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[Useless]

Years ago, a buddy called me up all panicked, begging me to come to his apartment. I get there and he confides in me that he just go crabs from his girlfriend. Well duh! That wench was more of a slut than my sister. What did he expect? So anyway, I asked him why the hell I needed to know this. His reply: "you seem like the kind of guy who would have dealt with this sort of thing before". What the fuck does that mean?

Oddly enough - I did know what to do, but it wasn't from experience, damn it. I only deal with venereal diseases that require anti-biotics.

[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Years ago, a buddy called me up all panicked, begging me to come to his apartment. I get there and he confides in me that he just go crabs from his girlfriend. Well duh! That wench was more of a slut than my sister. What did he expect? So anyway, I asked him why the hell I needed to know this. His reply: "you seem like the kind of guy who would have dealt with this sort of thing before". What the fuck does that mean?...

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Years ago, called me up all panicked...