for the kids... his car came in 4th but his friend's came in third and won 50 bucks.

They grow up so quick
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Old 2004-02-16, 08:13 AM   #10
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boobies = bad

gambling = good

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Old 2004-02-16, 08:46 AM   #11
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I wonder.....my son is 7..... .......he smiled and said but these have hugeeeeeeeeeee boobs...........i almost choked...
I have a feeling your son is going to turn out juuuust right
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Old 2004-02-16, 08:47 AM   #12
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*Covering my ears* LA LA LA LA LA LA... not listening LA LA LA LA LA
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Old 2004-02-16, 09:09 AM   #13
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As long my son wont say to me he want big boobs himself ...he will grow up just fine
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Old 2004-02-16, 09:59 AM   #14
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Wait I am thinking infield boob hats
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Old 2004-02-16, 11:13 AM   #15
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Old 2004-02-16, 06:28 PM   #16
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I have a feeling your son is going to turn out juuuust right
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Old 2004-02-17, 04:18 PM   #17
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This thread reminded me of a topless Danish soccer game I once saw.
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Old 2004-02-17, 04:32 PM   #18
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Old 2004-02-18, 12:04 AM   #19
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EWWWW! GIRL COOTIES!!!

ROFL, that's a classic Tart!
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Old 2004-02-18, 11:53 AM   #20
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My 7 yr says that girls are disgusting also, but he can't take his eyes off of the Bada Bing girls from the Sapranos He says they are different!
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