Anyone here play Tennis? - Page 2

T Pat · 2008-08-12, 09:22 PM

I honestly doubt if she knows what rhetorical means
This thread showed me how shallow and self absorbed Lorsha is

MeatPounder · 2008-08-13, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Licker4U

That's too kewl! I searched for "cunt" by Useless Warrior and got 77 results.

(I thought that number would have been waaaaaaay larger

)

but cocksucker by Useless returns 104

Greenguy · 2008-08-13, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Ramster

...Greenguy posts he is going to take a nap...

HEY!

I have a legit medical condition & if you're going to

then I'm going to

before I go sit in the corner and

(but when I do nap, I often dream about tennis)

justbondage · 2008-08-13, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

You post in each morning thread to let us know that you are either about to play tennis, or that you have already played tennis. What else do you post about? What do you bring to the table? How often do I have the opportunity to harass you? Have I ever called you a cunt or a stupid fuck?

Internet drama is funny. But that is actually a fair point.

I call

Useless · 2008-08-13, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by justbondage

Internet drama is funny.

As often as I manage to stumble my way in to drama, one would think that I enjoy it. But I really don't. It seriously fucks me up for a solid day and it makes it difficult for me to concentrate on my work. I was pacing around the house last night and my wife kept asking why I let this stuff get to me. I don't know. It just does.

I completely forget about these little tiffs pretty quickly though and I either get along with or befriend plenty of people that I've had really ugly arguments with in the past. I consider myself fortunate enough to not have the fame of a guy like GG who has had absolutely disgusting things said to him and about him on other boards, or like DD, whom someone on Master-X actually suggested killing in order to get a partner account on his list. It's too easy to go too far on a message board. I know, because I've done it a lot.

EDIT: Preacher is a cunt and I want naked pics of his wife.

Preacher · 2008-08-13, 12:03 PM

Bastard!

And no!

Greenguy · 2008-08-13, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

...a guy like GG who has had absolutely disgusting things said to him and about him on other boards....

WHAT?!?!?!?! I'm not loved by everyone?!?!?!?! I bought an Ovechkin jersey & I've worn it 3 or 4 times in the summer...in Vegas! I love Russians!

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

...EDIT: Preacher is a cunt and I want naked pics of his wife.

I can send you a mental picture I have from a dinner at The Pink Taco where her lovely breasts decided that the corset she was wearing was a tad bit too tight

Cleo · 2008-08-13, 01:26 PM

I fondly think of Useless as a junkyard dog so I can understand getting upset when he bites you but I would think that someone who has pics of themselves drinking cum out of a glass would have tougher skin.

ArtWilliams · 2008-08-13, 01:31 PM

Perfect!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

I fondly think of Useless as a junkyard dog so I can understand getting upset when he bites you but I would think that someone who has pics of themselves drinking cum out of a glass would have tougher skin.

T Pat · 2008-08-13, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

I would think that someone who has pics of themselves drinking cum out of a glass would have tougher skin.

bDok · 2008-08-13, 02:04 PM

honestly this thread delivers. internet drama is so much fun for the whole family.

bluemoney · 2008-08-13, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Cleo

I would think that someone who has pics of themselves drinking cum out of a glass would have tougher skin.

If there is a "Posting Hall of Fame" somewhere, this should be in it

JohnnyR · 2008-08-13, 05:23 PM

Hey I'm gone for a day an what the fuck did you do UW?
Now who's gonna start threads about moving to vegas every other day?

Seriously tho Lorsha, I really don't think anybody wants you to leave. So stick around

It will be worth it in the long haul

Twiceshy · 2008-08-13, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

I fondly think of Useless as a junkyard dog so I can understand getting upset when he bites you but I would think that someone who has pics of themselves drinking cum out of a glass would have tougher skin.

I second Bluemoney on the hall of fame thing . When i started reading this i almost spit coffee all over my monitor .. WAY to funny and a Very good point if i do say so.

