T-Shirt Hell is Closing

docholly · 2009-01-28, 10:51 AM

I don't know how many people are affiliates of or buy from T-Shirt Hell, but we got a notice this morning that they are closing as of Feb 10th. They say it is because of so much hate mail against their sometimes controversial shirts (and they are an equal opportunity bigot) .. but more than likely a sign of the hard economic times.

I love their shirts and own several of them.. (If a fat girl falls in the woods, Swallow or its going in your eye, fuck Idaho, etc) and will be owning several more in the next 7-10 working days. I'm pretty sure it's not the same impact as Circuit City or Sharper Image but it is sad to see another eTailer gone.

NOTE: no affiliate codes were used in posting of this notice. I joined but never used them.

bDok · 2009-01-28, 11:08 AM

That sucks. Seemed like if you had some decent deals with a shirt company wouldn't be hard to keep going either. Or if you got big enough to become your own printer as well.

shame. thought it was a good idea. Would really be interested to see where it went wrong.

Greenguy · 2009-01-28, 11:15 AM

I saw that yesterday

I have MANY shirts from them & I used their affiliate program (paid $4/shirt)

I might have to go buy a couple shirts before they close for old times sake.

Useless · 2009-01-28, 11:24 AM

If I wasn't such a pussy, I would have some of their shirts too.

Quote:

I made a shitload of dough along the way. I've done cocaine off the better body parts of supermodels. I've even raped and killed a mountain panda in the hills of Shaanxi. But these perks are besides the point.

Quote:

So, to all the kickass motherfuckers who supported us and REALLY got what we were trying to do, thank you (no, not you, you racist idiots who thought we actually had racist intentions and no, not you, you dumb as a stump fucks who just think any shirt with the word "fuck" on it is as right as rain). Thanks to all the people who contributed to my vice fund and at the same time helped make a funny statement about the world today.

Quote:

Fuck you,

-Sunshine Megatron

I want to change my name to Sunshine Megatron.

Greenguy · 2009-01-28, 11:35 AM

I have Fuck The Color Blind & There Are Two People Fucking On The Back Of My Shirt

I've bought a couple as gifts, too, many of which were from the Baby Hell section

smutguy · 2009-01-28, 11:59 AM

thats a shame.. i really liked the shirts they have

Jim · 2009-01-28, 12:38 PM

I saw that yesterday too..
I have "He Loves The Cock" with an arrow pointing left, Life's Too Short to Fuck Fat Bitches" and lots more. But, they aren't the only rude teeshirt store out there.

KeepUpWithJoan · 2009-01-28, 12:58 PM

why doesnt the guy sell the business instead of closing it? He could retire much earlier!

At 3000 t-shirts sold per week at an 19.00 a shirt, that means he does $2 900 000 a year and he is going to stop? Why not sell the business for 1 or even 2 million dollars?

That does not make business sense at all!

docholly · 2009-01-28, 03:07 PM

I just bought 7 shirts this morning... I should have waited and clicked through

affiliate program.
and I totally agree on why they aren't just selling out.

Now I want to go back to find the Life's too short to fuck Fat girls. you just gotta own up to it!!

NY Jester · 2009-01-28, 03:27 PM

I agree, its a damned shame. Anyone looking to buy last minute shorts feel free to click on any of the Tshirt hell banners on Pic Stable before I remove links LOL

Didnt he just open a "pants" store? Pajama bottoms with the same type of "stuff"

LeRoy · 2009-01-28, 04:20 PM

Thats sux

I did like the part where it says "I did cocaine on the better parts of super models"

Beaver Bob · 2009-01-28, 04:32 PM

This sucks, where am I going to buy my t-shirts now?

bDok · 2009-01-28, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KeepUpWithJoan

why doesnt the guy sell the business instead of closing it? He could retire much earlier!

At 3000 t-shirts sold per week at an 19.00 a shirt, that means he does $2 900 000 a year and he is going to stop? Why not sell the business for 1 or even 2 million dollars?

That does not make business sense at all!

just curious where did you get this 3000 t-shirts sold per week from?

NY Jester · 2009-01-28, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bDok

just curious where did you get this 3000 t-shirts sold per week from?

.....Although, the recent dip in sales certainly does make the idea easier to accept, even though we still sell over 3000 shirts a week.....

