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Old 2007-03-31, 11:41 PM   #1
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British Board Members - I need some help :)

Could you see if you can find me some winter-flowering heather plants My garden would just look so much better with them!
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Old 2007-04-01, 12:41 PM   #2
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Use plastic ones, they flower all year round.
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Old 2007-04-01, 12:41 PM   #3
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Im not a British Webmistress, however, I did see winter-flowering heather plants at Home Depot this week.. try there maybe? (mind you thats in Canada) Im guessing this reply will be no use to you if you are in the UK.

Have you tried your local Garden center or B&Q or WH Smith do it all?

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Old 2007-04-01, 12:43 PM   #4
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Im in the US - but this is really aimed at those silly British - who are selling more flowering heather now that theyve discovered that steeping the flower petals in vodka(or your other favorite beverage) for 20 minutes and drinking it gives the exact same effect as taking viagra
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Old 2007-04-01, 12:49 PM   #5
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Ahhhhh ... no wonder BlueBrit was trying so hard to get me to buy some for our garden....

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Old 2007-04-01, 12:58 PM   #6
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selling more flowering heather now that theyve discovered that steeping the flower petals in vodka(or your other favorite beverage) for 20 minutes and drinking it gives the exact same effect as taking viagra
O goodie, now I am going to get 100s of spam emails trying to sell me heather !!!!
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Old 2007-04-01, 01:01 PM   #7
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I just thought. Those Gypsies who come to the door selling "lucky heather" could change their sales spiel to "Heather for when you get lucky."
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Old 2007-04-02, 05:08 AM   #8
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Specifically what species of heather are you looking for?
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Old 2007-04-02, 06:10 AM   #9
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Urb - I think its known as Alpine heather - Erica carnea
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Old 2007-04-02, 07:08 AM   #10
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I got all excited that I would be able to help somebody with a British issue until I read it was about plants. I am totally clueless about plant..though I am happy I have managed to keep a houseplant alive for more than a year.
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Old 2007-04-02, 07:38 AM   #11
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Urb - I think its known as Alpine heather - Erica carnea
Or Erectus Maximus?
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Urb - I think its known as Alpine heather - Erica carnea
We have a few garden centers (centres) close by... I shall investigate.
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Old 2007-04-02, 09:40 AM   #13
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After further investigation... I have come to the conclusion that this was an April fools thread.
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