I need a little help.....

[Greenguy]

Now matter how much I look or how many boards I post this question on, seems I just can't get a decent answer You see I have a problem & need some help. I am starting up a new project with a couple friends & we need the following before we get the ball rolling. We are a dedicated group of people, so any help would be appreciated & returned if possible.

Please help me with:

affiliate programs
alt tags
autosubmit
bandwidth
banner maker
blacklist
blocked submits
buying traffic
cgi scripts
cheap content
cheap hosting
cheap scripts
content
content for sale
conversions
dead links
dedicated server
domains for sale
exclusive content
feeds
fetish content
flash
free content
free hosts
free software
gallery design
Gig
Gigabytes
googlebot
graphic designer
hacked
hosted free sites
hosted galleries
hosted tgp's
hosting
ip numbers
link trades
live feed
Looking for a host
meta tags
model releases
Need a host
need content
need programmer
niche content
outsourcing
partners
pay per signup
per gig
php programming
recommend sponsor
resizing images
revshare hosting
Russian submitter
scripts
search engine
Server down
shared
Shaving
site design
spam filter
sponsor content
submission tool
submit tool
surfers
tables
TGSW
thumbnailer
tools
tour design
traffic
traffic leaks
transfer
virtual host
want work

Now, if you've gotten thru all that & have read this part - good for you! You're not an idiot board spammer. Please don't post anything to this thread. The only posts I want in here are from those that are too stupid to read the entire thread before they post, thus exposing themselves as morons.