Pagan · 2008-08-14, 12:28 AM

Great post, Bluemoney.... and I completely agree. ANY woman in this business has to have a tough skin if she is going to be taken seriously, and that goes 100 fold for any of us who are performers. This is a testosterone-laced industry, and if you can't enjoy the randy romps of these guys perhaps this is not the right place to be. I don't agree with y'all, but I wouldn't trade a single one of you in, either. Who would make me laugh if you guys weren't around? (heheh.. yeah, my 2 year old male cat with a self-inflicted paw wound.. can barely walk... in my office chasing a toy mouse... typical male!! He has overextended himself again and now wants sympathy... gotta love it!!)

Greenguy · 2008-08-14, 03:36 PM

Federer lost to USA's Blake

Buffalo's own Jimmy Aries is doing the color commentary for NBC at the Olympics.

Serena's match is being replayed now on MSNBC - I swear I can see thru her sweaty clothes to her nipples

JohnnyR · 2008-08-14, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenie

Federer lost to USA's Blake

Buffalo's own Jimmy Aries is doing the color commentary for NBC at the Olympics.

Serena's match is being replayed now on MSNBC - I swear I can see thru her sweaty clothes to her nipples

Hey! What's up with that spam in this thread? Haven't you been reading along?

hihihi

Greenguy · 2008-08-14, 03:48 PM

Big dark nipples on luscious chocolate skin.....no wonder Lorsha enjoyed tennis so much!

Useless is a homosexual!!!!!!!!!!

Useless · 2008-08-14, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenie

Useless is a homosexual!!!!!!!!!!

Be nice. Words hurt.

Can't we all just get along?

T Pat · 2008-08-14, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Be nice. Words hurt.

Sticks & stones. I know ... I know.

Pagan · 2008-08-14, 07:22 PM

only if we all play tennis... and get hot and sweaty.. and let those wet clothes stick to our skins. Then we might all get along, or.. just have one huge orgy.

digifan · 2008-08-15, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Be nice. Words hurt.

Can't we all just get along?

Poor baby

2008-08-12, 09:22 PM	#26
T Pat You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Paridise Posts: 3,244	I honestly doubt if she knows what rhetorical means This thread showed me how shallow and self absorbed Lorsha is __________________ How To Keep An Asshole In Suspense I'll Tell You Later

2008-08-13, 12:03 PM	#31
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2008-08-13, 01:26 PM	#33
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2008-08-13, 05:23 PM	#38
JohnnyR I can now put whatever I want in this space :P Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Boobville... I like it way better here Posts: 557	Hey I'm gone for a day an what the fuck did you do UW? Now who's gonna start threads about moving to vegas every other day? Seriously tho Lorsha, I really don't think anybody wants you to leave. So stick around It will be worth it in the long haul __________________ With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine!

2008-08-14, 12:28 AM	#40
Pagan Perverted Empress Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 4,648	Great post, Bluemoney.... and I completely agree. ANY woman in this business has to have a tough skin if she is going to be taken seriously, and that goes 100 fold for any of us who are performers. This is a testosterone-laced industry, and if you can't enjoy the randy romps of these guys perhaps this is not the right place to be. I don't agree with y'all, but I wouldn't trade a single one of you in, either. Who would make me laugh if you guys weren't around? (heheh.. yeah, my 2 year old male cat with a self-inflicted paw wound.. can barely walk... in my office chasing a toy mouse... typical male!! He has overextended himself again and now wants sympathy... gotta love it!!) __________________ Submit Here!

2008-08-14, 03:36 PM	#41
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2008-08-14, 03:48 PM	#43
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2008-08-14, 07:22 PM	#46
Pagan Perverted Empress Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 4,648	only if we all play tennis... and get hot and sweaty.. and let those wet clothes stick to our skins. Then we might all get along, or.. just have one huge orgy. __________________ Submit Here!