Are You Ready For Some Nascar

Linkster · 2005-02-11, 07:13 AM

Thats right race fans - its that time again and we're bringing you the up to date news and schedules

http://www.nascar.com/races/cup/2005/data/schedule.html

Starts out Saturday night with the Bud Shootout where #88 Dale Jarrett has captured the pole and looks forward to another great season

The race will be shown on Fox starting at 8 pm ET from Daytona Speedway

The next race is of course the following Sunday Feb 20th - the Daytona 500

Happy racing

MrMaryLou · 2005-02-11, 07:47 AM

Hell ya I am so ready for NASCAR!!!!!!!!! Turn Left Baby

Useless · 2005-02-11, 08:45 AM

Ya know, I'm not a fan of any sport. (Though I love watching womens beach volleyball. Yum.) I just can't get excited about watching others play a game. But for whatever odd reason, my wife and I can sit and watch NASCAR and enjoy it. I'm still like a little b*y though. Can't wait for the next spin out or fender bender.

Yell · 2005-02-11, 08:58 AM

Hell ya!
He tuns left oh and he turns left again and he passes the little fag in the #24 car.

I go every year on this date.
09/18/05 Sylvania 300 New Hampshire International Speedway
http://www.nascar.com/races/tracks/nhi/index.html

Linkster · 2005-02-11, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Yell

Hell ya!
He tuns left oh and he turns left again and he passes the little fag in the #24 car.

Theres something about that 24 that just turns my stomach - guess its the part about how he can talk and without skipping a beat get the names pepsi and dupont in every sentence - what a whore

Ramster · 2005-02-11, 09:00 AM

I like Nascar and usually watch the Daytona but not much else. I'll be watching that race again for sure.

Greenguy · 2005-02-11, 09:05 AM

Ohhh - so that's when the Bud Shootout is - LOL - see, I'm still learning

MrMaryLou · 2005-02-11, 09:09 AM

NASCAR lessons will commence soon

PR_Tom · 2005-02-11, 09:41 AM

Yep! Primed and ready for it

I'll watch races more than anything else on Sundays from here on out.

cockNballs · 2005-02-11, 09:43 AM

I wish I could like NASCAR since there will bo no NHL this year

but i just can't get into it

Knight · 2005-02-11, 10:45 AM

Gentlemen start your engines! Oh yah!

PR_Tom · 2005-02-11, 12:17 PM

haha, yeah people love to hate him!
I hope there's some good new faces around this year.. gotta love those rookies for good and bad reasons, lol.

Jim · 2005-02-11, 12:17 PM

I'm sorry to say, it is just a touch too redneck for my liking. Just curious...How many Black drivers are there? I really have no idea.

PR_Tom · 2005-02-11, 12:22 PM

Last black driver I remember seeing was Willie T. Ribs (not sure I spelled it right).
I think he did a short stint in nascar.. but was mostly a road course driver, good too. He would get up on the roof and dance when he won, lol.

Jim · 2005-02-11, 12:29 PM

Really??? As of right now, there are no black drivers?

MrMaryLou · 2005-02-11, 12:34 PM

As of now no, but I heard that there are a few black teams being formed. Nascar is working on closing the gap

Jim · 2005-02-11, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaryLou

As of now no, but I heard that there are a few black teams being formed. Nascar is working on closing the gap

Kind of like the Negro League in Baseball back in 1920, huh? I think I will wait

Greenguy · 2005-02-11, 01:19 PM

Jim - I'm really surprised that you have a grudge against Nascar, since your county is one of those "red" ones during elections

Jim · 2005-02-11, 01:54 PM

I live around a bunch of morons. And, among them, plenty of nascar fans

Chop Smith · 2005-02-11, 02:28 PM

You might be a redneck if you refer to non-NASCAR fans as "Democrat ball suckers"

This is what a real NASCAR fan from Greenville, MS has to say

Jim · 2005-02-11, 02:56 PM

I didn't notice until now Chop but it looks to me like Greenie is saying NASCAR is a Republican type sport. Am I reading that right?

Greenguy · 2005-02-12, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim

I didn't notice until now Chop but it looks to me like Greenie is saying NASCAR is a Republican type sport. Am I reading that right?

My point was that one would think that someone living in a "red" area of the State would be influenced by them just a bit

I'm looking forward to the race tonight & the big race next weekend. So is Dayton just one big party for the next week?

Linkster · 2005-02-12, 08:19 AM

OK - have to do it

You Might Be A NASCAR Redneck If. . . . . .

You think the last four words of the National Anthem are "Gentleman
start your engines!"....

You think heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida....

You've ever written Richard Petty's name on a presidential ballot....

You're not actually able to read The Richard Petty Story, but you sure
do like to look at the pictures....

You have the word NASCAR in your wedding vows....

You go to a stock car race and don't need a program....

You have a lifesize cutout of Dale Earnhardt in your Living Room....

You know who is actually leading the Winston Cup series....

Your favorite NASCAR souvenir was a direct result of a crash in turn
three....

You spell out NASCAR in Christmas lights....

You can remember the entire NASCAR series schedule but can't remember
your wifes birthday, kids birthday, or anniversary....

