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Greenguy 2004-11-02 08:42 AM

At least I have a bye this week against Linkster & Torn has to play Ramster :D

Jim 2004-11-02 08:59 AM

Since I won't be on the radio tonight...let's recap
I beat you this week in our FFL
I beat you this week in our little wager...bam $100
And, I checked Jim Barnett on Google and low and behold, I am not number 1...bam $100

SWEET

We need a wager for this week my friend :)

Greenguy 2004-11-05 07:37 AM

I'd pick on Linkster about our game this weekend, but fuck, that'd be like the Eagles picking on the local High School football team they're going to play in a scrimage :D

Hey Torn - how's it feel to know you'll be under .500 next Tuesday? |jester|

Torn Rose 2004-11-05 09:13 AM

Fuck Off

Greenguy 2004-11-05 09:59 AM

You are about as good at talking trash as your team is at scoring TD's :D

Roy Williams gonna be in the line up again this week? |couch|

Linkster 2004-11-08 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greenguy
I'd pick on Linkster about our game this weekend, but fuck, that'd be like the Eagles picking on the local High School football team they're going to play in a scrimage :D

I think the Eagles lost didnt they |jester|

Just better hope Daunte has one helluva night - but then - his passes ought to be to J Wiggins LOL

Ramster 2004-11-08 11:04 AM

Well well well, 9-0 or 8-1? This is the closest for me yet.

I thought my RBs were going to have a tough week. I even mentioned it in another thread. But I didn't expect them, Holmes and Curtis Martin, plus Terrell Owens to have their worst week this season all the same week.

It's not over yet though. Manning only needs 17 pts which is easy. The question is will he get 17 more points than wide receiver Reggie Wayne who Torn has playing?

We shall see.

Torn Rose 2004-11-08 11:47 AM

Yeah tonight’s game should be interesting, too bad Moss is dead, I'd like to see both teams at 100% but oh well... Go Horse!

And another Indiana traditional chant (but to a different player)

REGGIE REGGIE REGGIE!

cockNballs 2004-11-08 03:42 PM

"It's not over yet though. Manning only needs 17 pts which is easy. The question is will he get 17 more points than wide receiver Reggie Wayne who Torn has playing?"

well not to pick favorites but I'm way behind so I'd like to see Manning score a lot by throught to Harrison and Dallas Clark |jester|

Torn Rose 2004-11-08 06:43 PM

ALJim you just got a check mark by your name on my list...... beware.

Ramster 2004-11-09 12:17 AM

The game is over and Clark did okay for you Jim.

I needed 17 to win and I got it and then some. Manning had 4 TDs tonight and 2 of them was to tightend Pollard who I happen to have too so I won by 18, 91-73.

Sorry Torn, you put up a good fight. |shake|

Greenguy 2004-11-10 09:03 AM

My team sucks - I can't stand that Cullpepper's not doing a damn thing if Moss isn't in the game. And it didn't help that Moore was out too |banghead|

Oh well, at least everyone else in my division lost too :D

Of course, this week I have 5 guys on my roster that are on bye's - great week to play for 2nd overall :(

Greenguy 2004-11-16 10:01 AM

Seeing as this is the 1st time since Week 6 that I won in our little ESPN League - and seeing as I'm stll in 2nd overall after going 1-3 in that time, I'm feeling like I should rub it in a bit :D

Even though Dan from CamZ doesn't read this thread that I know of, thanks for the easy 40 point win over the weekend - even though I had FIVE guys on Bye's :D

Torn - thank you for loosing for the 5th week in a row :D

And a special thanks to Ramster, Linksters & MatrixFan for making sure no one else in my division won this week |bananna|

Ramster - I'll see you in our Super Bowl |roses|

Torn Rose 2004-11-16 10:17 AM

Yeah this is sad, over the last 3 weeks I am 2 - 13 for my 5 teams and I have 3 weeks to get 3 of them into the playoffs. (1 team is a lock to make the playoffs and 1 team is...... dead)

I think Matrix’s and my game last night shows how incredibly stupid ESPN scoring system is.

A QB with 340 yards and 4 TD's (2 over 50 yards) and 0 INTs scores 34 points

A TE with 133 yards and 2 TD's scores 25 points.

I'm not bitching about losing, I lost, Matrix won, but this scoring system is just lame. QB's only get 4 points for a TD, everyone else get's 6, QB’s get 1 point for every 25 yards passing, and everyone else has 1 point for 10 yards.

