Official Fantasy Football Trash Talking Thread!

Greenguy · 2004-10-12, 10:08 AM

There's way too much trash talking aobut Fantasy Football going on in other threads, so let's put them all here

I'll start it out.....

Torn's team (pick one of the 5 he has) sucks. 3-1 with a loss to me means he's really 2-2

AdultLegalJim's team has got to be the worst one I've ever seen....

With the exception of Jim's team, which looks like it was drafted by a monkey

Dan From Camz should play more poker during the draft.

Linkster & XPorn need to really start players that score.

Ramster? Well, ya know

Jim · 2004-10-12, 10:19 AM

I have been thinking that it may be a good time to retire from Fantasy Football.

Greenguy · 2004-10-12, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jim
I have been thinking that it may be a good time to retire from Fantasy Football.

Trade me Akers & James before you do

Ramster · 2004-10-12, 11:41 AM

I had the both Terrell Owens and Priest Holmes on a buy week this week and still beat AdultLegal-Jim's poor team to keep him at 0-5.

I am of course 5-0 and see no reason why I won't keep on rolling this week.

cockNballs · 2004-10-12, 02:05 PM

And I think it was my best week yet too

I have you all over confident now!

Time for the comeback!

Greenguy · 2004-10-12, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultLegal-Jim
Time for the comeback!

Yeah - having Bouldin back in week 7 instead of week 8 will be a great benefit to your team

Torn Rose · 2004-10-12, 02:51 PM

Oh please you got beat by a CANADIAN in FFL.... How much worse can that be? And by 9 points!

I only lost one game by 2 points and I am the second hottest team going right now.

Sunday we will play for sole possession of First Place of the East.

cockNballs · 2004-10-12, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greenguy
Yeah - having Bouldin back in week 7 instead of week 8 will be a great benefit to your team

"I have not yet begun to fight!"

Torn Rose · 2004-10-12, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultLegal-Jim
"I have not yet begun to fight!"

um, maybe you should start..... 1 more loss and you’re just about going to be eliminated mathematically from the playoffs lol....

Extreme Nate · 2004-10-12, 03:03 PM

The Dolphins are going to come back and kick everyones ass....

0-5 means nothing |goodnight

Torn Rose · 2004-10-12, 03:05 PM

For those who are wondering here are the rankings.

1) Ramster 5-0
2) Greenguy 4-1
3) Torn 4-1 (4 wins in a row)
4) Jason D 2-3
5) Dan_CamZ 2-3
6) Jim 1-3-1
7) Linkster 1-3-1
8) Adult Legal Jim 0-5

Top 4 make playoffs…. Kind of a huge difference in the contenders and the pretenders right now…..

cockNballs · 2004-10-12, 03:08 PM

I'm coming on strong with my almost win though!!!!!!!!

Greenguy · 2004-10-12, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Torn
Oh please you got beat by a CANADIAN in FFL.... How much worse can that be? And by 9 points!

I only lost one game by 2 points and I am the second hottest team going right now.

Sunday we will play for sole possession of First Place of the East.

Football Humpers d. Kat's, 101-99

YeehawJunction Football Humpers
Points For: 485
Points Against: 416

Florida Kat's
Points For: 470
Points Against: 314

So, let's see.....

1 - I beat you

2 - I have more points than you

3 - Teams have scored an avg of 20 more points each week against me, yet I am still 4-1 just like you

4 - Schedule Swapper says if I was you, I'd be 5-0

Hang your head in shame, Tom. Hang it in SHAME!

Torn Rose · 2004-10-12, 03:22 PM

Just like the Colts, 1 loss will not hurt me, and I know we will meet in the playoffs once more and this time you are going home.

BTW

MatrixFan · 2004-10-12, 05:28 PM

Jason D = Matrixfan = Should have been 3-2 if it was not for Dante Mother Fu**ing Culpepper and his 5 Mother Fu**ing touchdowns.

I'm not bitter though

Torn Rose · 2004-10-12, 05:32 PM

Opps sorry about that, I didnt keep the list of who is in it, so I had to look and since you are one of the few who didnt use a name we would all know you by........

MatrixFan · 2004-10-12, 05:40 PM

Now you have done it. You exposed my real identity. I'm the dreaded JASON D. I expect the feds to be showing up at my doorstep any second.

No biggie Torn, I should have used Matrixfan

By the way, I'll have all you know that I lost those three games by a TOTAL of 20 points. Watch out boys here I come.

Greenguy · 2004-10-12, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Torn
Opps sorry about that...

Just another one the long list of Torn's Fantasy Football Blunders

MatrixFan · 2004-10-12, 05:50 PM

By the way Greenguy,

Schedule swapper say if I were you I would be 4-1 and you would be 2-3.

Greenguy · 2004-10-12, 05:58 PM

You got it backwards

What would happen if:
Beach Steelers had YeehawJunction Football Humpers Schedule - Beach Steelers would be 2-3

YeehawJunction Football Humpers had Beach Steelers schedule - YeehawJunction would be 4-1

MatrixFan · 2004-10-12, 06:17 PM

Damn....I was just starting to feel a little better and then you go and ruin it.

|goodnight

Ramster · 2004-10-12, 08:02 PM

I see 6-0 in my future. Playing Dan CamZ this week at 2-3 and my top guns should roll even without Peyton Manning.