Taken from Sunshine's goodbye letter.

http://www.tshirthell.com/goodbye.php

babymaker · 2009-01-28, 06:34 PM

Nice shirts

surprised he hasn't been put in a camp yet lol

http://www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml too bad he is closing

Beaver Bob · 2009-01-28, 07:18 PM

For those who promote Tshirt Hell, I also order shirts from Foul Mouth Shirts and they have an affiliate program. I've never tried promoting them, but they have some funny shit and they ship hella fast. (I didn't put any affiliate links in this post)

ArtWilliams · 2009-01-28, 08:19 PM

I like fat girls.

bDok · 2009-01-28, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NY Jester

.....Although, the recent dip in sales certainly does make the idea easier to accept, even though we still sell over 3000 shirts a week.....

Taken from Sunshine's goodbye letter.

http://www.tshirthell.com/goodbye.php

good looking out.

dragplantastic · 2009-01-28, 08:48 PM

Wasn't there some story about the owner being poisoned a couple of years ago? I can see how the guy would get sick of the easily offended dipshits and the moronic hate mail. The farewell letter thanks among others, "the black lady who writes our newsletter."

walrus · 2009-01-28, 09:07 PM

Tis a sad day and I have a few of them. In fact the one I'm wearing now says "I ruined it for everyone".

Simon · 2009-01-29, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I want to change my name to Sunshine Megatron.

Actually, his name was Aaron Landau Schwarz until he changed it via a contest.

I doubt we've seen the last of Sunshine.

Fonz · 2009-01-29, 01:23 PM

Too bad they're closing indeed. I won a bi-weekly contest (again

) there a couple of years ago. Got me some free shirts.

docholly · 2009-01-29, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NY Jester

I agree, its a damned shame. Anyone looking to buy last minute shorts feel free to click on any of the Tshirt hell banners on Pic Stable before I remove links LOL

Didnt he just open a "pants" store? Pajama bottoms with the same type of "stuff"

it was Torso Pants.. which is just more T-shirts. Maybe he'll keep that open.

NY Jester · 2009-01-29, 03:42 PM

Thanks Doc..I knew it was something pants LOL ...

xxxjay · 2009-01-29, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by docholly

I don't know how many people are affiliates of or buy from T-Shirt Hell, but we got a notice this morning that they are closing as of Feb 10th. They say it is because of so much hate mail against their sometimes controversial shirts (and they are an equal opportunity bigot) .. but more than likely a sign of the hard economic times.

I love their shirts and own several of them.. (If a fat girl falls in the woods, Swallow or its going in your eye, fuck Idaho, etc) and will be owning several more in the next 7-10 working days. I'm pretty sure it's not the same impact as Circuit City or Sharper Image but it is sad to see another eTailer gone.

NOTE: no affiliate codes were used in posting of this notice. I joined but never used them.

That sucks, I used to do ok with them. And I own their shirts...a lot of them!

2009-01-28, 10:51 AM	#1
docholly Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Sin-City USA Posts: 4,973	T-Shirt Hell is Closing I don't know how many people are affiliates of or buy from T-Shirt Hell, but we got a notice this morning that they are closing as of Feb 10th. They say it is because of so much hate mail against their sometimes controversial shirts (and they are an equal opportunity bigot) .. but more than likely a sign of the hard economic times. I love their shirts and own several of them.. (If a fat girl falls in the woods, Swallow or its going in your eye, fuck Idaho, etc) and will be owning several more in the next 7-10 working days. I'm pretty sure it's not the same impact as Circuit City or Sharper Image but it is sad to see another eTailer gone. NOTE: no affiliate codes were used in posting of this notice. I joined but never used them. __________________ Support Indie Porn Sites OMGoddess You know you need some Bling!!

