THE RULES Regarding Men

[MadMax]

I call "Bullshit" on point eleven

They're so shy that they're scared of you when you make the first move...that's not losing interest...just means it has to be one hell of a first move.


Men Are Simple:

1) There is no misunderstanding, disagreement or argument that connot be either temporarily or permanently resolved if you show up bearing a six pack, a pizza and a blowjob.

2) There is almost nothing a man won't give you if you ask for it immediately after you give him a six pack, a pizza and a blowjob.

3) If he denies promising to give you what you asked for, repeat step 2 and he'll either remember or agree again.

3) Question: "why do all men fantasize about doing two chicks at once (or if they can pull it off, why do we enjoy it so much)?" Answer: Sex for men involves strictly linear thinking, thus four titties must be better than two titties. Also note that the most important facet of a FMF threeway for a man is getting two blowjobs at once (because two blowjobs are quite obviously better than one blowjob).

Preferably after having some beer and some pizza.




The doctor is in, feel free to ask any questions about men and I'll be happy to clear things up.

[MrYum]

Originally Posted by MadMax

I call "Bullshit" on point eleven

They're so shy that they're scared of you when you make the first move...that's not losing interest...just means it has to be one hell of a first move.


Men Are Simple:

1) There is no misunderstanding, disagreement or argument that connot be either temporarily or permanently resolved if you show up bearing a six pack, a pizza and a blowjob.

2) There is almost nothing a man won't give you if you ask for it immediately after you give him a six pack, a pizza and a blowjob.

3) If he denies promising to give you what you asked for, repeat step 2 and he'll either remember or agree again.

3) Question: "why do all men fantasize about doing two chicks at once (or if they can pull it off, why do we enjoy it so much)?" Answer: Sex for men involves strictly linear thinking, thus four titties must be better than two titties. Also note that the most important facet of a FMF threeway for a man is getting two blowjobs at once (because two blowjobs are quite obviously better than one blowjob).

Preferably after having some beer and some pizza.




The doctor is in, feel free to ask any questions about men and I'll be happy to clear things up.

Muwahahaha!

Absolutely classic Max

[sue-fl]

LMAO!! Have to agree with MadMax and emmanuelle!!

#4 is what I'm married to...

And in 28 years of marriage the good ol still works wonders, as does a slight pucker of my lips like I'm gonna cry!

If those two things (plus beer) work then men are very simple to manipulate oops I meant understand....

[eman]

Originally Posted by MrYum

Muwahahaha!

Absolutely classic Max

Men are also very loyal to each other, even to the point of not mentioning the fact that a fellow man can't count

(Doh! My feminine side just got the beter of me).

[Linkster]

Im glad I learned all of the rules early - not being shy had its benefits (guess I got the part about you dont get anything if you dont try) - and figured out that even the "untouchables" that most guys dont think they have a chance with - are usually the easiest to approach

[SirMoby]

Originally Posted by Linkster

Im glad I learned all of the rules early - not being shy had its benefits (guess I got the part about you dont get anything if you dont try) - and figured out that even the "untouchables" that most guys dont think they have a chance with - are usually the easiest to approach

You're such a stud and you are correct. It's all about how you approach people.

[MrYum]

Originally Posted by eman

Men are also very loyal to each other, even to the point of not mentioning the fact that a fellow man can't count

(Doh! My feminine side just got the beter of me).

Touche'!

I completely missed it