Greenguy · 2004-10-13, 08:31 AM

Thanks to everyone in the ESPN league for letting me make 2 picks ups from the #7 spot - you guys are making this too easy

Linkster · 2004-10-13, 09:51 AM

I suck

Greenguy · 2004-10-13, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Linkster
I suck

Please don't fill this thread with posts that state the obvious

2004-10-12, 10:08 AM	#1
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,802	Official Fantasy Football Trash Talking Thread! There's way too much trash talking aobut Fantasy Football going on in other threads, so let's put them all here I'll start it out..... Torn's team (pick one of the 5 he has) sucks. 3-1 with a loss to me means he's really 2-2 AdultLegalJim's team has got to be the worst one I've ever seen.... With the exception of Jim's team, which looks like it was drafted by a monkey Dan From Camz should play more poker during the draft. Linkster & XPorn need to really start players that score. Ramster? Well, ya know __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2004-10-12, 11:41 AM	#4
Ramster Life is good Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 11,703	I had the both Terrell Owens and Priest Holmes on a buy week this week and still beat AdultLegal-Jim's poor team to keep him at 0-5. I am of course 5-0 and see no reason why I won't keep on rolling this week. __________________ Pornstar Legends \| Live Cam Model Shows \| Hungarian Girls Skype: robmurray999

2004-10-12, 02:05 PM	#5
cockNballs FKA AdultLegal-Jim Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 565	And I think it was my best week yet too I have you all over confident now! Time for the comeback! __________________

2004-10-12, 03:03 PM	#10
Extreme Nate Are you sure this is the Sci-Fi Convention? It's full of nerds! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 268	The Dolphins are going to come back and kick everyones ass.... 0-5 means nothing \|goodnight __________________ Rage Cash.com

2004-10-12, 03:08 PM	#12
cockNballs FKA AdultLegal-Jim Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 565	I'm coming on strong with my almost win though!!!!!!!! __________________

2004-10-12, 10:19 AM	#2
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	I have been thinking that it may be a good time to retire from Fantasy Football.

2004-10-12, 02:51 PM	#7
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	Oh please you got beat by a CANADIAN in FFL.... How much worse can that be? And by 9 points! I only lost one game by 2 points and I am the second hottest team going right now. Sunday we will play for sole possession of First Place of the East. Last edited by Torn Rose; 2004-10-12 at 02:53 PM..

2004-10-12, 03:05 PM	#11
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	For those who are wondering here are the rankings. 1) Ramster 5-0 2) Greenguy 4-1 3) Torn 4-1 (4 wins in a row) 4) Jason D 2-3 5) Dan_CamZ 2-3 6) Jim 1-3-1 7) Linkster 1-3-1 8) Adult Legal Jim 0-5 Top 4 make playoffs…. Kind of a huge difference in the contenders and the pretenders right now…..

2004-10-12, 03:22 PM	#14
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	Just like the Colts, 1 loss will not hurt me, and I know we will meet in the playoffs once more and this time you are going home. BTW

2004-10-12, 05:28 PM	#15
MatrixFan I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Beach Posts: 321	Jason D = Matrixfan = Should have been 3-2 if it was not for Dante Mother Fuing Culpepper and his 5 Mother Fuing touchdowns. I'm not bitter though __________________ Submit to XXX Super Links - <a href="http://www.xxxsuperlinks.com/links/rules.html">XXX Super Links</a> Submit to XXX Adults - <a href="http://www.xxx-adults.net/rules.html">XXX Adults</a For quality link trades email me at matrixfan at gmail dot com.

2004-10-12, 05:32 PM	#16
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	Opps sorry about that, I didnt keep the list of who is in it, so I had to look and since you are one of the few who didnt use a name we would all know you by........

2004-10-12, 05:40 PM	#17
MatrixFan I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Beach Posts: 321	Now you have done it. You exposed my real identity. I'm the dreaded JASON D. I expect the feds to be showing up at my doorstep any second. No biggie Torn, I should have used Matrixfan By the way, I'll have all you know that I lost those three games by a TOTAL of 20 points. Watch out boys here I come. __________________ Submit to XXX Super Links - <a href="http://www.xxxsuperlinks.com/links/rules.html">XXX Super Links</a> Submit to XXX Adults - <a href="http://www.xxx-adults.net/rules.html">XXX Adults</a For quality link trades email me at matrixfan at gmail dot com.

2004-10-12, 05:50 PM	#19
MatrixFan I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Beach Posts: 321	By the way Greenguy, Schedule swapper say if I were you I would be 4-1 and you would be 2-3. __________________ Submit to XXX Super Links - <a href="http://www.xxxsuperlinks.com/links/rules.html">XXX Super Links</a> Submit to XXX Adults - <a href="http://www.xxx-adults.net/rules.html">XXX Adults</a For quality link trades email me at matrixfan at gmail dot com.

2004-10-12, 05:58 PM	#20
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,802	You got it backwards What would happen if: Beach Steelers had YeehawJunction Football Humpers Schedule - Beach Steelers would be 2-3 YeehawJunction Football Humpers had Beach Steelers schedule - YeehawJunction would be 4-1 __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2004-10-12, 06:17 PM	#21
MatrixFan I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Beach Posts: 321	Damn....I was just starting to feel a little better and then you go and ruin it. \|goodnight __________________ Submit to XXX Super Links - <a href="http://www.xxxsuperlinks.com/links/rules.html">XXX Super Links</a> Submit to XXX Adults - <a href="http://www.xxx-adults.net/rules.html">XXX Adults</a For quality link trades email me at matrixfan at gmail dot com.

2004-10-12, 08:02 PM	#22
Ramster Life is good Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 11,703	I see 6-0 in my future. Playing Dan CamZ this week at 2-3 and my top guns should roll even without Peyton Manning. __________________ Pornstar Legends \| Live Cam Model Shows \| Hungarian Girls Skype: robmurray999

2004-10-13, 08:31 AM	#23
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,802	Thanks to everyone in the ESPN league for letting me make 2 picks ups from the #7 spot - you guys are making this too easy __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2004-10-13, 09:51 AM	#24
Linkster NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them. Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sex Delta Posts: 5,084	I suck __________________ Pussy Chompers Porn Links NSCash