ESPN really needs to make this more balanced, QB’s are getting shafted.

cockNballs 2004-11-16 11:52 AM

Its official

I suck!

only |buddy| can help me now

Ramster 2004-11-16 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Torn
Yeah this is sad, over the last 3 weeks I am 2 - 13 for my 5 teams and I have 3 weeks to get 3 of them into the playoffs. (1 team is a lock to make the playoffs and 1 team is...... dead)

I think Matrix’s and my game last night shows how incredibly stupid ESPN scoring system is.

A QB with 340 yards and 4 TD's (2 over 50 yards) and 0 INTs scores 34 points

A TE with 133 yards and 2 TD's scores 25 points.

I'm not bitching about losing, I lost, Matrix won, but this scoring system is just lame. QB's only get 4 points for a TD, everyone else get's 6, QB’s get 1 point for every 25 yards passing, and everyone else has 1 point for 10 yards.

ESPN really needs to make this more balanced, QB’s are getting shafted.

|verysad


LMAO
You have to give QBs less since you know they will throw TDs and get a lot of yards. But then again I have Manning so anytime they want to up the points for QBs I'm game. :)

It's lame that you lost. A TE getting 25 pts is unheard of and you only lost by 9.

Big matchup this week with you playing Greenguy. |knockout|

Greenguy 2004-11-16 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Torn
ESPN really needs to make this more balanced, QB’s are getting shafted.
I good carpenter never blames his tools, you tool :D

MatrixFan 2004-11-16 02:33 PM

I checked the score this morning and as soon as I saw that Mcnabb had 4TD's I thought I was done. I did not even check Whitton's stats until I just logged in a few minutes ago. Good game though, I just got a bit lucky this week.

Greenguy 2004-11-20 09:33 AM

Hey Torn - this weekend, I'm gonna be Artest & you're gonna be a drunk fat white guy in a Pistons uniform |knockout|

MatrixFan 2004-11-20 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greenguy
Hey Torn - this weekend, I'm gonna be Artest & you're gonna be a drunk fat white guy in a Pistons uniform |knockout|
LOL. That guy got knocked the fuck out. Of course he will probably be a millionaire soon.

Ramster 2004-11-20 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MatrixFan
LOL. That guy got knocked the fuck out. Of course he will probably be a millionaire soon.
Ain't that the truth. :(

Torn Rose 2004-11-20 11:35 AM

GG, Ha....

MatrixFan, That fat guy has zero chance for $, he was trespassing and approached Artest and the video clearly shows him making a "let's go" move before Artest nails him.

Now the first little worm that Artest went after will have some $ UNLESS they find video it was him who threw the drink.

ESPN interviewed the Chief of Police of Auburn Hills and he was asked by Jim Gray "as a lawman, if someone throws a drink or something at you, can you justify self defense" and the Cop said "yes, but it is a Judgment call on behalf of the prosecutor"

I do not think any player will get more then 5 games, and fines will be pretty high, but I see a lot of fans losing season tickets and getting arrested.

Artest is a nut, always have been, but he did nothing wrong, that "hard foul" wasn’t that hard; he is a guy who plays the same when he is winning by 100 and when he is losing by 100. He might have been a "smart ass” by laying on the table like that, but it was more to prove to Stern "look at me, I did not fight, so do not suspend me"

Wallace just got his balls busted at home and was embarrassed so he lost it. But I do not think Wallace started it either, the sale of beer late in the game had a lot to play with it as well.

The thing that impressed me was Sheed was trying to make sure no more fans got to the Pacers.

This was the first game I got to see Jackson play. He has all the talent he needs to "replace" Reggie, and he has youth so I am stoked about that, but HOLY SHIT he is just as nutty as Artest... Did you see him challenging Wallace and Hunter and flipping them off and then when he backed up Artest in the stands.... wow....'

Dec 25 @ IND
Jan 27 @ IND
March 25 @ DET

3 games to make sure you watch and then the Eastern Conference Finals..... wow.

Ramster 2004-11-21 08:54 PM

Oh shit, I think I'm gonna lose this week. My team only managed 71 points. 71 pts? That's terrible.

Dan Camz needs 40 more points with a QB, RB and TE still to play. I'm done.

