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Linkster 2005-02-12 08:19 AM

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OK - have to do it :)

You Might Be A NASCAR Redneck If. . . . . .

You think the last four words of the National Anthem are "Gentleman
start your engines!"....

You think heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida....

You've ever written Richard Petty's name on a presidential ballot....

You're not actually able to read The Richard Petty Story, but you sure
do like to look at the pictures....

You have the word NASCAR in your wedding vows....

You go to a stock car race and don't need a program....

You have a lifesize cutout of Dale Earnhardt in your Living Room....

You know who is actually leading the Winston Cup series....

Your favorite NASCAR souvenir was a direct result of a crash in turn
three....

You spell out NASCAR in Christmas lights....

You can remember the entire NASCAR series schedule but can't remember
your wifes birthday, kids birthday, or anniversary....

You can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can't
remember how old your children are....

You think the most effective form of advertising is on the side of a car
going 200 mph.....round and round and round....

The word "Bank" makes you think of turn three at Daytona....

Your wife's nickname is "Lugnut"....

You've spent more time on the top of a Winnebago than in one....

You know the "Back way" to Talledega....

A few more for your morning:

http://www.redneckproducts.com/jokes.asp

Course - had to post a pic of my new SUV - I figure if GG could get one I had to too :)

Jim 2005-02-12 09:05 AM

Nice Linkster :)

So, if all Republicans are Rednecks and all Rednecks are NASCAR fans, are all NASCAR fans, Republicans? :)

Greenguy 2005-02-12 09:14 AM

http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2004/pag.../P/00/map.html

Which of those Red County's is yours again?

I know which Blue County I live in :D

Linkster 2005-02-12 09:20 AM

Ya know the funny part of this is that the states that most of the Nascar fans are in used to be purely democratic - democrats were pure labor, down home, union and grassroots wheras the repubs always represented the corporate, heads of the businesses the rednecks worked for - and were solidly voting democratic for years.

MrMaryLou 2005-02-12 10:05 AM

Turn Left Baby :)

MrMaryLou 2005-02-12 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy
I'm looking forward to the race tonight & the big race next weekend. So is Dayton just one big party for the next week?

Speed weeks are a huge party been to a few of them ment many of NASCAR drivers even had a few beers with Dick Trickle :)

Linkster 2005-02-12 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaryLou
even had a few beers with Dick Trickle :)

There's a name that would never make it in the porn industry |pokefun|

Yell 2005-02-12 02:44 PM

Linkster the redneck stuff is some funny shit. :D

Go Dale Jr |bananna|
And someone please trash #24 |usuck|

pornrex 2005-02-12 03:32 PM

Just finished watchin' "days of Thunder" & I'm good to go too.


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