Years ago, a buddy called me up all panicked, begging me to come to his apartment. I get there and he confides in me that he just go crabs from his girlfriend. Well duh! That wench was more of a slut than my sister. What did he expect? So anyway, I asked him why the hell I needed to know this. His reply: "you seem like the kind of guy who would have dealt with this sort of thing before". What the fuck does that mean?
Oddly enough - I did know what to do, but it wasn't from experience, damn it. I only deal with venereal diseases that require anti-biotics.