10-0 was nice while it lasted. |flyaway|

Greenguy 2004-11-22 09:22 AM

You're not dead yet Ramster, but I do think tonight will be a high scoring game.

At least I hope so, because if Blaylock screws the pooch, Torn will be ribbing on me for the next week :D

Oh yeah - let's ask Jim why he decided to pick up & start the Chicago defense against Indy yesterday |jester|

cockNballs 2004-11-22 09:45 AM

"Oh yeah - let's ask Jim why he decided to pick up & start the Chicago defense against Indy yesterday "

I think we had the lowest combined scores in Fantasy Football history

when I saw 64 points I thought I had lost

I did have 92 bench points though, due in part to all of my smart game time decision making

Ramster 2004-11-22 10:01 AM

Wow, Ahman Green got hurt so I do still have a chance.

Jim really did take Chicago didn't he. LOL
Indy did have a low game only scoring 41 this week compared that past few. |jester|

Jim 2004-11-22 10:10 AM

Blow Me

Linkster 2004-11-22 10:44 AM

Wish I coukd see the box scores for this week - Im seeing '0's for everything - although I know I screwed up on two bad decisions before the game

Greenguy 2004-11-22 11:06 AM

Linkster - they must be totaling stuff (this happens every Tuesday morning)

I think you were winning, but MatrixFan has Brady & Dillon going tonight.

Ramster 2004-11-22 11:45 AM

I'm seeing 0s too.

As Greenguy said, you were winning. I think by quite a bit too like 30-40 pts but with a QB and RB playing it will be close.

Linkster 2004-11-22 11:51 AM

Especially against KC's defense LOL - Dillon should have a good night

MatrixFan 2004-11-22 05:23 PM

I'm gonna need Dillon and Brady to have solid nights and also for NE to give up a lot of points. Probably gonna be a close one. Good thing I decided to play Mcgahee this week instead of Portis or I'd be done. What's killing me is having to sit Moss and Portis (two out of my top three picks). I'm barely squeaking by every week and next week I get to face Ramster and Peyton Manning against Detroit.

GG, you better hope Blaylock pulls it out tonight or else you won't hear the end of it from Torn.

Greenguy 2004-11-23 07:23 AM

Fuck You Derrick Blaylock!

At least I can rest knowing that I've beaten Torn twice already, so all I need is one win in the final 2 weeks to take the division :D

Ramster 2004-11-23 10:23 AM

I lost :(

I didn't realize Dan had kicker Adam Vinatieri too and the last field goal gave Dan 3 more points to beat me 78-76. With only 76 pts I deserve to lose anyway.

I hope Priest Holmes comes back soon and Terrell Owens needs to be getting more than 24 yards receiving.

MatrixFan 2004-11-23 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ramster

I hope Priest Holmes comes back soon and Terrell Owens needs to be getting more than 24 yards receiving.

I hope Priest stays gone for at least another week. and Terrell has a terrible day next week. |couch|

Ramster 2004-11-23 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MatrixFan
I hope Priest stays gone for at least another week. and Terrell has a terrible day next week. |couch|
You only get 1 out of 2. They're saying Holmes is out for next Monday so Owens will have to pick up the slack.

MatrixFan 2004-11-23 06:55 PM

It's probably not going to matter because Peyton will throw for 10TD's and 500+ yards.

Greenguy 2004-11-28 08:25 AM

WTF! I'm going into today's game already down by 30 because of fucking Marvin Harrison! Man, I hope the Chiefs/Chargers game has a final of 42-38 or something silly like htat - you're going down AdultLegal-Jim! :D

...and if my friend Jim & his Consortium of Fish could find it in their hearts to beat Torn & clinch the division for me, I'd appreciate it |bananna|

Jim 2004-11-29 09:51 AM

It's looking like I just might beat Tom :)

Torn Rose 2004-11-29 10:25 AM

Yeah it's looking like I will not be making the playoffs here, even though GG and Dan_CamZ also will more then likely lose this week.

That 5 game losing streak killed me.

I will make the playoffs in 2 of the 5 leagues (maybe 3) I am in, and I even won one game by 125 to 24 so far (he has 1 person to go tonight, and he is has not given up yet so this was his starters who did nothing lol)

Oh well... always next year....

BTW, “Fuck Off's” to the fallowing who will make the playoffs:
Ramster
Matrix Fan
GG
Dan_CamZ


|priesthol |pissleft|


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