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MatrixFan 2004-12-11 12:22 AM

Damn you Ramster!!! I knew if I dropped Staley you would pick him up. If I lose because of it I'll be kicking myself in the ass until next year.


SHIT!!!!! LOL.

Greenguy 2004-12-11 10:03 AM

You could pick up Arlen Harris......NO WAIT! I just did that :D

Jim 2004-12-11 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greenguy
...and you're not going to see any X's or Y's next to your team anyway, so go sit in the basement & enjoy your Toilet Bowl :D

My money is on Jim coming in 5th overall |bananna|

Since I quit last week, I am about to put a few players on wavers :)

Greenguy 2004-12-11 10:21 AM

Don't be a dick - at least put Carr in for Bulger, you ass.

MatrixFan 2004-12-11 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greenguy
You could pick up Arlen Harris......NO WAIT! I just did that :D
I already have 4 good backs. I needed a QB so I had to drop one of the 5 backs.

MatrixFan 2004-12-12 04:41 PM

Why, you ask, did I not play Todd Heap? The answer is simple. Because I'm a moron!!! |banghead|

Ramster 2004-12-12 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MatrixFan
Why, you ask, did I not play Todd Heap? The answer is simple. Because I'm a moron!!! |banghead|
I sat David Patten just this morning. Though I'm not sure if I put in Jackson (who had a great game) or Andre Johnson (who didn't) in his place.

Things are tight. Manning had his worst week in fantasy pts since week 5. I still need a lot of pts from Curtis Martin and Terrell Owens.

MatrixFan 2004-12-12 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ramster
I sat David Patten just this morning. Though I'm not sure if I put in Jackson (who had a great game) or Andre Johnson (who didn't) in his place.
You had both in there.

MatrixFan 2004-12-12 08:05 PM

ESPN needs to update their scoring. Baltimore had 6 defensive turnovers today and the scoring only reflects 2. Should have eight more points for my defense.

Greenguy 2004-12-13 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MatrixFan
ESPN needs to update their scoring. Baltimore had 6 defensive turnovers today and the scoring only reflects 2. Should have eight more points for my defense.
They're pokey about the defensive totals - last week the Bills only showed 10 points until Monday morning when they updated it to 17. Baltimore shows 15 now & since you're up by 30 on Ramster, you're looking good :)

Of course, 15 is 7 less than 22, which is what the Bills defense got for yesterday |bananna|

I should have a nice comfortable lead on Dan from CamZ after tonight's game - looks like it might be you & me in the finals :D



Hey Ramster - how's Priest Holmes working out for you? :D



***TOILET BOWL UPDATE***
Torn has an 8 point lead over Linkster & Jim has a 9 point lead over Adultlegal_Jim going into next week.
(as if it matters)

Ramster 2004-12-13 11:19 AM

Don't even get me going. |swear|

Manning has his worst week since week 5 |angry|
Owens doesn't even get 50 yards in receiving? |angry|
Holmes...well fuck his injured ass. |angry|

Good matchups for me this weekend though so there is hope. |skull|

EDIT: Hopefully MatrixFan blew his load this week. LOL Half his bench had more points than most of my guys. Christ!

CamZ_Dan 2004-12-14 11:55 PM

I got waxed in the playoffs 8 out of nine teams in them and one win and it was my two teams playing eachother LOL!!!

GG cleaned my clock 100,000 to 12




|angry|

Torn Rose 2004-12-15 12:38 AM

Oh stop exaggerating.... it wasn’t that bad, the final was only 857,998 to 21|waves|

Greenguy 2004-12-15 09:47 AM

Geez - this thread has only been going on for 2 months & Dan finally decides to post in it.

I think next year we need someone that's a little more active in our little community :D

Dan - have fun playing Ramster for 3rd place |waves|

CamZ_Dan 2004-12-15 10:17 AM

Fucker

Greenguy 2004-12-15 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CamZ_Dan
Fucker
You are just horrible at this game :D

Ramster 2004-12-15 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greenguy
Dan - have fun playing Ramster for 3rd place |waves|
Jumping the gun a little there aren't ya? |sandm

Greenguy 2004-12-15 01:23 PM

You know Ramster, I might be jumping the gun a bit on that. Brady & Dillon will have a tough time against Miami & Moss might be a flake once again.

I bet you'd like to see MatrixFan start Branch & the Baltimore D so that he's got 6 of his 8 starters in 2 games :D

CamZ_Dan 2004-12-15 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greenguy
You are just horrible at this game :D
7 of 8 teams in the payoffs?

last year I won 4 out of 8 and two were against my own tems.

6 out of 8 in the end game I would say I am very good at this game.

But I lost and will take the rub in good sport.

Your still a fucker though :)

MatrixFan 2004-12-15 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greenguy
You know Ramster, I might be jumping the gun a bit on that. Brady & Dillon will have a tough time against Miami & Moss might be a flake once again.

I bet you'd like to see MatrixFan start Branch & the Baltimore D so that he's got 6 of his 8 starters in 2 games :D

I think Moss will be busting ass so he can make up for that ridiculous pass into double coverage on Sunday.

