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Old 2021-05-15, 06:11 AM   #1
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Cool The Official ArtWillaims & Greenguy Weight Loss Contest

Sorry for the short notice, but the contest starts today

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- $50 USD entry fee
- Contest runs from 2021-05-15 (today) to 2021-06-12
- Every Saturday you must post a pic of you standing on your scale with your weight clearly visible
- Your 1st pic (today's) will be your starting weight
- Your last pic (2021-06-12's) will be your ending weight
- Whoever's lost a higher percentage of their starting weight wins ALL the money. If no one loses any weight whoever gained the least percent over their starting weight wins ALL the money

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Let the contest begin! -- and go to the drug store and buy some laxative.
That's for the last pic, not the 1st
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Old 2021-05-15, 07:50 AM   #2
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My starting weight is 230.70 lbs or 104.64376 kg



Fatty's already not liking this with his kankles & fat gut reflection
...at least you can't see my little guy
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Old 2021-05-15, 08:51 AM   #3
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Here I go ...

203.0 ibs on the nose! (92.3 kg for Jolly)

I edited out my penis. No one needs to see that.



Yes, my second toe is longer than the first. No toe shaming!
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Old 2021-05-15, 08:58 AM   #4
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Yes, my second toe is longer than the first. No toe shaming!
At least your feet don't look like 2 overstuffed sausage casings
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Old 2021-05-15, 09:07 AM   #5
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Breakfast. Cottage cheese, 2 prunes and a 1/2 banana. That's what you got to do when you're up against Mr. Kankles.

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Old 2021-05-15, 09:24 AM   #6
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I'd join but I would never win

Food advise, LEAN meats and veggies Chicken breasts, salmon/fish, beef/steak and lots and lots of veggies. Breakfast: Chicken or Cheese (low fat) scrambled eggs (with egg whites and 1 real egg for flavor, egg whites alone suck lol)

Good luck guys
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Old 2021-05-16, 12:27 AM   #7
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Or you could do like Benji from the Howard Stern show during their contest, just don't eat for 30 days.
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Old 2021-05-18, 12:42 AM   #8
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Can anyboy get in on this?

If so, then here is my starting pic. If not then here is a random picture of my ugly, err I mean sexy feet (If I find them on some fucking foot fetish site I will know that there is a really sick fuck that reads this board).



I assume we send in the $50 at the end once someone wins?

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Old 2021-05-18, 02:03 AM   #9
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Can anyboy get in on this?
I'm ok with the late entry if Art is.

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I assume we send in the $50 at the end once someone wins?
Sure, why not! It was just ArtWilliams & myself until now, so we didn't really plan out too much on that end
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Old 2021-05-19, 12:23 AM   #10
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Cool, thanks.

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Old 2021-05-19, 02:00 PM   #11
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Fine by me! At 203 lbs (92 kg), I am clearly the underdog. I like that!
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Old 2021-05-19, 02:29 PM   #12
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BTW where are you guys on this?



At 230lbs & 5'10" I'm Obese... but we all knew that
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Old 2021-05-19, 02:56 PM   #13
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29.1! I'm 5'10" (178cm) too. That's why I am doing this. I know I am overweight but I made a vow to myself I would never hit 30. Here's hoping I can do it.
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Old 2021-05-19, 04:47 PM   #14
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I am 6'4 so at 230 on that chart I am overweight.

My best weight (as far as I am concerned) is roght around 210 which according to the cahrt is still overweight but I don't care.

We don't need no steenkin charts.

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Old 2021-05-20, 09:13 AM   #15
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Just remember this:

If you're a male, for every 35 lbs of weight you lose, you'll gain 1 inch in penis length

I can't wait to have a 4" cock!
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Old 2021-05-20, 11:08 AM   #16
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Wishing you all good luck!

At 5'11" and 200 lbs I'm overweight by the chart which I already know. I feel real good at 180 but can't seem to get back there over the past 2 years. Even if I did the chart still says I'd be overweight
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Old 2021-05-20, 11:50 AM   #17
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If you're a male, for every 35 lbs of weight you lose, you'll gain 1 inch in penis length

I can't wait to have a 4" cock!
Wow, so you started at 265?
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Old 2021-05-20, 02:06 PM   #18
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Wow, so you started at 265?
NOT NICE!!!
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Old 2021-05-22, 06:46 AM   #19
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2021-05-15: 230.70 lbs or 104.64376 kg

2021-05-22: 227.50 lbs or 103.19226 kg

Body Weight Lost: 1.4%



Also, anyone got some lotion I can borrow? I finna gonna flake away!
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^ LOL

2021-05-15: 203.0 lbs (92.3 kg)
2021-05-22: 128.3 lbs (58.3 kg)

A loss of 74.7 lbs (34.0 kg) and I'm feeling pretty! Why, that's over 1/3 of my body weight. You wouldn't believe how long it takes to shave my legs.

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Old 2021-05-22, 10:10 AM   #21
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Would you believe ....



2021-05-15: 203.0 lbs (92.3 kg)
2021-05-22: 201.7 lbs (91.7 kg)

A loss of 1.3 lbs (0.6 kg) and 0.64% of my body weight. I'll go with, "Slow and steady wins the race! Yeah, that's it! I'm a turtle."
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^ LOL

2021-05-15: 203.0 lbs (92.3 kg)
2021-05-22: 128.3 lbs (58.3 kg)

A loss of 74.7 lbs (34.0 kg) and I'm feeling pretty! Why, that's over 1/3 of my body weight. You wouldn't believe how long it takes to shave my legs.

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Old 2021-05-22, 03:01 PM   #23
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^^^ Looks like we posted at the same time. You're in the lead!
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Old 2021-05-24, 10:35 PM   #24
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Well I was at 232 this morning BUT a friend stopped by on a road trip and I just came back from eating about 20 punds of good KC BBQ, fries, cheesy corn and beans.

So, I have probably gone back to where I was.

It was worth it

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Old 2021-05-25, 10:03 AM   #25
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Don't forget to post a pic of your weight on Saturdays, sarettah!

Losing weight is funny. I did everything right and lost just over a pound during week one. Yesterday, I had 2 beers, nachos, a Big Mac meal AND a sundae. Guess what? Lost the same amount since Saturday's weigh in. Go figure.
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