Official Fantasy Football Trash Talking Thread!
 

There's way too much trash talking aobut Fantasy Football going on in other threads, so let's put them all here :)

I'll start it out.....

Torn's team (pick one of the 5 he has) sucks. 3-1 with a loss to me means he's really 2-2 :)

AdultLegalJim's team has got to be the worst one I've ever seen....

With the exception of Jim's team, which looks like it was drafted by a monkey :D

Dan From Camz should play more poker during the draft.

Linkster & XPorn need to really start players that score.

Ramster? Well, ya know :)

I have been thinking that it may be a good time to retire from Fantasy Football.

Trade me Akers & James before you do :D

I had the both Terrell Owens and Priest Holmes on a buy week this week and still beat AdultLegal-Jim's poor team to keep him at 0-5. |knockout|

I am of course 5-0 and see no reason why I won't keep on rolling this week. |zzzzzzzzz

And I think it was my best week yet too

I have you all over confident now!

Time for the comeback!

Yeah - having Bouldin back in week 7 instead of week 8 will be a great benefit to your team :D

Oh please you got beat by a CANADIAN in FFL.... How much worse can that be? And by 9 points!

I only lost one game by 2 points and I am the second hottest team going right now.

Sunday we will play for sole possession of First Place of the East.

"I have not yet begun to fight!"

um, maybe you should start..... 1 more loss and you’re just about going to be eliminated mathematically from the playoffs lol....|waves|

The Dolphins are going to come back and kick everyones ass....|knockout|

0-5 means nothing |goodnight

For those who are wondering here are the rankings.

1) Ramster 5-0
2) Greenguy 4-1
3) Torn 4-1 (4 wins in a row)
4) Jason D 2-3
5) Dan_CamZ 2-3
6) Jim 1-3-1
7) Linkster 1-3-1
8) Adult Legal Jim 0-5

Top 4 make playoffs…. Kind of a huge difference in the contenders and the pretenders right now…..

I'm coming on strong with my almost win though!!!!!!!!

Football Humpers d. Kat's, 101-99

YeehawJunction Football Humpers
Points For: 485
Points Against: 416

Florida Kat's
Points For: 470
Points Against: 314

So, let's see.....

1 - I beat you :)
2 - I have more points than you :)
3 - Teams have scored an avg of 20 more points each week against me, yet I am still 4-1 just like you :)
4 - Schedule Swapper says if I was you, I'd be 5-0 :D

Hang your head in shame, Tom. Hang it in SHAME!

Just like the Colts, 1 loss will not hurt me, and I know we will meet in the playoffs once more and this time you are going home.

BTW |fuckyou|

Jason D = Matrixfan = Should have been 3-2 if it was not for Dante Mother Fu**ing Culpepper and his 5 Mother Fu**ing touchdowns.

I'm not bitter though :D

Opps sorry about that, I didnt keep the list of who is in it, so I had to look and since you are one of the few who didnt use a name we would all know you by........

|buddy|

Now you have done it. You exposed my real identity. I'm the dreaded JASON D. I expect the feds to be showing up at my doorstep any second.

|jester|


No biggie Torn, I should have used Matrixfan


By the way, I'll have all you know that I lost those three games by a TOTAL of 20 points. Watch out boys here I come.

Just another one the long list of Torn's Fantasy Football Blunders :D

By the way Greenguy,

Schedule swapper say if I were you I would be 4-1 and you would be 2-3.

|couch|

You got it backwards :)

What would happen if:
Beach Steelers had YeehawJunction Football Humpers Schedule - Beach Steelers would be 2-3

YeehawJunction Football Humpers had Beach Steelers schedule - YeehawJunction would be 4-1

:D

Damn....I was just starting to feel a little better and then you go and ruin it.



|goodnight

I see 6-0 in my future. Playing Dan CamZ this week at 2-3 and my top guns should roll even without Peyton Manning.

|priesthol

Thanks to everyone in the ESPN league for letting me make 2 picks ups from the #7 spot - you guys are making this too easy :D

I suck

Please don't fill this thread with posts that state the obvious :D

Predictions for this weeks ESPN Fantasy Football games:

Steelers 70, Dragons 50
Renegades 110, Rocks 75
Fish Consortium 50, Electricboogaloo 40

And of course...
Football Humpers 100, Kat's 12

|bananna|

Nice reply Torn - what's wrong? "Kat" got your tongue? :D

You know....I just got that :)

Well looks like all my "studs" decided not to play today, so it's yours.

|flush| <------ My Team

Torn, you're only down 2. Oh wait all your players are done and Greenguy has 2 to play. Yup, you're done!

I should win again this week based on who's left to play. Another week over 100 hopefully. |bow|

I looked at the scores last night when I got home from the game & we were very close - then I saw I had 3 guys playing in the night game :D

Hey Torn: WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?!?!?!?! |jester|

For those of you that are reading this & are not in the league, here's a little recap:

I beat the shit out of Torn :)
XPorn has officially beat Linkster
Dan from Camz needs Torn Hold to have 180 yds & 3 TD, which ain't gonna happen, so Ramster will win that one.
The only one still up in the air is the "Battle Of The Jim's" where Adult Legal Jim has a 17 point lead on our Jim, but our Jim has Bulger going tonight & 18 points is not out of the question.

Hey - I just noticed my kicker hasn't played yet! I have a chance to tripple up on Torn :D

Here's the official results for all you on-lookers :D

Football Humpers d. Kat's, 113-42
Renegades d. Rocks, 103-87
Steelers d. Dragons, 85-61
Electricboogaloo d. Fish Consortium, 73-72

Bulger fucked Jim last night - if it wasn't for the one interception, he would have beat AdultLegal-Jim.

Torn seems to be really quiet.......|couch|

I quit
Look at my players and make cash offers please :)

"Electricboogaloo d. Fish Consortium, 73-72"


WOOOOO HOOOOOOO


I won a game!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh come on! Make some pick ups this week (do it today)

Get rid of:
Brown - odds are you won't need a 2nd kicker for the rest of the season
Kinney - he's injured & see above
2 of your 3 defenses - Gaints had their Bye week already, so keep them & shit can the other 2

Then pick up a couple of RB's & maybe a WR - you have the #2 QB, the #1 kicker, The #7 RB, The #5 D - you just need a few more to make you legit :)

Want me to make your pick ups for you? :D

PS - remember, you tied one game, lost 2 games by 1 point & 1 game by 5 points - you're not that bad!

make a trade with me for one of my 19 RB's :-)

I need WR or QB badly, I need just about everything though

Lets see - Ive got M Vick who hasnt done shit this year - and WRs and RBs who cant be consistent from 1 game to the next - top it all of with my K and TE that get injured and out - not gonna quit though - Ill just sneak back in |jester|

Thanks for stealing Driver from me Linkster....but that did lead to me picking up the greatest WR ever!

Is he coaching now or playing?

|couch|