And Balitmores defense will be firmly placed on the bench this week. :D

I'm not greedy, I'll be happy if I lose by 29 points. |couch|

Greenguy 2004-12-15 05:31 PM

The "game" I was referring to was trash talking. We can cleary see that you Fantasy Football "game" is lacking, especially since I have this very nice "ESPN 2003 Fantasy Football League Champion" shirt on :D

I'll wear it in Vegas so you can see what they look like |bananna|

shert 2004-12-17 06:00 PM

not luck with fantasy football
 
I've got no luck in fantasy football ...|angry|

Greenguy 2004-12-18 09:47 AM

Re: not luck with fantasy football
 
Quote:

Originally posted by shert
I've got no luck in fantasy football ...|angry|
Have you met Torn yet? :D

CamZ_Dan 2004-12-18 10:17 AM

Re: Re: not luck with fantasy football
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Greenguy
Have you met Torn yet? :D
LOL!! You are good at this game. :)

Ramster 2004-12-18 11:58 AM

MatrixFan
Could you repeat your performance of 2 weeks ago please? What was that...59 pts?

Manning will not get 35pts this week, but a solid 25 would be good. I gotta start Chi RB Jones...man I wish Holmes was playing. Wide receivers are the hard choice. You never know who the fuck is gonna do what. The two guys I'm sitting worry me. I was gonna start Hou WR Johnson and sit RB Jones but my lineup is set so I'll have to live with it.

Oh...and trash talking? Sure I can do that. I'll have lots to trash about after my team wins this week by about 40 points and heads to the finals on a role. |bananna|

Torn Rose 2004-12-18 12:06 PM

with "friends" like you to I know I am loved......

|2up

Greenguy 2004-12-18 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ramster
...man I wish Holmes was playing....
Yeah - I've been meaning to ask you how he was working out for your team :D

Hi Tom! Just as clever as ever I see |santa|

MatrixFan 2004-12-18 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ramster
MatrixFan
Could you repeat your performance of 2 weeks ago please? What was that...59 pts?

NO!

Quote:

Oh...and trash talking? Sure I can do that. I'll have lots to trash about after my team wins this week by about 40 points and heads to the finals on a role. |bananna|
Keep Talking. LOL. I have yet to play a player and I'm winning by 2 points. How did you like that Steelers D this week. Perfect for me. They pulled out the victory and gave up 30. Greenie, see ya in the Superbowl.

Ramster 2004-12-19 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MatrixFan
[b]NO!



Keep Talking. LOL. I have yet to play a player and I'm winning by 2 points. How did you like that Steelers D this week. Perfect for me. They pulled out the victory and gave up 30. Greenie, see ya in the Superbowl.

I'd like to give a clever comeback but what can I say? 30 fuckin' points by the Giants? Just shoot me now... |lightsabe

RawAlex 2004-12-19 12:58 PM

When does the playoffs start? :-)

Alex

MatrixFan 2004-12-19 01:03 PM

Alex....the first round started last week and ends this week. The "superbowl" starts next week and ends with the final regular season week.

Greenguy 2004-12-19 05:53 PM

Hey Dan - your guys do know that they're supposed to be playing today right?

FUCK! I can't stand this Text Message thing that ESPN has. Everytime my one of my guys scores a TD, I get a message on my cell. Fucking thing has gone off 9 times today |jester|

Linkster 2004-12-19 07:31 PM

Mines gone off a few times too |jester|

Ramster 2004-12-20 12:02 AM

Mine went off to laugh at me since none of my guys are scoring. :(

There's no way you can win with guys scoring 2 and 4 points. |skull|

Good luck in the finals MatrixFan and Greenguy!

Greenguy 2004-12-20 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ramster
There's no way you can win with guys scoring 2 and 4 points. |skull|
Sure you can! My kicker had 3 this week & & my TE had 1 last week.

Of course, it helps when everyone else on your team has at least 12 & your defense gets 20+ each week :D

Hey Dan! Think Vinatieri will get 84 points tonight? |jester|

***
TOILET BOWL UPDATE
Linkster beat Torn & Jim beat AdultLegal_Jim, so Torn gets to battle for #7th place over all :D
(as if anyone cares)

cockNballs 2004-12-20 02:17 PM

"Linkster beat Torn & Jim beat AdultLegal_Jim, so Torn gets to battle for #7th place over all"

Do I suck or what

in other FFL news

I'm first in my Yahoo league

Just thought I'd bring it up to make myself feel better

Greenguy 2004-12-21 09:40 AM

For those of you not in the loop, here's the games for
the final weeks :D

FINALS:
Championship: Steelers (MatrixFan) vs. Football Humpers (Greenguy)
3rd Place: Renegades (Ramster) vs. Rocks (CamZ_Dan)

TOILET BOWL:
5th Place: Dragons (Linkster) vs. Fish Consortium (Jim)
7th Place: |pokefun| Kat's (Torn) vs. Electricboogaloo (AdultLegal_Jim)

cockNballs 2004-12-21 10:33 AM

Championship: Steelers (MatrixFan) vs. Football Humpers (Greenguy)

well some Steelers team had to make it to the Championship

the NFL version isn't!

|buddy| <--- talks to me and he told me so

Ramster 2004-12-21 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultLegal-Jim
Championship: Steelers (MatrixFan) vs. Football Humpers (Greenguy)

well some Steelers team had to make it to the Championship

the NFL version isn't!

|buddy| <--- talks to me and he told me so

Hmmm, seems the Steelers will have home field in the playoffs after the Tom Brady looked like a rookie last night throwing the ball while being sacked.

What an idiot. You're team is winning...take the sack!!! |angry|

cockNballs 2004-12-21 10:56 AM

thats Okay Ramster

Pats beat the Steelers 2 years ago in Pittsburgh on their way to the superbowl

that had to be the most horrible play I've seen Brady make


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