You can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can't
remember how old your children are....

You think the most effective form of advertising is on the side of a car
going 200 mph.....round and round and round....

The word "Bank" makes you think of turn three at Daytona....

Your wife's nickname is "Lugnut"....

You've spent more time on the top of a Winnebago than in one....

You know the "Back way" to Talledega....

A few more for your morning:

http://www.redneckproducts.com/jokes.asp

Course - had to post a pic of my new SUV - I figure if GG could get one I had to too

MrMaryLou · 2005-02-12, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy

I'm looking forward to the race tonight & the big race next weekend. So is Dayton just one big party for the next week?

Speed weeks are a huge party been to a few of them ment many of NASCAR drivers even had a few beers with Dick Trickle

Linkster · 2005-02-12, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaryLou

even had a few beers with Dick Trickle

There's a name that would never make it in the porn industry

2005-02-11, 07:13 AM	#1
Linkster NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them. Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sex Delta Posts: 5,084	Are You Ready For Some Nascar Thats right race fans - its that time again and we're bringing you the up to date news and schedules http://www.nascar.com/races/cup/2005/data/schedule.html Starts out Saturday night with the Bud Shootout where #88 Dale Jarrett has captured the pole and looks forward to another great season The race will be shown on Fox starting at 8 pm ET from Daytona Speedway The next race is of course the following Sunday Feb 20th - the Daytona 500 Happy racing __________________ Pussy Chompers Porn Links NSCash

2005-02-11, 08:45 AM	#3
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2005-02-11, 09:00 AM	#6
Ramster Life is good Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 11,867	I like Nascar and usually watch the Daytona but not much else. I'll be watching that race again for sure. __________________ Pornstar Legends \| Live Cam Model Shows \| Hungarian Girls Skype: robmurray999

2005-02-11, 09:05 AM	#7
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	Ohhh - so that's when the Bud Shootout is - LOL - see, I'm still learning __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-02-11, 09:41 AM	#9
PR_Tom Nobody gets into heaven without a glowstick Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 423	Yep! Primed and ready for it I'll watch races more than anything else on Sundays from here on out. __________________ PimpRoll

2005-02-11, 07:47 AM	#2
MrMaryLou i fucking told i type to fucking fast wtf Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: New York Posts: 11,247	Hell ya I am so ready for NASCAR!!!!!!!!! Turn Left Baby __________________ <a href="http://www.greenguysboard.com/onthebench/">Join Me For On The Bench </a>

2005-02-11, 08:58 AM	#4
Yell You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Buffalo N.Y Posts: 707	Hell ya! He tuns left oh and he turns left again and he passes the little fag in the #24 car. I go every year on this date. 09/18/05 Sylvania 300 New Hampshire International Speedway http://www.nascar.com/races/tracks/nhi/index.html

2005-02-11, 09:09 AM	#8
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2005-02-11, 09:43 AM	#10
cockNballs FKA AdultLegal-Jim Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 565	I wish I could like NASCAR since there will bo no NHL this year but i just can't get into it __________________

2005-02-11, 10:45 AM	#11
Knight If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English Join Date: May 2004 Location: The Rockies Posts: 38	Gentlemen start your engines! Oh yah!

2005-02-11, 12:17 PM	#12
PR_Tom Nobody gets into heaven without a glowstick Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 423	haha, yeah people love to hate him! I hope there's some good new faces around this year.. gotta love those rookies for good and bad reasons, lol. __________________ PimpRoll

2005-02-11, 12:17 PM	#13
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	I'm sorry to say, it is just a touch too redneck for my liking. Just curious...How many Black drivers are there? I really have no idea.

2005-02-11, 12:22 PM	#14
PR_Tom Nobody gets into heaven without a glowstick Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 423	Last black driver I remember seeing was Willie T. Ribs (not sure I spelled it right). I think he did a short stint in nascar.. but was mostly a road course driver, good too. He would get up on the roof and dance when he won, lol. __________________ PimpRoll

2005-02-11, 12:29 PM	#15
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	Really??? As of right now, there are no black drivers?

2005-02-11, 12:34 PM	#16
MrMaryLou i fucking told i type to fucking fast wtf Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: New York Posts: 11,247	As of now no, but I heard that there are a few black teams being formed. Nascar is working on closing the gap __________________ <a href="http://www.greenguysboard.com/onthebench/">Join Me For On The Bench </a>

2005-02-11, 01:19 PM	#18
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	Jim - I'm really surprised that you have a grudge against Nascar, since your county is one of those "red" ones during elections __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-02-11, 01:54 PM	#19
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	I live around a bunch of morons. And, among them, plenty of nascar fans

2005-02-11, 02:28 PM	#20
Chop Smith Eighteen 'til I Die Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Mississippi Posts: 2,168	You might be a redneck if you refer to non-NASCAR fans as "Democrat ball suckers" This is what a real NASCAR fan from Greenville, MS has to say __________________

2005-02-11, 02:56 PM	#21
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	I didn't notice until now Chop but it looks to me like Greenie is saying NASCAR is a Republican type sport. Am I reading that right?