I need a little help.....
 

Now matter how much I look or how many boards I post this question on, seems I just can't get a decent answer You see I have a problem & need some help. I am starting up a new project with a couple friends & we need the following before we get the ball rolling. We are a dedicated group of people, so any help would be appreciated & returned if possible.

Please help me with:

affiliate programs
alt tags
autosubmit
bandwidth
banner maker
blacklist
blocked submits
buying traffic
cgi scripts
cheap content
cheap hosting
cheap scripts
content
content for sale
conversions
dead links
dedicated server
domains for sale
exclusive content
feeds
fetish content
flash
free content
free hosts
free software
gallery design
Gig
Gigabytes
googlebot
graphic designer
hacked
hosted free sites
hosted galleries
hosted tgp's
hosting
ip numbers
link trades
live feed
Looking for a host
meta tags
model releases
Need a host
need content
need programmer
niche content
outsourcing
partners
pay per signup
per gig
php programming
recommend sponsor
resizing images
revshare hosting
Russian submitter
scripts
search engine
Server down
shared
Shaving
site design
spam filter
sponsor content
submission tool
submit tool
surfers
tables
TGSW
thumbnailer
tools
tour design
traffic
traffic leaks
transfer
virtual host
want work

Now, if you've gotten thru all that & have read this part - good for you! You're not an idiot board spammer. Please don't post anything to this thread. The only posts I want in here are from those that are too stupid to read the entire thread before they post, thus exposing themselves as morons.

You know I have this red itchy spot that is kind of hard to scratch but if I get on all fours and put my leg up over my head while turning my head to the side I can kind of see this red itchy spot by putting my ass way up in the air and using a mirror that I keep in the kitchen cabinet over the microwave that I bought at Sears using some spare money that I made by doing all the truckers that came in from Mississippi to see the latest game that was in town where they had on really sexy red uniforms with green shoes so if they got they shoes messed up from the grass no one would notice so this is why I thought it was a good microwave to buy and even a better place to keep my mirror above for when I need to look at my itchy red spot that just will not go away.

So what do the rest of you do when you find you have the same problem?

I have a tiny penis, can someone spam me with products that actually work |goodnight

See Sig.

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i luv your avatar |lightsabe

yup, your losing your mind big fella.

I'm having host problems so I'm looking for a new host.

I need a dedicated server with at least a 10 meg pipe and MySQL, PHP, htaccess. Also I have well in excess of 1000 domains so spam me with your favorite hosts.

Cost is no object, but I need a 24/7 monkey to physically sit on top of my server with a dedicated telepathic connection to my rectum in case of constipation of my domains.

I also need them to move everything to my new host for me with me needing to transfer any files.

Re: I need a little help.....
 

Does that include this one? LMAO

Regards,

Lee

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What me a spammer?

Must be talking about someone else. |jester|

Always happy to oblige sir! http://www.siliconefreak.com/my_silicone_heroes.htm

:)

Dear Gawd! PLEASE tell me those are photoshopped pics. If not I just wanna know the name of one chic that'd let those monsters within 10 feet of her so I know who to not ask out on a date.

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i dont get it ... sarcasm? maybe another cup of coffee...

No photoshoping there Venturi - just good old silicone :)

I'm frightened


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