2009-01-28, 11:08 AM	#2
bDok bang bang Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: SD/OC/LA Posts: 3,241	That sucks. Seemed like if you had some decent deals with a shirt company wouldn't be hard to keep going either. Or if you got big enough to become your own printer as well. shame. thought it was a good idea. Would really be interested to see where it went wrong. __________________ submit to Nymphotic submit to Moistlace

2009-01-28, 11:15 AM	#3
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,769	I saw that yesterday I have MANY shirts from them & I used their affiliate program (paid $4/shirt) I might have to go buy a couple shirts before they close for old times sake. __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2009-01-28, 11:35 AM	#5
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,769	I have Fuck The Color Blind & There Are Two People Fucking On The Back Of My Shirt I've bought a couple as gifts, too, many of which were from the Baby Hell section __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2009-01-28, 11:59 AM	#6
smutguy You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 662	thats a shame.. i really liked the shirts they have __________________ Hushmoney V2 now powered by Nats

2009-01-28, 12:38 PM	#7
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	I saw that yesterday too.. I have "He Loves The Cock" with an arrow pointing left, Life's Too Short to Fuck Fat Bitches" and lots more. But, they aren't the only rude teeshirt store out there.

2009-01-28, 12:58 PM	#8
KeepUpWithJoan If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 30	why doesnt the guy sell the business instead of closing it? He could retire much earlier! At 3000 t-shirts sold per week at an 19.00 a shirt, that means he does $2 900 000 a year and he is going to stop? Why not sell the business for 1 or even 2 million dollars? That does not make business sense at all!

2009-01-28, 03:07 PM	#9
docholly Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Sin-City USA Posts: 4,973	I just bought 7 shirts this morning... I should have waited and clicked through affiliate program. and I totally agree on why they aren't just selling out. Now I want to go back to find the Life's too short to fuck Fat girls. you just gotta own up to it!! __________________ Support Indie Porn Sites OMGoddess You know you need some Bling!!

2009-01-28, 03:27 PM	#10
NY Jester ICQ:147079406 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: RockMEHardplace Posts: 2,996	I agree, its a damned shame. Anyone looking to buy last minute shorts feel free to click on any of the Tshirt hell banners on Pic Stable before I remove links LOL Didnt he just open a "pants" store? Pajama bottoms with the same type of "stuff" __________________ The Sexy Side of Porn

2009-01-28, 04:20 PM	#11
LeRoy "Young dumb and full of cum" Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Porn Valley Posts: 2,370	Thats sux I did like the part where it says "I did cocaine on the better parts of super models" __________________ JAPANESE ADULT AFFILIATE PROGRAM

2009-01-28, 04:32 PM	#12
Beaver Bob Porn Blog Addict Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada Posts: 715	This sucks, where am I going to buy my t-shirts now? __________________ Need Custom Content? Spunky Dollars

2009-01-28, 06:34 PM	#15
babymaker Someone Turn Off The Damn Heat! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: The Sewer....err.philly i mean Posts: 1,366	Nice shirts surprised he hasn't been put in a camp yet lol http://www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml too bad he is closing __________________ *Get ElevatedX W/Hosting 99MO!*

2009-01-28, 07:18 PM	#16
Beaver Bob Porn Blog Addict Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada Posts: 715	For those who promote Tshirt Hell, I also order shirts from Foul Mouth Shirts and they have an affiliate program. I've never tried promoting them, but they have some funny shit and they ship hella fast. (I didn't put any affiliate links in this post) __________________ Need Custom Content? Spunky Dollars

2009-01-28, 08:19 PM	#17
ArtWilliams You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 6,244	I like fat girls.

2009-01-28, 08:48 PM	#19
dragplantastic Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 29	Wasn't there some story about the owner being poisoned a couple of years ago? I can see how the guy would get sick of the easily offended dipshits and the moronic hate mail. The farewell letter thanks among others, "the black lady who writes our newsletter."

2009-01-28, 09:07 PM	#20
walrus Oh no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert Join Date: May 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,773	Tis a sad day and I have a few of them. In fact the one I'm wearing now says "I ruined it for everyone". __________________ Naked Girlfriend Porn TGP free partner account

2009-01-29, 01:23 PM	#22
Fonz Former pr0n slinger. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Antwerp, Belgium Posts: 7,929	Too bad they're closing indeed. I won a bi-weekly contest (again ) there a couple of years ago. Got me some free shirts. __________________ See how I abuse little trees on my Shumi no Bonsai Blog

2009-01-29, 03:42 PM	#24
NY Jester ICQ:147079406 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: RockMEHardplace Posts: 2,996	Thanks Doc..I knew it was something pants LOL ... __________________ The Sexy Side of Porn