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MadMax · 2005-11-29, 11:25 PM

I call "Bullshit" on point eleven

They're so shy that they're scared of you when you make the first move...that's not losing interest...just means it has to be one hell of a first move.

Men Are Simple:

1) There is no misunderstanding, disagreement or argument that connot be either temporarily or permanently resolved if you show up bearing a six pack, a pizza and a blowjob.

2) There is almost nothing a man won't give you if you ask for it immediately after you give him a six pack, a pizza and a blowjob.

3) If he denies promising to give you what you asked for, repeat step 2 and he'll either remember or agree again.

3) Question: "why do all men fantasize about doing two chicks at once (or if they can pull it off, why do we enjoy it so much)?" Answer: Sex for men involves strictly linear thinking, thus four titties must be better than two titties. Also note that the most important facet of a FMF threeway for a man is getting two blowjobs at once (because two blowjobs are quite obviously better than one blowjob).

Preferably after having some beer and some pizza.

The doctor is in, feel free to ask any questions about men and I'll be happy to clear things up.

2005-11-29, 11:25 PM	#4
MadMax "Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Motor City, baby, where carjacking was invented! Now GIMME THOSE SHOES! Posts: 2,385	I call "Bullshit" on point eleven They're so shy that they're scared of you when you make the first move...that's not losing interest...just means it has to be one hell of a first move. Men Are Simple: 1) There is no misunderstanding, disagreement or argument that connot be either temporarily or permanently resolved if you show up bearing a six pack, a pizza and a blowjob. 2) There is almost nothing a man won't give you if you ask for it immediately after you give him a six pack, a pizza and a blowjob. 3) If he denies promising to give you what you asked for, repeat step 2 and he'll either remember or agree again. 3) Question: "why do all men fantasize about doing two chicks at once (or if they can pull it off, why do we enjoy it so much)?" Answer: Sex for men involves strictly linear thinking, thus four titties must be better than two titties. Also note that the most important facet of a FMF threeway for a man is getting two blowjobs at once (because two blowjobs are quite obviously better than one blowjob). Preferably after having some beer and some pizza. The doctor is in, feel free to ask any questions about men and I'll be happy to clear things up.