Official Fantasy Football Trash Talking Thread!
 

There's way too much trash talking aobut Fantasy Football going on in other threads, so let's put them all here :)

I'll start it out.....

Torn's team (pick one of the 5 he has) sucks. 3-1 with a loss to me means he's really 2-2 :)

AdultLegalJim's team has got to be the worst one I've ever seen....

With the exception of Jim's team, which looks like it was drafted by a monkey :D

Dan From Camz should play more poker during the draft.

Linkster & XPorn need to really start players that score.

Ramster? Well, ya know :)

I have been thinking that it may be a good time to retire from Fantasy Football.

Trade me Akers & James before you do :D

I had the both Terrell Owens and Priest Holmes on a buy week this week and still beat AdultLegal-Jim's poor team to keep him at 0-5. |knockout|

I am of course 5-0 and see no reason why I won't keep on rolling this week. |zzzzzzzzz

And I think it was my best week yet too

I have you all over confident now!

Time for the comeback!

Yeah - having Bouldin back in week 7 instead of week 8 will be a great benefit to your team :D

Oh please you got beat by a CANADIAN in FFL.... How much worse can that be? And by 9 points!

I only lost one game by 2 points and I am the second hottest team going right now.

Sunday we will play for sole possession of First Place of the East.

"I have not yet begun to fight!"

um, maybe you should start..... 1 more loss and you’re just about going to be eliminated mathematically from the playoffs lol....|waves|

The Dolphins are going to come back and kick everyones ass....|knockout|

0-5 means nothing |goodnight

For those who are wondering here are the rankings.

1) Ramster 5-0
2) Greenguy 4-1
3) Torn 4-1 (4 wins in a row)
4) Jason D 2-3
5) Dan_CamZ 2-3
6) Jim 1-3-1
7) Linkster 1-3-1
8) Adult Legal Jim 0-5

Top 4 make playoffs…. Kind of a huge difference in the contenders and the pretenders right now…..

I'm coming on strong with my almost win though!!!!!!!!

Football Humpers d. Kat's, 101-99

YeehawJunction Football Humpers
Points For: 485
Points Against: 416

Florida Kat's
Points For: 470
Points Against: 314

So, let's see.....

1 - I beat you :)
2 - I have more points than you :)
3 - Teams have scored an avg of 20 more points each week against me, yet I am still 4-1 just like you :)
4 - Schedule Swapper says if I was you, I'd be 5-0 :D

Hang your head in shame, Tom. Hang it in SHAME!

Just like the Colts, 1 loss will not hurt me, and I know we will meet in the playoffs once more and this time you are going home.

BTW |fuckyou|

Jason D = Matrixfan = Should have been 3-2 if it was not for Dante Mother Fu**ing Culpepper and his 5 Mother Fu**ing touchdowns.

I'm not bitter though :D

Opps sorry about that, I didnt keep the list of who is in it, so I had to look and since you are one of the few who didnt use a name we would all know you by........

|buddy|

Now you have done it. You exposed my real identity. I'm the dreaded JASON D. I expect the feds to be showing up at my doorstep any second.

|jester|


No biggie Torn, I should have used Matrixfan


By the way, I'll have all you know that I lost those three games by a TOTAL of 20 points. Watch out boys here I come.

Just another one the long list of Torn's Fantasy Football Blunders :D

By the way Greenguy,

Schedule swapper say if I were you I would be 4-1 and you would be 2-3.

|couch|

You got it backwards :)

What would happen if:
Beach Steelers had YeehawJunction Football Humpers Schedule - Beach Steelers would be 2-3

YeehawJunction Football Humpers had Beach Steelers schedule - YeehawJunction would be 4-1

:D

Damn....I was just starting to feel a little better and then you go and ruin it.



|goodnight

I see 6-0 in my future. Playing Dan CamZ this week at 2-3 and my top guns should roll even without Peyton Manning.

|priesthol

Thanks to everyone in the ESPN league for letting me make 2 picks ups from the #7 spot - you guys are making this too easy :D

I suck

Please don't fill this thread with posts that state the obvious :D