My last post referred to your one that began "Well, I'm a Northerner from Lancashire and although I might admit to being behind the times, I don't think I'm uncivilised.", your beer one appeared while I was typing my reply. However "in the South it's warm and comes with no head. I can't drink it." puts you firmly on the uncivilised list.
But I will allow that one of the two good things coming out of the North is Newcastle Brown Ale.
(The other good thing coming out of the North is the Southbound carriage of the M1
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